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Young woman, what are you doing to me? JUST SHAGGING for my bfp, theres no need to say it, we are poas, THREAD NUMBER 16!!!!!

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cookielove · 07/07/2013 09:46

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 14 is here

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

OP posts:
Writerwannabe83 · 18/07/2013 20:05

I hate morning sex, lol - I have absolutely no energy for it Grin

I always knew when my Hubby had that idea in mind because I'd wake up due to him cuddling me so hard and then I'd register the feeling of him digging into my back. haha Grin

However, at least it is usually quick and requires minimal effort on the woman's part - in my experience anyway, haha Grin

lil1ady · 18/07/2013 20:10

I would take sex any way I could get it right now. we are back to immaculate conception here!

ZingWidge · 18/07/2013 20:11

princess ....because I'm a curious person!Wink

I read it in a book and I couldn't resist trying it.

there.
Smile

Writerwannabe83 · 18/07/2013 20:13

lil1ady - I have had that problem within my marriage too so I completely sympathise!!!!

fifi669 · 18/07/2013 20:32

It's strange how the common perception is that husbands are sex starved and the wives aren't putting out, it seems to be the reverse on MN!

lil1ady · 18/07/2013 20:34

thanks writer I'm feeling pretty fed up atm so its nice to feel um not alone. I think what bugs me most is he was a complete man ho when I met him. just never has been with me. but I'd rather that than him be unfaithful I guess. off to the pity pool I go then.

Writerwannabe83 · 18/07/2013 20:40

Have a look at my old thread:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1792460-Low-sex-drive

You may find comfort in knowing you aren't the only one x x

Nessalina · 18/07/2013 20:47

Oh for frogs sake. Just found out my cousin is upduffed Hmm
This is officially my first 'not being happy about someone being pregnant'. That officially makes me a bitter twisted evil hag right? Argh. She's two years younger than me, got married the month after me, and got upduffed on her honeymoon... One of these 'yeah, we weren't even trying, we just stopped preventing, we never thought it'd happen so fast!!!' ones.
Ah well, great for her. I am happy for her really, I'm just gutted its not me. Sad

Writerwannabe83 · 18/07/2013 20:49

'yeah, we weren't even trying, we just stopped preventing, we never thought it'd happen so fast!!!

They're the worst ones!!!

And there is nothing wrong with being a bitter twisted hag!!

I am at the moment as one of my best friends gave birth two weeks ago and my other best friend just had her 20 week scan.

I have learnt that here is a fine line between happiness and jealousy Grin

DownstairsMixUp · 18/07/2013 20:51

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Writerwannabe83 · 18/07/2013 20:54

Yes!! They are everywhere!!!!

I'm scared that without even realising it I'm looking at them with disdain and hatred in my eyes.....

fifi669 · 18/07/2013 20:55

How long has everyone been trying?

Writerwannabe83 · 18/07/2013 21:01

1 month, haha Grin

That is what makes my jealousy so irrational!!

TTC has turned me into a crazy woman!!!!!!

pizzaqueen · 18/07/2013 21:04

downstairs I noticed that with everyone having bumps too! I still feel down about my sil being 28 weeks gone and only telling us yesterday (we see her twice a week and get on well). im happy for her really just deeply sad it isn't us.

soo bit of advice needed...I'm on cycle 1 so I don't know how long my cycles are, do we need to dtd every second day for the whole month then!?! as I have no idea when I will get my icing Smile

it's tricky because I work 9-5 (7-6 inc commute) and DP works 2pm-11pm so we don't actually see each other during the week, do I need to start staying up laye to dtd when he gets home? morning sex isnt an option because my ds wakes at 6am without fail, we're tired!!

Nessalina · 18/07/2013 21:07

Omg Writer, next month you could BE ONE OF THOSE WOMEN!! Grin
Hehe. If you ever find yourself saying 'we never thought it would happen so fast' you know you've gone to the dark side Wink
This is our 5th cycle just starting, so not like its been forever, I'm just massively impatient, and I keep feeling like we're getting left behind.
I keep trying to think zen Baz Lurhmann thoughts:
"Don't waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself."
Easier said that done mind you Hmm

fifi669 · 18/07/2013 21:08

Maybe have later nights Monday and Wednesday? Quick nap before he comes home?

fifi669 · 18/07/2013 21:09

I'm on cycle 4, though the pressure got to DP month 2 and he erm, didn't rise to the occasion..... Almost for a week.

lil1ady · 18/07/2013 21:10

9 months here, but only on cycle 7 because of my weird cycle lengths and AF that lasted half of December and all thru January. thank u birth control!

writer just read Ur thread. my dh definitely needs to loose weight but he just won't listen. feels like a losing battle all round.

totally agreed on the bumps being everywhere. luckily I don't know anyone upduffed atm. I may crack if that changes.

Nessalina · 18/07/2013 21:10

Wow Pizza, yeah, cousin is hard, SIL being upduffed must be awful, especially with what you've been through. Good karma will come your way!!
That's a bitch of a schedule you've got yourselves there, I would say every other day could be hard for you guys. Why don't you get your OH to wake you when he gets in for a quickie?!

lil1ady · 18/07/2013 21:12

oh Fifi Ur poor dh and poor u of course

Writerwannabe83 · 18/07/2013 21:14

Omg Writer, next month you could BE ONE OF THOSE WOMEN!! grin
Hehe. If you ever find yourself saying 'we never thought it would happen so fast' you know you've gone to the dark side wink

If I ever utter those words you have permission to shoot me!!

I won't be preggers this cycle, 4 pregnancy tests have so far said BFN Grin

we have just started trying after having my Mirena removed and I have been warned it can take up to 6 months after removal before the uterine wall has built itself up again to a thickness that enables an egg to implant.

So, I'm prepared for the long haul Smile

DownstairsMixUp · 18/07/2013 21:14

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cookielove · 18/07/2013 21:21

Hey all.

Dh and I stopped using protection after our wedding in sept '12. We've properly been trying since January/Feb time this is the 2nd month we've used sssssssh contraband.

My sis is pregnant, one work colleague just went on maternity another is off with her lo (just a one shot try) one friend just had a baby a week ago and my other friend is 6 moths pregnant.

I work in the baby room of a day nursery so surrounded by babies all dayI Grin

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Writerwannabe83 · 18/07/2013 21:22

I am faced with pregnant women and new babies every day at work, lol Grin

I will not get jealous, I will not get jealous......

Writerwannabe83 · 18/07/2013 21:24

Cross post of making the same point Grin

Maybe we should just steal someone elses.... Smile

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