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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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The Angry Pubes of Bumsnet

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juneybean · 11/04/2015 14:04

No wankers allowed.

BFPs for everyone!

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juneybean · 14/04/2015 23:22

mama !! Good to see you! Where you visiting in UK?

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eskimolaura · 14/04/2015 23:24

Thank you lovely, lovely ladies; what did I do to deserve you lot? Something good in a previous life I reckon.

Purdie I love you too. Grin Enjoy your cuppa in't morning! Will it have a slightly salty taste? Hmm

Sparkly Thank you for the pep talk; it was just what I needed. Whhhhhyyyyyy can't you be on FB in a secret and safe group??? I demands it, but I won't nag you Wink Either that, or come and live with me in my house. Pweease? Grin

Glittery Pahahaha at 'love puff'.

I love this group of ladies. Can't wait to tell my future offspring about his / her Bumsnet aunties Grin

Night all. x x x

When I wake up, I will be one step closer to some answers! Yay!

purdiepie · 14/04/2015 23:27

Sammy dildocams are lovely. A bit too lovely in my opinion. Good luck sweetie x

Clittery you crack me up! When I went for my bum invasion I had to scythe my bush and arse crack. Turns out I had to wear a ginormous pair of paper shorts with a hole in the back for the camera to go up. I needn't've bovvered wiv the jungle machete after all.

Nice to see you beansprout!

Lucie, remind me: are you unexplained infertility? Your itinerary sounds wonderful. All we did was slob around Brno for nine days drinking cans of energy drink and picking our way among the alkies on every pavement. We were too skint to eat out so we bought Philadelphia from Tesco which we took back to our hotel room to eat whilst watching badly-acted Korean soap operas late into the night. Don't ask me why they were Korean. We couldn't even have sex cos DH had to save his sperm for EC. Ha ha!

Sparkly123 · 14/04/2015 23:29

Bean thanks lovely. How are you??

Night my gran who was like a second mum to me as she lived with me my whole life also had Alzheimer's , it was utterly heartbreaking to watch, but even at the end, I'm so sure she knew it was me next to her.. There was def something still going on in there even though we were grieving the person she once was.My young uncle is now in a home at 56 with early onset too and it's just awful to watch so young. I hope so much a cure is found for this dreadful disease soon, it shatters so many lives. I'm sure your gran has great comfort at times knowing you are there for her. Flowers

Is anyone not having a dildocam in the next few weeks?! Heck I'm getting in on this too I forgot I have one Thursday! I've had a doubler this week ha ha. Don't worry Sammy it really is totally fine and I suffer with quite a lot of pain down there so that's saying something! Good luck Tomor my lovely Flowers

Glittery a mound? Oh my. Shock starting to think my dh has it quite good here! I'm fond of the Hollywood wax you see Blush

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juneybean · 14/04/2015 23:32

I want a dildo cam :( been ages

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Sparkly123 · 14/04/2015 23:32

MaMa you are back! You have only missed A MN war or two! Ha. Great news about your visit, much excitement?! Woo for first clomid cycle lovely! Sounds like you have a good little plan in place! BFP is a coming!

DizzyMerry · 14/04/2015 23:34

Sammy I hope everything goes well for you tomorrow.

Frog I always get a desperate urge to pee as soon as they shove in the dildocam and have to try really hard not to think about it, not easy at all!

Sparkly123 · 14/04/2015 23:34

Eskimo you would lose the plot if I lived with you believe me! Ha. You know i was gonna re join the book of faces for you all but then i thought- I chat to you all on here? What am I missing on there??? Come tell me ...? Is it some sort of secret society? I'm intrigued now...

Sparkly123 · 14/04/2015 23:35

Ps Eskimo I love that positive spin at the end there! Amazing the difference a few hours makes eh!! Grin

purdiepie · 14/04/2015 23:36

...*Philadelphia on bread that should read. Cripes, we weren't that skint Grin

mamapo! hi love. How goes the Clomid? You ready for an inordinately long headfeck of a luteal phase? I never feel right hand ov pain either, which worries me terribly as only my right tube works.

Eskimo, you are in the best position yet on your ttc journey. Hold on tight, sugartits xxx

Sparkly123 · 14/04/2015 23:37

Purds you wore paper shorts with a hole in? Oh. Wonderful NHS. So inventive.

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juneybean · 14/04/2015 23:37

We have cervical mucous competitions on the fb group see who's can stretch the most.

I also post a bit more away from public about my goings on and because I'm so fascinating you should come to fb to keep up

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Sparkly123 · 14/04/2015 23:38

I was picturing you with the tub of Philly with two spoons. Praise The Lord for the bread! Purds

Sparkly123 · 14/04/2015 23:39

Junes yes you are a fascinating creature you are. I wouldn't stretch far with the cm. I don't even get it!!

Sparkly123 · 14/04/2015 23:40

I never feel anything on the left. Zip. Nada. I just feel it all on the right, all my cramps etc. always thought that was strange.

DizzyMerry · 14/04/2015 23:43

I usually never feel it at all but had strong pains on the right last cycle. Loads of ewcm last cycle too whereas I don't usually get that much.

frogbubbles · 14/04/2015 23:44

Oh no dizzy I might on the radiographers hand!!! Shock

Purds I cannot stop chuckling at the paper shots with a bum hole.

frogbubbles · 14/04/2015 23:45

"Pee" on the radiographers hand!! Typing too fast

Sparkly123 · 14/04/2015 23:47

Trunchpants could do with a pee on hers...! Wink

frogbubbles · 14/04/2015 23:51

Ha ha do it sparkly one, pee on the trunchbull she deserves it Grin

DizzyMerry · 14/04/2015 23:52

I do have that fear frog but I guess that's a risk they have to take Grin
There would be a queue for trunchpants and a bus load of pee!!!

frogbubbles · 14/04/2015 23:54

Ha ha I guess it is dizzy, I will have to get doing some pelvic floor excercises between now and next weds Smile

MaMaPo · 14/04/2015 23:55

What mn war? What happened? Summary please!

Quick trip to the UK next week for a wedding in Scotland. It's a long way to come for a fortnight! Lucky we have 24 hours in Malaysia on the way home to break up the trip. And no little tacker, she's staying with her grandparents.

Long lp Purdey? Hope so (as long as it ends with a bfp!)

Hope you guys are all well. It seems like you're all quite cheery.

purdiepie · 14/04/2015 23:55

Sparkly you do make me laugh! Juney's right there: we talk about all sorts. For instance, I've come clean about my dogging, drug-taking, occasional prostituting, alcoholic past on the private fb group. I could never share that on mumsnet.

Sparkly123 · 15/04/2015 00:00

MaMa you are coming to Scotland! Where is the wedding based?! stalker sounds like a nice trip!