Don your capes and stick your undies on over your trousers for the BESH superhero thread

[HaveALittleFaith]

NC optional but not essential. Create your tag line and describe your outfit in detail. Wanna be BESH superheroes must prove their might by undergoing a gruelling set of tasks completing the BESHtionnaire hidden elsewhere in old threads
Fly on in and make yourself at home in our obviously secret lair :)

A beautiful day? WHAT? That is SO unfair. Hasn't stopped fecking raining here for two days

Which pure lurve girl, Faif? Is she someone I should dislike? Show me her.

Oh rie you're gonna luff this

Tis sunny/cloudy hear. I am going to try and garden...Well done for running jethro!

God yes, I saw that pure vomit thread this morning. Stupid stupid woman. Of course she would be diffed on the airport on the way to her honeymoon.

God, I want to charter a private flight to wherever she is going, meet her there, shake her till her teeth rattle in her head, then briskly fly home and carry on cooking. It would fill the time while my lamb marinades.

I have taken violently against her, rie. Somehow I can't imagine you will feel much different.

Are you really a bad cook? Even following a recipe?

Oh god, well that's just bloody typical isn't it. I mean good for her getting pregnant and all, but you just know she'll be one of those "I don't understand why everyone says its so hard" types.

Here's wishing her a 72 hour labour [bitchy]

I'm resolutely ignoring the fact that droid is due on Monday and I've had no usual per-droid cramping so far. I'm just not that lucky!

Definition of "fell on a cock"

I actually can't imagine getting pregnant, seeing the line, staying pregnant and then having a Real Baybee. It's only something that happens to other people isn't it? Like Baldrick and the Renaissance.

Norf, I'm not so much a bad cook as an utterly bone idle and impatient one. And thank you, because I just genuinely belly-laughed at your wish to fly out there etc.

Faithy, you must have wondered what the Actual Blazes I was on about the other day when I sanctimoniously mentioned mental illness. It was another thread I was on about rather than the Moment Of Pure Love one. Ignore me.

Er rie I didn't make any connection!

I somehow imagine Mrs Pure Lurve will have secondary infertility and be one of those posters who struggles massively having spent ages being smug about how quickly she fell diffed.

I struggle with the whole process. I know I am currently diffed but I have only really got from blimey there really are two lines there to Blimey I'm diffed. The actual having a baybee part seems unreal. I am equally excited and terrified.

[ignores non-existent kidney prodding]

Did we decide on a new thread title/theme? We've been a bit slack on the superhero theme

Weren't we going hippy?

I think we were having flowers in our hair and sechsings at the solstice and whatnot.

I hope she bloody does have secondary infertility.

I can't believe how much fury I have at the thought of her.

Boo did a woo thread once. She spent the best part of a year being embarrassed about it

But did it work?

Can't remember whether it worked for anyone.

Didn't for me

at Northey 'rattling her teeth'

Rie you'll be pleased to know the rain is now bouncing outside.

Sorry. I don't want to wish ill weather on anyone. And if only I had stopped to think then I would have realised that weather generally moves westwards. Tis sunny here now

Ah the woo Fred. Didn't work for me either Rie. We are the oldest barrens in town.

Can we have a BESH hippy festival? Falafel & scrumpy anyone?

Who's up for a BESH hippy festival then? Can we be skanky and smoke drugs?

Steroids and thunderstorm here. I've just woken from a snooze.

Ooh are having a BESH festival?!

I'm going to hoe my drive

Yes, Rie, skanky festival reefers! Takes me back to my yoof!

I would luff to go to a festival again but call me old I'm glad I'm not camping right now.

I have never been to a festival. Ever. I am depressingly uncool. Though if they sell fertility spells at them, I might go in future.

I have made a tomato/red onion/mint relish, and a sort of brown spicy lamb thing from a Madhur Jaffrey book with nice pictures in. AMNH is now swearing and muttering over his attempt to make a frankly quite simple looking courgette side dish. Because he iz a big drama queen.