Don your capes and stick your undies on over your trousers for the BESH superhero thread

[HaveALittleFaith]

NC optional but not essential. Create your tag line and describe your outfit in detail. Wanna be BESH superheroes must prove their might by undergoing a gruelling set of tasks completing the BESHtionnaire hidden elsewhere in old threads
Fly on in and make yourself at home in our obviously secret lair :)

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

Oh! Let's have a CARRY ON theme!

[HaveALittleFaith]

Oooh Matron!

Yay to boo staying and imparting wisdom :)

[eurochick]

Ooo, a carry on theme could be fun.

[Northey]

Keep your forrin parts to yourself, you hussy!

Carry On sounds good to me. But what about hippy woo-suggester? Will they mind? I am all emotional and can't cope with people being upset. Or even mildly put out.

That obviously doesn't apply to instadiff woman. I would gloat and crow massively if she were put out. Or even upset. Because I am gloriously mean-spirited.

[HaveALittleFaith]

Why not hippy first and have Carry on ready for the next one?

[JethroTull]

I have never seen a Carry On film....

[sinkingflameofhilarity]

I can off a re-enactment of the Barbara windsor scene fron carry on camping. And that's about all.

Carry on feem would just be lots of double entendre, no? Sure we can all mange that even if we haven't seen a film!

Norf, I may have suggested a hippy fred. I might not. I'm not really sure if I was jumping on a band wagon. If it was me though, I don't give a flying hoot if we do it or not.

[Northey]

Oh well, whichever people prefer then. Who is starting it?

Having wedding crisis talks this evening. We just can't pin down where and when and how we are doing the bastard thing. We have to decide NOW or I am going to marry my cat instead (who never dithers and fannies about when there is a decision to be made. Though admittedly her decisions are generally just choosing between a sleep, a meal and a poo). I think part of the problem is that I have a creeping certainty that we will have to have ivf and, unless there is some miracle, will have to self fund. In a choice between a wedding and an extra round of ivf, I know which I'd prefer. But AMNH doesn't really feel it like I do.

[eurochick]

Hmmm, that's a tough one Norfy.

Perhaps the BESH could vote?

[Northey]

I think if we were younger and we hadn't been living together for a million years I might be keener on having a nice wedding. It just seems to me to be a weird thing to do now, with white dresses and cakes and shit. And so much fecking money.

You were self funding weren't you, euro? Do you min me asking what the total cost was/was going to be?

[JethroTull]

Norf our cost inc drugs is about £5000. That includes ICSI as well.

Our wedding cost more.

[Northey]

Ooh, that's cheaper than I thought, jethro.

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

I know what I'd do

[JethroTull]

Cheaper than we first thought too. There are other costs, appointment fees, blood tests, jizz tests etc but £5k is the basic.

Right who is doing new Fred? I can't, not been around / back long enough.

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

Me neither

[Northey]

Well I'm not doing it

I don't remember euro doing one for ages.

[Northey]

And I'm not sure I remember sinky doing one at all. Or polecatferret.

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

What about Frankel?

[FrankelSaysRelax]

Fine! I've done it. Head on over.

BTW, I did the horsey fred, so that's my quota fulfilled for a while

[HaveALittleFaith]

Nice work Frankel.

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

WHERE WHERE?

[Northey]

Use your crystal ball, silly! What sort of a woo-lover are you?

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

[CamelKnees]

Ooooh good work Frank

Can someone please cut my superhero costume off me - I've......errrr.....expanded somewhat since I put it on