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Come and join us on the brand new, rather fabulous, and very slightly notorious (or so we'd like to think!) JUST SHAGGING PART 19!!

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Nessalina · 10/11/2013 00:46

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.


JSing lingo
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ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 18 is here

The current Grads Fred is here

The rather nobbish article in which we become a little bit notorious is here Grin

Happy shagging shaggers!
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Minion · 12/11/2013 08:06

Yeah but at KFC there's always chicken to be had for afters... hates KFC but luffs the batter
Drool,
Welcome new folk!

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EssiesInvisibleLlama · 12/11/2013 11:19

Hi newbies! Welcome, welcome.

Bear, deffo allowed a teensy daydream every now and then. I tell myself off for imagining too, as I feel I ought to really be preparing for the worst, but thats not going to help anyone. I'm not sure how much PMA actually helps, I want to slap the people who say 'just relax, it'll happen', but keeping the dream alive certainly makes my head a nicer place to be trapped. Grin Well done for ditching the miz relly. Sounds like you are better off without.

Ooohh do I've read the article now. What a total complete and utter cretin! Hilarious. I pity any poor woman who ends up shackled to him, he sounds like he has a superb sense of humour. hopes he's actually got addicted to us and is reading now

So I reckon I iced yesterday and we didn't manage to dtd cos of the flaming tennis. I told DH I was GOING TO BED at about 9.45 (I know, feeble, but I was so tired!), he couldn't tear his eyes away from Rafael and his OCD and said he'd see me in bed. Oh well, have to hope the weekends activities will do the job.

Someone at work asked me if I was up the duff yesterday cos I looked tired. FFS! I am just frigging tired! Honestly!

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Nessalina · 12/11/2013 14:41

Men are completely immune to subtle "I'm going to bed now..." hints, or at least my DH is!! Useless!!

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Nessalina · 12/11/2013 14:41

I'm about to tackle an IKEA flat pack desk. Wish me luck!! Hmm

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FairyJen · 12/11/2013 14:47

Ooo ness I love a bit of flat pack! Ikea stuff is my idea of heaven!

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Waggamamma · 12/11/2013 15:14

I tried but I couldn't keep away!

I have a sneaking suspicion by boss is preggers. My real boss is on mat leave. Hmm...

Hello newbies. I was on the last few freds but tried to give up the unhealthy habbit of stalking ttc forums.

Ttc #2 since Feb, miscarried in June, on cycle 5 since then.

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thelentil · 12/11/2013 17:23

Hey Wagga I haven't told boss about plans, have a feeling it won't go down well, didn't take any time off for MCs, managed to not blub in front of colleagues so that was a bonus

What's the norm?

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cookielove · 12/11/2013 18:46

I did a test last night as I am still a bit messed up with regards to when I am due af. I was feeling sick and had sore boobs. Any way it was a bfn. Took another look this morning and there is a clear blue line but very thin. I think I'm not and its just a dodgy test. Will post a picture on profile!

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fifi669 · 12/11/2013 19:02

Both tests on your profile have a line in each window.....

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DulcetMoans · 12/11/2013 19:42

Tried zooming in cookie but not sure what I can see. With those ones it needs to be a cross in the second window, right?

What you building nessa??

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BecauseIsaidS0 · 12/11/2013 19:46

My cheapie Amazon sticks haven't arrived!!! I can't POAS!

Ah well, I was aiming not to until Sunday anyway. I have absolutely no symptoms and acupuncturist thinks I'm not this month, so I have been moderately enjoying half a Wine with dinner.

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ZingWantsGin · 12/11/2013 20:13

Bear
everything's crossed for you, it's got to work out!

1974 I like your plan. Britannia is actually quite cool!

Wagga

you're back! good. (hugs Wagga)

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cookielove · 12/11/2013 20:50

Yup meant to be a x but you can't see it in the photo. You can see it on the photo on real life or infact if you just look at the test..

Wagga glad your back :) mmmmmm I'm going to wagas tomorrow! !

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Nessalina · 12/11/2013 20:55

Name: Nessalina
DCs: None
TTC since: March '13 (got upduffed on cycle 4, but sadly had to TFMR at week 15, just getting back on the JSing wagon!)

Name: lil1ady
Dcs: None
TTC since: November 12, exactly a year ago today to be exact

Name: dulcetmoans
Kids: none
TTC since: March 2012 with slight gap. Now 15 cycles in total

Name: Sausagesaurus
DCs: None
TTC Since: this is my 1st cycle so November 2013

Name: juniper
DCs: none
TTC since: August 2011 with CMP Jan 12

Name: Gnomiegrace
DCs: none
TTC since: May 13, 5 cycles

Name: ZingWantsGin (added by Ness!)
DCs: Two?
TTC since: August-ish? Just got her BFP, and is hopefully continuing to lurk!

