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Young woman, what are you doing to me? JUST SHAGGING for my bfp, theres no need to say it, we are poas, THREAD NUMBER 16!!!!!

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cookielove · 07/07/2013 09:46

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 14 is here

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

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ZingWidge · 18/07/2013 11:07

Maggie

if you are on your computer or laptop at the bottom of the page you can see "Acronyms"
have a look.

if you can't find it let me know I can PM you the list.

and right side pain could be ov pain, let's hope it is.
if you also have EWCM today or next few days then it is definitely an ovulation. fx!Wink

(just in case you don't know EWCM is egg white cervical mucus)

ZingWidge · 18/07/2013 11:10

Grin at OH = 'Orrible Husband!

and yes, you can DTD in the paddling pool, just make sure noone is recording it for YouTube! Grin

EssieSaysRelax · 18/07/2013 11:10

Yay, I'm on hols after today til next Weds. I'm taking my Gran away for a few days , we have a right laugh actually, she is great fun still at 84. We'll look at stately homes and have cream teas and generally pretend we are off of Downton!

Another bonus is its the twot and will help take my mind off things and then I can piar when I get home!

ChocChaffinch · 18/07/2013 11:18

oh that sounds lovely, Essie

AF due here 26/7

AuntieMaggie · 18/07/2013 11:30

Thanks ladies Wink

ChocChaffinch · 18/07/2013 12:06

YMCA Wink

wtf does that actually stand for anyway!!!!!!!!!!

ChocChaffinch · 18/07/2013 12:13

OK

am on 30 day cycle, well last 2 cycles anyhoo.
Due on 26/7, making today cd22 if maths is right in this heat

symptom spotting... slight side boob pain about 1.5/10 still, felt dizzy when I sat down the other day errrrr........... wee'd 5 times between 10pm-12am last night! and 2 more times in the night. Had another vivid dream about driving a bus past a train crash Hmm
trying not to think about it all too much,

have any of you been looking at names? have you got shortlists or faves? do you 'have to' use a family name?

ZingWidge · 18/07/2013 12:14

YMCA = Young Men's Christian Association

Nessalina · 18/07/2013 12:29

Ooh Choc, that all sounds very positive! When are you going to allow yourself to POAS?!
AF has really got into its stride - I am miserable in this heat!! I was moping last night and DH asked what was up, so I said I'd come on. He was so crestfallen that I ended up comforting HIM!! Hmm Lol, I suppose I'm lucky that he's as invested as I am. We've decided to be really shagtastic this cycle - every other night come hell or high water!!! Smile

ChocChaffinch · 18/07/2013 12:33

aaaah ness he sounds a cutie.

bleurgh to af.

remember winter! and rain every day!

ChocChaffinch · 18/07/2013 12:33

ah cheers zing the go-to acroym-iac Grin Grin

ZingWidge · 18/07/2013 12:43

choc Grin

Scrabble anyone?

DulcetMoans · 18/07/2013 13:23

I have the gross question for the day! Can gentlemens relish every resemble EWCM? DTD last night (it wasn't easy either!) and afterwards I found something that I would have assumed was EWCM but because we had just DTD I am wondering if it was from me or him! Any clues? Was well times if it was from me!

I never thought I would have to type that sort of thing!!

AuntieMaggie · 18/07/2013 14:03

Dulcet I'm glad you asked as I was wondering how I would know when I've got other stuff coming out of me!

AndieDisestablishment · 18/07/2013 14:11

Dulcett Yes, they're quite similar in texture, which is why EWCM helps conception; gives the swimmers the right conditions.

Choc Sore side boobs was my tip off. I've only got little boobs but I've had to switch to soft, non wired bras already as they're so sensitive an the heat is making me expand.

ZingWidge · 18/07/2013 14:14

they smell different

and since we are on the TMI train - different taste too!

ERWC tastes "neutral" or slightly sweet

Baby Gravy is salty

if mixed - hard to tell

I know it'sBlush but you asked! Wink

DulcetMoans · 18/07/2013 14:56

Haha. Thanks zing. I didn't taste it but a little sniff would indicate that it was mine. Yay! I have hope now!

ZingWidge · 18/07/2013 15:23

dulcet yay!

ChocChaffinch · 18/07/2013 17:03

in many ways the honesty and openness on this thread is a beautiful thing Grin

DulcetMoans · 18/07/2013 17:04

It's why we stay anonymous! Grin

fifi669 · 18/07/2013 18:57

You guys are funny :)

Debating whether to jump on DP tonight (100% will happen if I wish) or try to get up early before he goes to work/DS wakes up as morning sex produces better sperm.... May not happen with the latter. App tells me FW starts today + or - 3 days.....

PrincessKitKat · 18/07/2013 19:04

But Zing how on earth do you... Oh never mind Grin

Need to get the lightweight summer cape (voile if you please) is on tonight as app and contraband says I'm icing and have side ov- pain... But DH is yawning already!! Confused any wake up tips?!

Writerwannabe83 · 18/07/2013 19:16

Do it now - strike whilst his iron might be hot!!!!

cookielove · 18/07/2013 19:28

How does morning sex produce better sperm?

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lil1ady · 18/07/2013 19:59

higher count in morning sperm but difference is barely worth worrying about from what I've read