The February bus rumbles on - only stops are Valentine's Day, Pancake Day and BFP-land. Ding Ding!

[MrsGingerbread]

Hello ladies,

Last bus looks full up. Unless there is a new one that I can't find...

I'm a nanny ...that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it! hides adult colouring book

Coffee, peeing on a stick. :)
Behave purdey! Snatches johnny, blows it up and let's it fly round room going ppppptttttttthhhhhhhh......

God darn extra apostrophe ruined that post for me.

an orgy then juney?

Sounds like a plan! Marys

so you can swap a faulty uterus for any other organ of choice hmmm...

Oh I'm HOWLING, Giddy! Bloody howling, woman!

Ooooh, glitter pens juney?! They could depict waves of shiny egg white mucus, or dynamite sparkly sperm heading like darts for a glistening egg.

Is anyone else drooling lasciviously over that video still on the right of their screen depicting a three-minute microwave quiche?

I just realised that I actually start to poas about 8dpo, so can't really advise you not to.

When I had my cp in the summer I tested at 10 dpo & got big fat blue lines plus it showed up on a digi, so you never know.

Well they could eskimo but I struggle trying to draw a cat

It's probably for the best that this thread is going to end soon. We can start a new, less scary one. :)

Oh God- don't tell me there are cats in there as well? Poor little sperm don't stand a chance.

eskimo I love the idea of sparkly sperm.

Good job I didn't take a mouthful of tea before I saw that newest picture Giddy. It would have ended up all over my screen.

Actually giddy I think you should create the next thread and post that fertile woooom as the first post ...!

That picture is AMAZING. I wish we could have profile pictures because that would be mine, forever Giddy

It should be our new mascot. We can stick it at the front of the bus & worship!

It's actually not a bad likeness either

I have to go because Broadchurch. I'll find you all on the new thread in an hour.

See you at broad church coffee.

I too have to go because of Broadchurch, although I'm a week behind , so will be watching last Monday's episode. Off to get a and a piece of and will be jumping on the next bus when it sets off.

I've got egg...

White....

Cervical mucus!!!!!!!