Thelentil
No kids
TTC since Aug 12, MCs Oct 12 and May 13

Name: Furryscoob
Kids: none
TTC since: July 2013

Name: Bearfacedchic
Children: zilcho
Ttc since: August 2011 making it now 27 cycles. Yawn. Being referred for IVF. Get those test tubes and Bunsen burners out!

Name 1974Rach (Rachael)
No Kids (yet)
TTC since 09/11/2013

Name: quarksinapeartickle
No kids, 1 mc in Oct
Ttc since Nov 2012 (gulp....a whole year)

Name :Minion
Kids: none ( not through lack of trying)
TTC: yes but getting over it quickly. Cycle 11... DE.PRESS.ING!

Name: Cookielove
kids: None
TTC: Jan 2013 (miscarried in sept 13)

Name: Redshoes56
DCs: Not yet!
TTC Since: Um....yeah, it's been awhile. Been "Just Shagging" here since Sept. 12

Name: fifi669
Kids: DS 05/12/10
TTC: April 2013, BFP October 2013.... Hanging around til it seems real.....

Name: Essie
DC: nope
TTC: Since Dec 2013

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Nessalina · 12/11/2013 21:03

Right cookie, I've looked at your pics on phone and on PC and I can't see a line, but then resolution isn't great, so if you can see it in RL, that's the important thing!! Are you not sure when your AF is due? I doubt it's a dodgy test, but could be an evap line...
I'd leave it 48hrs (if you can!) and try a Clearblue digi with FMU. All fingers and toes crossed for you!! Smile
I built an IKEA desk which I'm going to use as a dressing table in my bedroom Dulcet - I've popped a photo on my profile!

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Nessalina · 12/11/2013 21:04

Hurrah for Wagga being back! [grin'] Join us back on the obsessed side Wink x

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Nessalina · 12/11/2013 21:04

Grin!

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1974rach · 12/11/2013 21:29

does one need to shave ones legs before donning ones cape of shagtasticness? I just cba to shave AND shag Grin Grin

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DulcetMoans · 12/11/2013 21:39

Not in the winter rach. We wear capes but we aren't actual superheroes! He can deal with the fuzz!

Fingers crossed for you it is cookie. It doesn't matter if we can see it. It's you that needs convincing! How early have you tested??

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juniper81 · 12/11/2013 21:47

thelentil you didn't take any time off work for mcs? I think that's pretty unusual. I hope you don't mind me saying I'm sorry you went through that, it must have been so hard. :(

Day 23 and two BFNs down here. I know it's too early to test but I sort of feel like if I am pg it should be +ive from the very moment! Ha. Idiot. Not getting any symptoms or anything so it's not looking good to far, though up to ten days to even be late!

Good luck cookie when will you test again?

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Waggamamma · 12/11/2013 21:57

the lentil I took five weeks off for my mc. There were some other complications, I was physically fine after a week although bled for 5 weeks but emotionally a total wreck (I still am). My boss was also 8 months pregnant so made going back more difficult. You're a strong person for taking anytime off. Thanks

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Redshoes56 · 12/11/2013 21:58

rach the fuzz will add some extra oomph to the cape ensemble :)

cookie hoping it's not a false alarm! Keep us posted!

nessa nice work on the build. IKEA furniture can be maddening. We were missing two (important) screws for our futon. Thankfully, they mailed them to us - from Sweden! - and we got the damn thing together without the aid of marriage counseling.

Just back from the general doc; got my medical clearance! One step closer. My RE had to cancel our phone consult yesterday since she got called into emergency surgery (of course my immediate thought is, what is emergency surgery in this field? Did someone's uterus fall out? What is going to happen to meeeeeeee?!). That's rescheduled for next week now.

My doctor was all smiles, he seemed genuinely excited and said with a wink, "You know this is going to work, right?" Made me feel good.

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Redshoes56 · 12/11/2013 21:59

Wow lentil I don't know if I could have gone through that without taking time off work. You are indeed a tough woman.

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Waggamamma · 12/11/2013 21:59

And if my dp didn't put up with fuzz he'd get sex once a month if he's lucky. I love smooth legs but I just can't find the time! Blush

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Bearfacedchic · 12/11/2013 23:23

All about the fuzz here. I am a Bearafter all. (It never gets boring using that!)

HiWagga- good to see you!

Cookie- hoping that there line us a line is a line is a line for you. X

Thank you for giving me permission to daydream Smile

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