Bring along any luck you can find ..This BESHly fred is brought to you by the magic number 3 - come on Hags, we can Foo it!

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You know the drill by now ...

Rules of Entry - must be over 30, TTC no. 1 for over a year, be suitably evil and Hag like, willing to shout Cunt at the moon on regular occasions, consume extra gin when our fellow hags are unable to, and to get the nipple tassles out for any successful Hag ...

and now we've been trained by the government in our new MI5 roles, we are likely to get a little Ninja on your ass if you babydust round here ...

No admittance without a complete BESHtionnaire - see below.

Fizz we bought a whole house in prep for a baby so am definitely hoping the universe has listened (and ignored the fact that we instantly filled it with clutter!!).

Blue - where are you off on hols? Can we all come with??

I knew it - middle of the night awakeness. Have been awake for an hour already. Zzzzz

Me too fab, and I'm only worried about follicles, not a baybee! I've got a good feeling fab about you, need to hyno it so I get there for myself as well, and you've got the BESH massive there with you in spirit .
Shit loads of stinky fish coming your way .

Fucking pissed off. I have a meeting at work at 10am that I'm running. 8 people arriving from out of the office for it. Last week I didn't get in until 9.45 so I was a bit worried. Then DCW announces I will have to drop him off at work afterwards (he usually cycles). This will add 20 minutes. You can see my concern. His response? It's Tuesday, it's my running day, I put it in the calendar. I spluttered 'but it's scan day' and promptly burst into tears .

COW/COE and COF!!!

He's being very unreasonable Barking - it's all about you at the moment and he has to understand this and be supportive of it. I'm grrring on your behalf - not what you need today!!!

Cockles of calm for scan Fab

Bring on the blob!

Follicles and embies - do ya biz ma schnizzle (no idea what that means but I reckon gangster talk is the opposite of baby dust, right?)

Everything crossed for you Hags
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Barkig and Fab, crossing everything for you, my loves!!!

I've got an actual babybee in my tum tum!!!

FAAAAAAAAAB Fantastic, amazing, fabulous news!!! Whoooooop!!!

Oh my fucking god this is so exciting! 2015, the BESH are coming for you, led by Fab and her baybeeee!!

WOOHOO!!!

More baybee wins!!!

FanCUNTINGtastic!!

Wooooooooooooo!!!!!!

Well done embie babybee Fablet

Yay!!

Fucking awesome news fab,

this has to be the start of more good news now, we've had enough crisp times on this fred!!! woohoooo!!!!!!!!!

crap, not crisp stupid bloody autocorrect

Woohoo Fab!!!!

I have 3 leading follicles at around 14, and 4 smaller ones. Need more cooking time. Scan again on Thursday. EC predicted to be either Saturday or Monday please please please on Saturday so I get the weekend to recover
AND she said my womb lining was looking lovely - definitely the best she was likely to see all day

More drucks collected....

Yay for your beautiful womb lining Fingers crossed for a Saturday EC

Wow, look at our Hags and all the 2015 babybee wins we gonna get

Brilliant stuff Barking!! Loving your lovely, winning womb lining.

Crossing everything for Saturday EC then!

Rain I love a foo foo crisp time, me!

Yeah, admittedly my crisp times are usually directly related to my crap times

Great news Barking, COE!!! Keep going with the protein to boost those bad boys . Looks like the handholding worked

Have been in a daze since lunchtime. Still can't believe we made it this far! Fablet is bang on size with a heartbeat of 140bpm. Next stop 10 week scan.

to fab (and no !)

Woooo

What a wicked day in BESHland; Fab what amazingly fantastical news, an actual baybee! Nipple tassels a go go, shimmy it up sister, I'm cockahoop for you right now hag!

Congrats on the superior womble growage Barking, come on follies! Whoopee!

May we all be blessed with a following wind; ROCH in first thing tomorrow to give his sample, EC for our donor. News up tomorrow avo on how we're going. gulp I'm in meetings all day, will be twitchy as hell and unable to answer my phone for a lot of the day. And breathe...