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It is a fact universally acknowledged that a woman in her thirties in possession of a ticking biological clock MUST be in want of a baybee.

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ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 04/03/2013 19:52

The former thread proved full of sadness and most vexatious disappointments, wherefore we know not :(. Therefore the BESH will be donning their empire dresses and enlisting the assistance of Captain Wentworth and his admirable breeches and Mr Darcy smouldering damply in his transparent white shirt both of whom with their pleasing countenances and sound judgements and enormous fortunes, in short both of whom are everything a young man ought to be in the expectation that happier times may be ahead for the BESH.

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ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 15/03/2013 13:39

Thing is, he's well, gay. He's not really in the vagina business.

However as Cap'n Jack....do you think I could turn him?

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BoredWomb · 15/03/2013 13:40

Prince Phillip calls out the balls at my bingo club and he is very flirtatious: instead of calling 'Kelly's eye number one' he bellows, 'My Jap's eye up yer bum!' He's a right royal saucepot.

maamalady · 15/03/2013 13:42

Barrowman's completely unturnable, I suspect. But that doesn't really matter, does it? I'm all for equal-opportunity perving! Cap'n Jack I suspect doesn't discriminate, and would be happy with anything that had a pulse (rather like Cap'n Kirk).

maamalady · 15/03/2013 13:43

Aww, adorable Royal pic, rie :)

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 15/03/2013 13:45

NONONONO I did NOT say strangely attractive about your man draf, I said relatively, in other words compared to Prince Philip.

That is a cute pic rie. Totally not into royals, so lacking a bit of general knowledge on that front.

maamalady · 15/03/2013 13:49

Tomato, tomato, driz. I heard "strangely attractive", and I'm going with it Wink Grin

EuroShaggleton · 15/03/2013 13:53

Heh@ "not really in the vagina business".

Welcome, BoredWomble. Where are you in the tedious never ending quest for a baybee win?

Ladies, I am frickin shattered. I am supposed to be drafting a very important document and getting ready for my trip to the US. What I feel like doing is going home to bed and watching P&P for the nth time whilst scoffing chocolate.

kimdeal · 15/03/2013 14:01

Ariel - Ariel - you've all name changed. This is Kim besh from um 2009 - you know, the much-talented inventor of term 'win a baybee', as per your OP Grin.

No longer mid 30s, but ttc again. However, I can't. just can't go on a fabulous 40 thread. Grrls, can I join you again, pl?

BoredWomb · 15/03/2013 14:01

Hello, Euro, I'm really sorry you are going through the misery of miscarriage. I lost a baby last year and I've been trying to conceive for eighteen months. We have just filled out the form for IVF.

EuroShaggleton · 15/03/2013 14:06

Sorry to hear that Bored.

kim are you a BESH oldbie (i.e. not a newbie)?

kimdeal · 15/03/2013 14:18

Euro - don't rub it in! Wink

Yes, very very very old.

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ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 15/03/2013 14:21

Kim is SO OLD BESH she predates moi. She is a mysterious name in the manuscripts in the library. How do you do, Kim.

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ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 15/03/2013 14:22

Kim is SO OLD BESH she predates moi. She is a mysterious name in the manuscripts in the library. How do you do, Kim.

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EuroShaggleton · 15/03/2013 14:22
Wink

How exciting - a newbie and a returner all in one day!

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ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 15/03/2013 14:23

So entertaining I said it twice Hmm

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kimdeal · 15/03/2013 14:28

Hahah - Ariel - do I really pre-date you. Wow, your name sounded sooo familiar.
I officially hate this ttc crap (mc in Oct, AT 12 WEEKS, the joy) so it's nice to be entertained (twice even) by other crones (albeit ones who aren't as old as me).

lovesLemonDrizzleCake · 15/03/2013 14:53

Welcome back kimdeal. And sorry about all the MCs all around :(
Glad to have some fresh and really old blood coming in.

Euro I've officially given up on today and just bought guinea fowl for an amazing dinner and have done NO work. Sadly I won't join you with P&P as twice in one week is too much even for me. But you have every reason to be nice to yourself.

BoredWomb · 15/03/2013 17:00

Sophie Dahl and Midget Boy have nicked my baybee name Can I sue?

Northey · 15/03/2013 17:27

bo-wo, you made me laugh. You will be quite the ornament to our little circle here in -overused-Nether-s-ton.

Tell us all about yourself.

Northey · 15/03/2013 17:28

Oh. Bastard strikeout. That would have been Much Funnier if it had worked.

JethroTull · 15/03/2013 17:44

I like the cut of Bowo's jib.

BoredWomb · 15/03/2013 17:46

Northey, I am 34 and work for my father's company (I use the term 'work' loosely; I do fuck-all except waft around giving orders to the demonstrably idle babywomen he employs). I spent my twenties in a fog of Class As knocking up an unenviable criminal record and generally terrorising my snooty family; hence why I am working for the old man. I am desperate for a babybee to secure some inheritance and to finish work. Forever Grin

BoredWomb · 15/03/2013 17:56

...on a serious note, my miscarriage last year completely rattled me and has only increased the yearning for a family of my own. I also have this irrational need to prove I can be a great human being; a lovely mum and a worthy member of my clan; I am officially fed up of being the 'loose cannon'; the 'black sheep.'

Oh, and I really do own a llama called Tina - I named her after the one in Napoleon Dynamite. She is the only creature on Earth who understands me. Fact.