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Young woman, what are you doing to me? JUST SHAGGING for my bfp, theres no need to say it, we are poas, THREAD NUMBER 16!!!!!

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cookielove · 07/07/2013 09:46

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 14 is here

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

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DulcetMoans · 18/07/2013 21:28

11 cycles here. Not good...

I have preggers people everywhere, including 2 pregnant bridesmaids! Baby shower tomorrow.

Think you will need a nap pizza. Or a booty call at work for one of you! Wink

Writerwannabe83 · 18/07/2013 21:31

Maybe we should start a B&TH thread aka, the Bitter and Twisted Hag thread.

We can just spend our time moaning or bitching about other pregnant women, haha Grin

pizzaqueen · 18/07/2013 21:32

Ness yeh the schedule is tough but it works well for childcare but we are tired, sometimes I think maybe im a little crazy to want to do all the sleepless nights again. I can ask dp to wake me but I'm not sure if he will, might just need to stay up late a couple of nights a week and dtd all weekend!

I was one of those people last time, got my implant out in late feb and was upduffed by May (one long 40 day cycle). but sadly the bean didnt stick. 'we had no idea it would happen so quickly' but obviously it wasn't meant to be. my dp jokes he has super sperm as we conceived my ds while I was on the pill in my final year of uni. sorry I know that's not a helpful anecdote for peopke trying for a while so I'm sending everyone some virtual super sperm dust.

fifi669 · 18/07/2013 21:33

So..... Having a quick read through... Most of us haven't actually been trying that long at all.

That settles it. We are crazies

Writerwannabe83 · 18/07/2013 21:34

Impatient crazies!!!!!

pizzaqueen · 18/07/2013 21:35

dulcet we did the booty call at work in our younger days but now I have ds in bed so cant leave the house after 7pm, also a bit too scared of getting caught at work now!

fifi669 · 18/07/2013 21:36

Preaching to the choir.....

Surely it should be easier?

cookielove · 18/07/2013 21:45

Writer - I think I might be able to smuggle a baby out in my bag Wink

Joking honestly

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Writerwannabe83 · 18/07/2013 21:49

Unfortunately I'm never left alone with a baby so I may have to re-think my plan ....... And I would have to buy a bigger handbag too Grin

lil1ady · 18/07/2013 22:09

urmm....when I do get my bfp remind me not to put my baby in a nursery where any if u lot work! Grin

Writerwannabe83 · 18/07/2013 22:12

I work with Health Visitors, lol - so just be wary of them because you never know if I'm lurking.. Grin

fifi669 · 18/07/2013 22:22

DP was meant to finish work at 8 so I've been languishing in a silky number ready for his arrival.... He had to stay on and I didn't realise he had a table tennis date with my mother after.... He walks in the door.... And says he's going in the shower, GIVE ME YOUR MAN SEED!

Writerwannabe83 · 18/07/2013 22:23

hahaha - go in with him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pizzaqueen · 18/07/2013 22:24

fifi a table tennis date with your mother!? Grin

cookielove · 18/07/2013 22:51

Wooo hooooo for tonight a cooler night has lead to hot sex with dh!!!

Hopefully that will help us both sleep now! !

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lil1ady · 18/07/2013 22:57

A very serious conversation with dh and the cape comes out....his cape....see ladies, guilt works wonders. just wish it was a tool I didn't have to use EOD!

fifi669 · 18/07/2013 22:58

He was going once a week up to this big lunch street party thing as they have a table tennis tournament. I thought it'd stopped but they've decided to do it all year round. But yes, it's a bit weird.

ZingWidge · 18/07/2013 23:05

writer stealing babies might just be a step too far, even frowned upon, so think it through!Grin

but fell free to borrow my kids at anytime, I dare you! Wink

Rockchick1984 · 18/07/2013 23:09

'yeah, we weren't even trying, we just stopped preventing, we never thought it'd happen so fast!!!

Yeah, me and DH claimed this last time... Had actually been on this fred for 5 months and used contraband the last of those months... Don't always believe what people tell you!!!

ZingWidge · 18/07/2013 23:13

I shall cheer you all up by saying that once while on holiday and going to a zoo I was so desperate to POAS that I peed into my baby's sippy cup while hiding in the car! Grin

got a BFP too!

(yes, I sterilized said cup before next use)

lil1ady · 18/07/2013 23:16

zing LOL you soooooo belong here with us!

Strokethefurrywall · 19/07/2013 00:01

Holy shit balls - so I made DH go out and get me a bottle of wine which I've just cracked, curled up on the sofa with a big glass of red, logged on to grump about my crappy period about to arrive again, and apologise for doing nothing but lurk for the past few weeks

Then I went and poas just in case (due tomorrow) - BFP! WTF??

Bearfacedchic · 19/07/2013 00:26

Yayyyy Stroke! Grin Grin Grin Congratulations!

Strokethefurrywall · 19/07/2013 00:47

Thanks Bear, not sure at all what we did different this time round - although I didn't have ANY symptoms at all so I wondered if that was a sign, didn't even know when I was ovulating. I didn't symptom spot at all, but I have been drinking copious amounts of wine thinking that if I suddenly have an aversion then I would know I was pregnant because this is what happened with DS1.

Yeah, not this time. I feel so totally normal that I'm still not convinced that I won't wake up tomorrow and my period won't be here. Have 4.30pm appointment with OBGYN tomorrow though so I'm sure he'll check my bloods and then put me on progesterone support until my first scan.

Have a girls trip to Toronto next Wednesday, including multiple vineyard tours in a limo!!! Hmmm, not sure how I'm going to explain the not drinking part!

ZingWidge · 19/07/2013 01:25

well done Stroke!

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