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Young woman, what are you doing to me? JUST SHAGGING for my bfp, theres no need to say it, we are poas, THREAD NUMBER 16!!!!!

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cookielove · 07/07/2013 09:46

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 14 is here

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

OP posts:
fifi669 · 16/07/2013 20:54

Failed at the linkage there!

ZingWidge · 16/07/2013 21:10

read this to get you in the mood

cookielove · 16/07/2013 21:25

Hello all Smile

OP posts:
ChocChaffinch · 16/07/2013 22:03

Hey cookie. How's it crumbling?

Writerwannabe83 · 16/07/2013 22:46

Is "Legs in the Air" going global??? Grin

Fox82 · 16/07/2013 22:47

Zing I just sat and read that whole thread for an hour and a half! Exciting stuff!! Grin

And re "legs in the air" thread, I'd say definitely a troll. And those agreeing with/supporting her are probably just the same person under different names

Writerwannabe83 · 16/07/2013 22:52

lol - I haven't been on MN for about 6 hours and I'm trying to build up the emotional strength before going to catch up on the latest news...

Nessalina · 16/07/2013 22:53

Oh for fucks sake what the hell is going on with my body Confused ARGH.
Not due on til Saturday, and pretty sure of when I ovulated what with using contraband this month so why the heck have I got pink ick going on?! (Sorry TMI) If it is ERTD arriving that means my cycle has only been 24days and my LP only 10days which isn't what I expected at all. My breasts have been aching like hell (like to the point that it's hard to sleep which isn't usual) and I was feeling so positive this month dammit. Pissed off.

Sorry for the rage Sad

Nessalina · 16/07/2013 22:53

Lol, maybe some Legs In The Air will cheer me up...

DulcetMoans · 16/07/2013 22:56

Yeah, I just spent quite a lot of time reading all of that. Interesting though... Not convinced its real. Surely?! Does that sort of thing happen outside of soap operas. (Actually, I know it does - my mum stopped taking her pill to get me secretly. Stupid teenagers!)

Glad to read the difference between every day and EOD is negligible nessa. I'm not sure I can face my cape tonight!

Writerwannabe83 · 16/07/2013 23:03

What is all this talk of a Cape???

ZingWidge · 16/07/2013 23:48

lovely nessa don't despair just yet.

I don't want to get your hopes up, but there's something called implantation bleed.

hmmm, who knows?

lil1ady · 17/07/2013 00:10

OK I tried to read the legs in the air thread and felt like if come in half way. I don't get it. someone please explain?

Rock so pleased to hear about the scan. fx tightly for you and pebble for the next two weeks, and beyond.

min congrats on the house! very exciting. let us know what sofa/kitchen/pot plants you pick Grin

Hi to everyone else . side boob paons ...Deco symptom until AF shows Wink

nessa don't give up, that ick sounds in perfect time for ib. what's Ur normal literal phase?

so is icing going onto the list? Grin

DownstairsMixUp · 17/07/2013 08:17

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EssieSaysRelax · 17/07/2013 09:32

Side boob pain here too. 5 days in to twot and trying not to think about it.

LITA fred is mental. Though I do know someone who did that for real. She does do a fab job of being a single Mum (she's got 2 now - same Dad - bit of a div to get caught out twice?!) but I still don't think it's even remotely acceptable.

Anyone peeing on anything soon?

Writerwannabe83 · 17/07/2013 09:51

3 Pees in 3 days = 3 BFN!!! Sad

ChocChaffinch · 17/07/2013 12:45

ah boo writer hang in there, there's still chance

Nessalina · 17/07/2013 12:46

Thanks for the positive thoughts viroids Smile I think it is AF though, it feels like it Hmm I'll keep you posted!

Nessalina · 17/07/2013 12:47

Aww, that sucks Writer! Sad

EssieSaysRelax · 17/07/2013 13:05

Sorry to hear that writer, how many days late? Fx for you, and for Nessa too.

Our neighbours came round to tell us last night they are up the duff, they traded in their sporty car for a Mummy wagon a few weeks ago, so I knew it was imminent. The annoying thing is though, the new car number plate has BFN at the end.

Writerwannabe83 · 17/07/2013 13:13

That's the ridiculous thing - I'm not late.
My BFP isn't due for another 4 days but I'm testing because I know that people can get BFPs if they test before the period is due.

I'm genuinely worried about how much pressure I'm putting on myself to get pregnant. I know that if I don't get pregnant I'm going to be upset and blame myself. I can't understand why I'm acting this way Sad

ZingWidge · 17/07/2013 13:18

oh essie the car plate means Boring Frumpy Ninny - and refers to the driver! Grin

EssieSaysRelax · 17/07/2013 13:20

Don't beat yourself up writer, it's because it matters so much to you, we've all been there and frequently pop back there for a visit!!!! I swing from being very laid back about it to being totally obsessed and doing my own head in. It's not easy this ttc thing. It's waaaay harder on the sanity than I thought it would be! Sending you hugs. xxx

EssieSaysRelax · 17/07/2013 13:21

hehe! Thanks Zing, I will think that whenever I see it now! Grin

ZingWidge · 17/07/2013 13:30

writer sweets, stop torturing yourself, please.

you have every chance!

as I said before it took me 3 weeks to get a BFP with DS2! (I tested every 2-3 days)

nothing is lost yet!

maybe you and Nessa could synchro POAs on Saturday morning - what do you think?

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