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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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juneybean · 11/04/2015 14:04

No wankers allowed.

BFPs for everyone!

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nightandthelight · 11/04/2015 14:05

Love a new thread, also loving the BFPs today! Thanks juney :)

dojo123 · 11/04/2015 14:06

Lovely opening message juney Grin

nightandthelight · 11/04/2015 14:07

Love how tessie is now expecting septuplets, bless her Grin

juneybean · 11/04/2015 14:10

Sparkly today you are pregnant. Grin

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MelonMelon · 11/04/2015 14:11

Roll up roll up and see the magnificent non bleeding woman! That's right folks she's 7 days late and ready to bite
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chopsface · 11/04/2015 14:12

Twins for tessie! Woooooo! i want twins!

Sparkly123 · 11/04/2015 14:13

New bus!! More BFPs please Grin

nightandthelight · 11/04/2015 14:13

Oh Melon I am so sorry? Still BFNs?

Sparkly123 · 11/04/2015 14:14

Melon just more for you Flowers you are a wondrous woman! Grin

Sparkly123 · 11/04/2015 14:14

Purdie my chart from jan for you

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MelonMelon · 11/04/2015 14:14

I'm going out to put missing posters on lamp posts

night yes a wheelie bin full of BFN

nightandthelight · 11/04/2015 14:14

Argh I am not questioning my sorrow for you Melon, that should have been a !

DizzyMerry · 11/04/2015 14:15

Ooh twins! I want twins, I won't need to go through all this ttc stuff again!!!

juneybean · 11/04/2015 14:16

I do sometimes will my ovaries to boot a few eggs out so I can have an insta-family but I so wouldn't cope

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nightandthelight · 11/04/2015 14:16

It might be time to file a missing person report Melon! I'm sure DC Dizzy can advise Grin seriously though I can only imagine the awfulness of the limbo you are in, many many Flowers

Woolly84 · 11/04/2015 14:17

juney what a concise opening post love it Grin

melon if I come across your AF I'll send her your way with a smack! Hmm

DizzyMerry · 11/04/2015 14:17

Limbo is a shit!!! Sorry melon

juneybean · 11/04/2015 14:19

Sorry for your loss melon I'm sure you had it and just forgot (is that off a film?! sounds familiar...!)

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dojo123 · 11/04/2015 14:20

melon think of you hun as we were cycle buddies. Hope your body figures out what it's doing soon so you can either celebrate or move on to the next cycle. Flowers

frogbubbles · 11/04/2015 14:25

Sparkly eeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!
I am so pleased you for, a ickle lickle sparkly bean. Super news. You and Tess today what a fab Saturday.

Chops I think I might have figured out who you are I'm such a dimwit

Dojo hello waves like mad woman how are you doing?

Ha! Knob Cheese!! Ewwww. Sparklypants and Purds, to be honest I hate mornings too but it's fertile weekend so I'm happy to get shagging whenever psychically possible. I'm thinking the more spermies the better!!

Pixa · 11/04/2015 14:29

Sparkly You brilliant and lovely woman. Congratulations. DH and I are wishing you all the best for a very sticky bean. Happy 9 months. Smile

mrsb0710 · 11/04/2015 14:31

tessie & sparkly yay!!!!!!!!! Babies!!! So excited for you both.

Boring weekend without DH. We're out to dinner tonight though, then might get some ttc practise in when we get home. Grin

MelonMelon · 11/04/2015 14:32

Dojo hope everything is going swell with you!

My knockers are killing me and I have 'attractive' over bra hanging.

Off to look at tents for Glastonbury Grin

DizzyNorthernBird · 11/04/2015 14:39

sparkly a pink line is a pink line! Congratulations!

melon I reckon your af has done one & doesn't intend on come-back any time soon.... For 9 months at the very least Wink

I need to update my stats! ###35, cycle 5, bfp due 10th may ####

Congrats tessie, I did post on last thread but for some reason it's vanished!

Happy Saturday everyone!

juneybean · 11/04/2015 14:40

Sorry Dizzy :(

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