Meet the Other Phone. Only the apps you allow.

Meet the Other Phone.
Only the apps you allow.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

See all MNHQ comments on this thread

To go and lick my boss' chest?

999 replies

PudseyDuck · 15/07/2013 15:22

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

OP posts:
TVTonight · 15/07/2013 15:24

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

QueenofallIsee · 15/07/2013 15:24

You know this is a bad idea? I may be QueenofallIsee but you are queen of the understatement! I am v jealous that you have a hot boss as mine is hairy, balding and female (true story) so I would be VU to lick her

HeadFairy · 15/07/2013 15:26

Why don't you accidentally "spill" something down his top, it'll give you an excuse to offer :o

DramaAlpaca · 15/07/2013 15:27

How on earth do you get any work done?

Grin
DameDeepRedBetty · 15/07/2013 15:27

You win the prize for most intriguing thread title of the day Grin

PudseyDuck · 15/07/2013 15:35

HeadFairy Hmmmm, interesting.. an 'accidental' spillage! I'm actually just drinking some blackcurrant juice at the moment.. maybe it could end up ten feet away all over his shirt!

Drama I don't know, I really don't. On days that he's looking particularly sexy I actally don't get much done at all.

He's a member of the health club that I swim at every day. I told him that I'm going swimming after work today to which he replied 'sounds like a good idea, I might go for a swim later as well' Shock.

OP posts:
Dahlen · 15/07/2013 15:37

Are you both single? Wink

PudseyDuck · 15/07/2013 15:38

Dahlen Yes Wink

OP posts:
flamingtoaster · 15/07/2013 15:40

Dahlen has asked the all important question. If you are both single who knows what might happen when swimming later. How good a swimmer are you? Could you perhaps ask his advice as to how to improve your stroke .............

LimitedEditionLady · 15/07/2013 15:40

Lol haha go for it....i dare you...

Dahlen · 15/07/2013 15:41

Definitely go for a swim - we want an update later. Grin

Dahlen · 15/07/2013 15:41

Is there anyone else in the office? Perhaps he's performing a slow strip tease for you...

Bogeyface · 15/07/2013 15:42

breast stroke? :o

NewAtThisMalarky · 15/07/2013 15:43

Maybe you should offer to help him practice his breast stroke..

PudseyDuck · 15/07/2013 15:43

I'm a very good swimmer but I guess I could feign a bit of a drowning.

Wishing I'd bought my more flattering halterneck bikini now rather than my sporty Speedo tankini. But that'd have meant sorting out my bush whereas my tankini covers a multitude of sins Grin

OP posts:
NewAtThisMalarky · 15/07/2013 15:43

Cross posted!

GoshlyoHeavens · 15/07/2013 15:44

How would you feel if he was posting this about you?

PudseyDuck · 15/07/2013 15:45

There's me, him and two other people in the office. I'm kind of wishing they'd fuck off home but I don't know why. I know that if it were just me and him I'd end up getting all tongue tied and making a twat of myself. I

OP posts:
Notafoodbabyanymore · 15/07/2013 15:46

I need to know the outcome of the joint swim. OP, I hope you realise that you're committed to this thread now - we will require an update! Grin

Dahlen · 15/07/2013 15:46

Goshly - I think she'd be over there helping him out of his shirt... Grin

PudseyDuck · 15/07/2013 15:46

Goshly I'd be made up TBH. very bad feminist

OP posts:
PedantMarina · 15/07/2013 15:46

shamelessly place-marking

carolthesecretary · 15/07/2013 15:46

Ha ha ha!

Those were the days. Ogling in the office...

PudseyDuck · 15/07/2013 15:47

Notafoodbabyanymore I realise that. I'll be sure to update later on unless I'm too busy shagging my hot boss of course

OP posts:
olidusUrsus · 15/07/2013 15:47

Okay, well for starters you need to keep this thread going and come back later to update us with all the sauce that goes on in the swimming pool changing rooms. And no, stick with the tankini. He probably likes serious sportswomen if he's a member of a health club, not silly girls in frilly bikinis Wink Grin

Swipe left for the next trending thread