The February bus rumbles on - only stops are Valentine's Day, Pancake Day and BFP-land. Ding Ding!

[MrsGingerbread]

Hello ladies,

Last bus looks full up. Unless there is a new one that I can't find...

If it works I will be thrilled! I imagine I'll have to tell you my real name, I can't have you calling the nippers giddy in my honour....

I love it. I might print it off, stick it to the wall and sing my ovulation song to it. (It's a new favourite- Ovulation sung to the tune of South Park's Imagination Song).

Still singing all about the basal temperature here Eskimo. :)

It'll soon be time for the Two Week song for me (to the tune of Bare Naked Ladies 'One Week')

Uter-art. Love it.

Ladies, please talk me out of poas tomorrow at 8dpo.

Twerly coffee don't depress yourself! Just a wee bit longer...!

Lol for Giddys art work! Xx

Coffee don't do it, it's too early!! Xx

No coffee. That way madness lies!

eskimo & giddy It is so good to know I am not the only crazy person on here.

Don't do it coffee it will just break your heart a little bit because it's bound to be BFN even if you are well and truly preggo. Can you distract yourself by going out with friends/DH instead? Ask DH to hide all sticks?

Can't do it coffee. I love to poas. The way I see it, it's a numbers game. The more you pee, the more likely you are to get a Bfp.

*My theory is not supported by any medical research I have been able to find. Purdey may be able to tell you more.

Pa ha! I thought it were a bull! Giddy, could you draw me one but leave off the left tube? Oh, and can you put blue-rinsed permed hair on the eggs and have sat up in little coffins because they are so old?

Why do I keep making grammatical errors? I am usually so anal about these things

Again, can't do it purds. Partly code we only have really fat crayons (ds just wants to eat them or put them in his/my eyes) so can't achieve the level of detail required. Also, trying to believe that what we visualise will be. I have faith in that right tube of yours.

Coffee, go on! DO OT! You may be one o' them there anomolies for whom th'embryo implants 5dpo

Thank you all (apart from Giddy who can sit with me in the naughty corner). I think I may have to get DH to hide the sticks!

The last time I got a bfp I had no idea how many dpo I was and got a pregnant 3+ weeks straight away. If I had 3 wishes, I think I'd use one to ensure that every woman who wanted to get pregnant did so straight away at the perfect time for her. Don't think Clear Blue would be too happy with me though.

Fat crayons, you say? Would they, perchance, plug my wizard's sleeve after insemination?

Aaaargh! Do IT!

Omg Purdey if I do I'm holding you solely responsible. I only want to do it because my boobs hurt and I'm knackered, even though that pretty much sums up half my life.

I have some lovely glittery gel pens here, imagine the landscapes I could create!

I said fat purdey, not mah-hoo-sive! Hee hee... Only joking. Have this green one, he's bitten the end off so there's no pointy bit to hurt yourself with.

Do you think lurkers are put off by our rambunctiousness? I really hope not

Giddy!

Juney, what are you doing with glittery gel pens. Are you, like, six?

Surely not, it's like one big party in here where statistically a few of us has to get knocked up at the end of it.