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Young woman, what are you doing to me? JUST SHAGGING for my bfp, theres no need to say it, we are poas, THREAD NUMBER 16!!!!!

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cookielove · 07/07/2013 09:46

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

The link to Part 14 is here

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers!

OP posts:
Minion · 16/07/2013 13:58

Afternoon girls.
Another beautiful day, we're really getting spoilt by mother nature eh?
Well, last night the ea told husband that the vendor would sleep on our offer of 196k over it, I didn't think he would go for it. I was right. BUT this morning he told us they said if we could go to 200k then they would immediately take the house of the market, cancel bookings etc.. And guess what.
We did.
And they did!
I'm almost a possible, in with a chance homeowner! Just waiting a few months for them to find the perfect house, we're in no rush to move as we need a few more months to save us the fees etc but it looks good for now!
Yippee

Right back to JS news,.. Maybe tmi alert, but this morning I went to the loo, wiped and finally had EWCM!
Finally! Freaking finally.
Sooo, does that mean I've already ovd or should I get on it tonight?
Still got a few ovary twinges so reckon Im mid actual OV'ing and my right nipple totally knacks so what do you reckon?
SHall minion don her whiter than white, smells like fresh bedding on a spring morning, cape tonight?
Am off to Cuba again tomoz so really is only the time to do it... Or does EWCM come after in which ill just cross fingers?
Long post. Sorry x x

ZingWidge · 16/07/2013 14:19

you are as fertile as you'll ever get as right now you are ov!

EWCM is there to help the sperm get to egg amongst other things so you should definitely DTD tonight!

if I were you I'd do it 3 nights in a row, or if you want to wait for good sperm count then skip tomorrow and do it again on Thursday morning/night.

how exciting!

ZingWidge · 16/07/2013 14:20

oh my last post was for minion

GaryBuseysTeeth · 16/07/2013 14:46

Stroke the unicorn of fertility ladies!! Grin

Bear, I think it was Hooya who mentioned Uni first. I decided he was orange.

fifi, just having a look at the charts I didn't accidently make when I woz ere & got my BFP's; mc bfp we donned shag cape every other day.
BFP after that we did it everyday for 2 weeks.
Minion, shag tonight! Uni demands it....

ChocChaffinch · 16/07/2013 15:04

I just image googled gary busey's teeth
Grin Grin
name some films he is in though? can't remember any

minion! Get Sexing!

PrincessKitKat · 16/07/2013 15:10

Visions of angry-looking orange unicorn demanding internet randoms JS on demand for its pleasure...

Fantastic news Minion! New houses are ace once the buying faff is over.

Make the most of that EWCM and get celebrating (dont be scared but the unicorns looking at you)!

ChocChaffinch · 16/07/2013 15:16

I imagine the unicorn smiling with Gary Busey's teeth

yep great noos on the house, sounds like the sellers are decent folks, good of them to take it off the market

Minion · 16/07/2013 15:47

It feels 'triffic ladies!
Might celebrate tonight by offering up a sacrifice to the unicorn of horn!

DulcetMoans · 16/07/2013 17:00

Congrats on the house news minion. Defo good for a well time celebratory shag, for the next three days! I think I might be icing too, cycle buddies perhaps!

DulcetMoans · 16/07/2013 17:00

Icing = oving. I could do with icing today though, so hot!

Bearfacedchic · 16/07/2013 17:10

Icing Grin somewhat similar, no?

Yay for the house Min!

Bearfacedchic · 16/07/2013 17:29

Writer- just been catching up on the 'Legs in the air' thread. WTAF? Well done on holding your own, although I suspect she may be a troll. Not read the whole thing yet, but seriously Shocking.

Rockchick1984 · 16/07/2013 18:15

Hi viroids, just wanted to tell you: I had a scan this morning and so far so good! 7 weeks (although dating measured me as 6+5) and saw little fluttery heartbeat! They agreed to rescan in 2 weeks as that takes me past the point where the baby died last time, but so far all is going well Grin

Bearfacedchic · 16/07/2013 18:21

Congrats Rock- that's wonderful news! Smile

DulcetMoans · 16/07/2013 18:46

Great news rock! Did you get a piccie?

Off to read other thread now bear, so nosey! Lol.

ZingWidge · 16/07/2013 19:15

great news about pebble! (aka miniRock -see what I did there?Grin )

Gary Busey films: The Buddy Holly Movie, Lethal Weapon, The Firm, Point Break, Drop Zone, Under Siege, Predator 2.

anyways - viroids get your cape, pet the unicorn and rub my belly and off you shag!

fx for you!Wink

fifi669 · 16/07/2013 19:41

Just read the Fred. When DS bio dad left I made great efforts to try and keep him involved (to no avail). But he still sees his uncles, cousins etc. I even made contact with a woman he upduffed while I was still up the spout. he was a catch I know just so DS would know his sister.

As I said on the other Fred, DP was tricked into becoming a dad and evil ex won't let him know his DD.

Makes my blood boil to not think about the children's rights in this! Aaaaahhhhh!

Luckily DP does know we are TTC and I know he's going to be the perfect dad Grin

Now I've had my rant, must do some work before donning cape. Think mine is also burgundy.

Nessalina · 16/07/2013 19:50

Great news Rock - keep the updates coming!
And awesome news on the house Minion! Do you have somewhere to sell or can you jump right in? Grin
Fifi re: daily shagging vs every other day, i did a bit of reading up when we started TTC, and apparently there was a large study a coupla years back where they looked at how often you should shag in order to conceive, and they found that when couples did it every other day it got to the optimum chance. Buuuut when they compared it to DTD daily the difference was negligible, ie. chances didn't increase but it didn't decrease either. From what I understand, doing it every other day basically gets the gentleman's relish in the right place whenever you OV, so no need for more, but if you wanna jump him everyday, go right ahead :-)
Choc side boob owch totally a symptom, though I'm mainly saying that because I'm having the same issue!! Wink

Minion · 16/07/2013 19:58

Great news rock!
ness we are first time buyers who are currently renting so we can go when all set up but as we need a few more months, 3 or so to save up the rest of the fees etc we've said we are going to hang on for them to look for their perfect place.
They offered to move into rented place if we need to be in, but this way works in our favour!
Busy looking at sofas/kitchens etc now.
Tis all very exciting!

Nessalina · 16/07/2013 20:13

Sounds perfect for you & your buyer, that's brilliant! Grin We'd love to move but our place isn't shifting - think we're going to bed down and do some home improvements instead.

Nessalina · 16/07/2013 20:15

Bloody hell, just read Writer's Legs In the Air Fred. Serious hijack, lol. What a nutter Hmm
Quite useful to know I can stop doing post-shag shoulder stands though Blush

ChocChaffinch · 16/07/2013 20:39

can you link the thread laydeez I cannae find it??

ChocChaffinch · 16/07/2013 20:41

I need some advice form the unicorn

do my boobs hurt at the sides because

a) it's a sign
or
b) because I keep messing with them to see if they hurt Hmm

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