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[juneybean]

No wankers allowed.

BFPs for everyone!

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We do quite a lot of our DTD in the morning I think, I'm often too tired in the evenings. There isn't a huge amount of kissing and no oral though

Just answered the door casual as anything to a man collecting money for the cats and dogs home whilst wearing my wedding dress. Neither of us mentioned it, he clearly thinks I'm some mental spinster who just wears wedding dresses while hanging out at home alone.

(I didn't give him any money. Fucking chuggers)

melon and frogs I'm well thank you.

Very excited about the two BFPs today. Looking forward to seeing loads more soon.

Why hello Miss Havisham oyster

wetting myself laughing at oyster

I discovered they can't chug you if you're under 21 so next time I'm going to tell them I'm 20! Who would argue with that?

Oh wow, sparkly, congrats!

Can we have full stats - eg what did you do differently this cycle (if anything) etc etc

Juners you would defo cope! YOU?! Super nanny?! Eh yeh.

Froggy you are right. The more they better! even if it does mean morning breath and cheese

Pixa that's so lovely thanks. It's so nice of everyone being so positive and sending well wishes, but so strange to hear when I feel so uncertain myself!! Thank you

mrsb enjoy dinner!

Dizzynorth happy sat to you too love. Thanks. I know there's a line, I know! I must sound like an ungrateful I just can't believe it quite yet

Oyster!

Juney if the Sky or LoveFilm people stop you in the middle of the street - tell them you don't have a TV. it's hilarious.

Oyster this is hilarious!!! Brilliant! How's the dress looking?!?

Oyster How are you feeling? You must be getting rather excited now.

Lol Oyster had them knock at our house once asking for donations- offered them my two dogs - that got rid off them (the people not the dogs!)

It's understandable sparkly but we are all rooting for you. Stay positive, I know easier said than done but you are a tower of strength and this will turn out well for you. I wish you all the very best lovely

Lol at oyster and purple!!! Casually swishing around in your wedding dress and answering the door?! He must be regretting that one!

Hahaha Oyster brilliant!
Congrats Sparkly send big huge positive vibes your way
My opks just came - first time user. Can anyone who knows how to use them tell me if this is pos/neg?! I think it's neg cus the test line is not just as strong as control line?!

Yokyil I'd say negative!

Yup me too Juney do you test twice a day or is the once sufficient? Ta

I use digitals every morning then once I get my smiley face I use the strip tests every time I pee that day, I usually get my darker line about 3pm ish

I am excited and the dress is looking pretty good! The stick on bra seems to work ok and the shoes make it the perfect length, exactly floor length. I still can't really picture how the whole ensemble is going to look; with hair and make up done. Hair trial is next Monday.

Sparkly!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!! ??

Oyster exciting times! I hope this lovely weather sticks around for you. Do you have much left to organise? Is your husband-to-be all sorted with his outfit etc?

Yokyil I'd say that is negative but only just. Keep your opks and right the CD on them so you can compare. I only ever tested once a day, but keep going a few days after you think it's gone positive to confirm it isn't still getting darker. Looks like tomorrow might be positive for you.

Sparkly I forgot to say - maybe it was the sexysex!

Yep he's all sorted. Almost everything is done. We just need to finish making the favours. We have our final meeting with the venue and photographer on Wednesday. I need to buy some new honeymoon clothes, possibly also some kind of nice lingerie

Ah lovely charity workers, never heard them being called chuggers!! How's the dress looking oyster, did you say 21 days until the big day?

Oyster I agree absolutely no smooching or head. Sure I read somewhere saliva kills the spermies. I could be wrong though.

That's Ok juney, af arrived on Monday but I was relieved tbh as I thought I hadn't ovulated last month and was worried this would make af late, which would have a knock on effect on this month's ovulation. DP and I are both on annual leave this month which means lots of shagging, so I need to make sure nothing delays it this month!!

oyster you just reminded me of that scene from friends where Rachel answers the door in her wedding dress to 'Joshoooua' and says "I doooo"!
Cue a very frightened Joshua making a very sharp exit....

Hey ladies, just catching up with the news ive missed since ive been on holiday. Probably be here all night trying to read back.

Sparkly wow, congratulations to you chick, I really hope this sticks for you. Wonder if it was that cheeky shag which did it?

I'm rather annoyed with my body, haven't ovulated yet and am on cd24, we dtd loads whilst on holiday so this is so frustrating as dh will be back at work Monday and difficult to keep up with eod shagging