The February bus rumbles on - only stops are Valentine's Day, Pancake Day and BFP-land. Ding Ding!

[MrsGingerbread]

Hello ladies,

Last bus looks full up. Unless there is a new one that I can't find...

I'm certainly not a member of any rabble purdey. The very idea.

So let's have some more tmi. Cervical mucus!

I'm currently rather wet (not like purdey with her dr don't worry), but is it sticky or watery? WHO KNOWS??

Don't worry. I won't post pictures.

Ooo! Ooooo! I've got ewcm! That's, like, almost an impossibility on Clomid. I wondered if it was sperm but it was tasteless when I licked it and stretched it

Purdey pie! What happened-Shirley?! Ha ha . love!! I know. I must not get excited. I must not. Ahhhh !! Hurry up next few days!!! Still concerned that I OVd late on Friday due to all the cramping and I'm only really 3dpo.. Ha ha! The crazy things that go through my mind!
Hey! Get down off the tree Mrs!!! AI Tomor? I know you did earlier glad u got a fair amount in!!!

Welcome Lady hope your journey is a short one! I love these buses- the people are great and you learn so much!

Ewcm! Oooooh! (Love the mental image I have of you licking your knickers. Ta for that. )

Bowie, we crossed posts - but what a coincidence! When you have watery cm it would simply appear on the finger you've shoved up your vagina as just copious amounts of..well...watery stuff. It is so very thin that there is no stretch in it whatsoever and has no tint or tinge or texture. Sticky is a rare creature in my knickers, but when it is characterised by having not much volume and being more of a tacky paste. You would absolutely know if you had watery cm. It isn't sticky in the slightest and is just very thin.

Hi everyone. So I have wet cm. Not in knickers just when checking my cervix position (which doesn't seem to have moved). I haven't seen any of this ewcm stuff, it did stretch a couple mm but nothing like the pictures I saw in Google! Will it be easy to see the difference when it happens?

Also tonight DS reading to DP -"cock...cock....cock....coconut!" Had me in stitches. Had to leave the room.

I work with GPs Purdey around here they are all nearing retirement. Send the sexy ones my way for some work time eye candy!

Sparkly, DH has just offered to give me more spunk tomorrow when the baby's napping for two hours (approx 1pm). Is this too late when my positive opk was yesterday at 10am? It will be 51 hours later

Mmmmm Purds well that would be tight no?? I mean how long is the egg supposed to be ok for 12hours?? The way i see it though.. Who cares it it's too late.. We only get one window per cycle so we may as well throw everything at it. So If I were you, I would just do it! It may be too late.. But it may be just the one! I would def do it, what is there to lose?!

I have stabbing pains in my right breast.. Tell me to get a grip...

The thread is awash with cervical mucus! I thought April was the wettest month, not February?!!!

Hee hee... I was just giggling that I could still tell it was purdey despite the name change. But then I started to wonder.... How any names have you got purdey? For example, has anyone seen you and sparkly in the same floor of the bus at the same time?!

Ohh Giddy there is a theory!!

Yeah I could tell it was Dr Purdey too. Can't hide from us haha!

Slap for sparkly. Calm down woman!

purdey I say go for it. Chances are it will be too late, but it can't hurt to give it another go.

You ladies are making me very jealous with all your talk of cm. [envious]

I was hopeful that I was finally going to ov today, as have had tender boobs, but still nothing. I am on cd18 & only have a 26 day cycle normally! I hate this month.

Whenever I come on here I think I'll read back properly but I always get side tracked by Purdey.......this time licking cm off knickers and dp has just walked in and wants to know what I'm laughing at

ladystark EPO is evening primrose oil. It's supposed to help with fertile cervical mucous!

Ah nomio, join me in gruesome limbo land. Today I drew a picture of a uterus and ovaries while colouring with ds and then focused on it intently in a bid to bring the eggs out..... I don't know if purdey's gp would recommend this as an effective course of action but hey ho.

Oh please post a pic of your drawing Giddy! I think it would really help us all if we focus on it too!

Ah yes CM, I started fingering myself yesterday after AF packed her bags but nothing exciting to report yet (alas it is only cd8) but my barrage of spermacles will be leaving their clinic on Wednesday to be welcomed into my bosom on Thursday (or Friday if there's a delay...!)

giddy you just made me laugh out loud!

Maybe I should try drawing too, am getting desperate!

Would love to see that drawing too giddy

If you squint you can see that my ovaries are CHOCKFUL of eggs. love this bus.

That is masterful, I feel I might print it off and put it under my pillow to think good fertile thoughts!

Or scary horned skull nightmares.....

Oooh good thinking juney. (Nomio runs off to find printer)