Come and join us on the brand new, rather fabulous, and very slightly notorious (or so we'd like to think!) JUST SHAGGING PART 19!!

[Nessalina]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 18 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1843945-Put-on-your-capes-and-rub-the-Unicorn-belly-aka-my-dear-please-pour-baby-gravy-on-my-egg-JUST-SHAGGING-PART-18" target="_blank">here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we become a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a> <img loading="lazy" class="inline-flex mumsnet-emoji" alt="Grin" src="https://www.mumsnet.com/build/assets/grin-D7Eg_B6y.png">

Happy shagging shaggers!

I first heard about this thread in the rather nobbish article, thought you all sounded like my kinda people!

Hey lentil that's good to hear. His sneering didn't work!

So, the first thread hooya may need to be issued to me but...when's the earliest you can/could test? I'm about 6 or 7 dpo, when's the earliest I would see a positive if there was one? This week is going to drag by so slowly!

I think it detects a smaller percentage of pg's when you test early, so if you get BFN, it doesn't mean you're not pg

I mostly wait until a couple of days before AF due, usually on a Friday when I'm going out and want to know if j should be feeling guilty about having a couple of bottles glasses of wine

Ooooo new thread!
Can someone add me to the role call I don't know how to do it on my phone

Name: Furryscoob
Kids: none
TTC since: July 2013

Ahh Nessa your final post on old thread is lovely

I think it's Nessa hands to do the roll call, but I can do it later if needed.

Right now I'm sitting on kitchen floor coz if I stand up I feel dizzy.
it's even dirtier close up then from ? up there!

Dulcet

not 5th. number of perfection.
don't hate me.

Wait! Don't start without me! I'm late but here. Phew!

Lovely final post from Nessa

Many congrats Zing! Hope you're alright down there on the floor and that the dizziness passes soon. So is that #3 for you then?

Maggie- sorry you're off and hope it works out for you.

Right, roll call:

Name: Bearfacedchic
Children: zilcho
Ttc since: August 2011 making it now 27 cycles. Yawn. Being referred for IVF. Get those test tubes and Bunsen burners out!

Hello all :-)

Name 1974Rach (Rachael)
No Kids (yet)
TTC since 09/11/2013

Finished pills yesterday and we're on full speed ahead for our little baby

Good luck all!

xxx

Good luck rach and welcome to the Fred.

I'd just like to express my first annoyance of the thread. Like lots of other families, mine have had their disagreements, but I thought after about 20 years of no contact with one family member, I thought I'd reach out and send a hi how are you doing message. I've never fallen out with this person but we just haven't been in contact because if the older generation's disagreements. Anyway, I sent the message and the person deleted the conversation. I'm just quite dismayed that someone can be so rude and also so arrogant. Maybe I should have expected it, but I just thought it would be nice to be in contact, not best buds or anything. I'm a bit shocked and pissed off tbh but well, that's that, I guess.

Name: Nessalina
DCs: None
TTC since: March '13 (got upduffed on cycle 4, but sadly had to TFMR at week 15, just getting back on the JSing wagon!)

Name: lil1ady
Dcs: None
TTC since: November 12, exactly a year ago today to be exact

Name: dulcetmoans
Kids: none
TTC since: March 2012 with slight gap. Now 15 cycles in total

Name: Sausagesaurus
DCs: None
TTC Since: this is my 1st cycle so November 2013

Name: juniper
DCs: none
TTC since: August 2011 with CMP Jan 12

Name: Gnomiegrace
DCs: none
TTC since: May 13, 5 cycles

Name: ZingWantsGin (added by Ness!)
DCs: Two?
TTC since: August-ish? Just got her BFP, and is hopefully continuing to lurk!

Thelentil
No kids
TTC since Aug 12, MCs Oct 12 and May 13

Name: Furryscoob
Kids: none
TTC since: July 2013

Name: Bearfacedchic
Children: zilcho
Ttc since: August 2011 making it now 27 cycles. Yawn. Being referred for IVF. Get those test tubes and Bunsen burners out!

Name 1974Rach (Rachael)
No Kids (yet)
TTC since 09/11/2013

Name: quarksinapeartickle
No kids, 1 mc in Oct
Ttc since Nov 2012 (gulp....a whole year)

Rights that's the role call updated I think! Apologies if it is wrong!

Welcome to the newbies! Congrats on the BFP zing hope u can get up off the floor soon!

bear that's v annoying. Probably best to just leave them be now if they can't be faffed to be polite!

I'm in the twot. Bored bored. Dh said in a drunken
State last night that he really really wants a baby! Argh it's too hard!

Oh meant to say, loves the summary on the end if the last thread! Thanks nessa.

I never said how many children we have, because noone has asked and I totally get how seeing a big family around you can be upsetting and I didn't want to "rub your noses" in it, so to speak.
I still don't want to say it, as I really don't want anyone to be upset.

I do feel bad for not saying something earlier, but in the beginning it was relevant and later I felt that I can't just say it until someone asks directly.

so what shall I do?

in the beginning it was NOT* relevant. ...

aaargggh

I so want to jump oh's bones tonight, but I've just changed the sheets...

Shag fest v's sleep fest??? oh what a dilemma!

rach as long as the little swimmers get to the right place you don't have to use a bed!

zing I think it's great you already have a big family, means you've been through this TTC malarkey enough times to give us all some good advise

1974

shag then sleep. come on, do it!

Ha! I feel your pain Rach, clean sheets are all about the cosy snoozing, but sometimes a JSer's gotta do what a JSer's gotta do!
Thanks for the roll call update Quark, I've been mobile this afternoon on a hellish trip to IKEA!! I swear me & DH had three separate arguments about practically nothing, and he's still sulking now!
I'm a nosy cow, and as it's my fault the subject has arise in the first place, I'll ask: Zing! How many children do you have?!
If it makes you feel any better, if it's more than three already, then being as you have a new bun in the oven as well, I will feel more sympathy than envy!

allright Ness, you are twisting my arm. here goes.

PFB is going to be number 7. we have 5 boys and a girl, DS1 is 12 y, DD is 18 months.
And to be honest I'm a bit scared...

(I really hope I'm not upsetting anyone in anyway.)

Zing that's amazing and no one should begrudge you trying, hope you get a pink one and even the numbers up a bit

DP and I discussed adoption with docs visit looming, he's not keen but would support me which may mean that pfb ends up being "mine" instead of "ours", not ideal

zing no upset feelings. I take my hat off, that must be a handful!

My word Zing! That is a handful indeed! Not surprised that you're feeling a bit on the nervous side
Wow. Seven. I'm in awe.

I'm sure it wouldn't upset anyone zing. That's amazing. You are very lucky but I know you know that already. I cheer lead on MN, only get affected if its RL people I know that get their BFP but I am much much better at being understanding now anyway. How did Mr Zing take the news anyway? Not sure we asked!!

Totally with you on the sheets thing rach! Perhaps you can do it on top of the bed instead, then still clean inside!

SA day tomorrow. It's been an odd house today, kind of talking about it but not saying anything specific. Plus he's been making sexy face all day. If he wasn't on a ban before the SA we would have been JSing all day!

Thanks for the giggles. OH is rolling his eyes at MN. I have told him I am practising being pregnant when I nag him.

Definitely gonna get jiggy later whoop whoop.

zing you are a brave woman - I'm scared about having one! I always thought it would be nice to have a big family though - DPs mum is one of 12 and they're all quite close.