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Faithy in my head you are blonde. And thin. Funny how on MN you get pictures of other people in your head! How's the puking?

What do I look like Jethro?

Evening all. I have been veryveryveryverybusy. I will now Catch Up.

I am in fact neither. Short ish (5' 5") BMI 30.3! And brunette but with some blonde streaks. I tried being blonde but it didn't suit me.

Rie you are sporty, wear navy blue jumpers with blue stripes and have red hair.

Rie you are a slip of a girl

Um. NO. NO I'M NOT.

I am short. Yes short. And have black hair. And am dead stylish

And Jethro, I think you are also short, with very long brown tresses. Yes? Yes?

Ooh, ooh. Can I play?

Except I don't know rie or jethro well enough to have really made a mental picture. I think Rie should have short, stylish brown hair and glasses. Jethro, I'm sorry, but youre wearing denim dungarees and chewing on a blade of grass. it's the name. Sorry again!

faife I had you down as a bit shorter than me, so 5'5" fits the bill. Shiny brown bobbed hair.

That's correct, I rock a bob.

hils you are blonde, curvy but not big. A bit taller than me ha cheated

Yes jethro is brunette and fair skinned. donkey also has brown hair I'm sure..

Oh. My. God,

Read this

He. But I thought you might be linking to the "moment of pure love" thread.

Oooh, that one.

I wouldn't do that. I don't think that woman is well, though haven't read the whole thing. I'd never make fun of mental illness. Too much of it in my life (not me).

I am Away on Business. Back late from socialising with colleagues working very hard. And now the people in the next door room are shagging loudly! Ew.

Am also having a bit of a menkul. 8dpo today and I've been having brownish spotting. Never had it this early before - day 22 and the earliest has been day 26. Could this be the fabled implantation bleed? Or just the evil Druid come early? I will be utterly fecked off if it is the evil git. Pliz to slap me with a wet fish of your choosing.

Ok, on to appearances:
faith and frank would be cheating cos I saw your photos. sinking I picture as blonde, norf with shortish curly brown hair, rie as a red head and euro long sleek black hair. Am I anywhere close?

I have seen pics of norf, frank and bugs so that would be cheating. I imagine euro with cropped dark hair, quite slender.

honestly it's difficult to say. I think I had one spot (just one) of possible implantation bleed. I had random spotting near the end of my cycles. I'm afraid all you can do is wait and try not to menkul too much

Oh Cornwall is fab, I went a long time ago but stayed near St Ives and luffed it. That op is not right!

we went to St Ives on honeymoon. It was lush.

To picture me imagine a spherical object and add big hair and massive tits. Job done.

Dungarees?? I've not worn them since I was 5

SSG is home from his work trip. Which meant that he got up this morning to feed newdog who promptly pissed all over his bare feet. Oh dear.

Shred I used to get spotting when I was stressed at work, it would always make my cycles a couple of days shorter. Acupuncture stopped spotting for me.

In RL btw I am a giant, have blonde hair ( at the moment) and have massive feet.

loving the descriptions of others and self! How do you (who "know" me) think I look?

I know how faif looks, thanks to the luffly pic in nice dress. And you don't look obese. But do submit to the blood tests etc all for the hard-won bean.

I don't know the oldies well enough yet. Frank you are clearly a tall, dark amazone with wavy hair. Sorry shredni but I have you down as a bit of a witch-type . Norf I associated with scandinavia for some reason, so she is tall blond and very handsome! Thanks for the mental image dot. But what is your colouring, I have you down as brown haired.

Could be, shreddies. I had pinky/peachy tinting at 8-10 dpo. Could well be.

Leaving out the people I have seen photos of...

I reckon shred is small and dark and very thoughtful looking. Though I realise this is because that is how I imagine the boy from the polecat ferret story. And possibly also how I would imagine the ferret if I knew what colour one was.

I think sinky is medium sized with quite a round face and shoulder length toffee coloured hair and freckles.

lemon is blonde. Because lemons are yellow (I'm so sophisticated in my image associations). She is also medium height and very cheerful looking.

Umm, who else? jethro, I'm afraid you do wear dungarees and chew a straw. I see it too. dolomitesdonkey is small with dark curly hair.

I think I know what everyone else looks like.

I have mousey brown darkish blonde hair which gets red streaks in it in the sun.

Yes I am bringing a good patient and queuing up for my bloods now. Fasting blood test = hungry faith. Weighed myself this morning and have lost a lb so I will be keeping up with the walking!

Luffing all the descriptions! Out of curiosity (I know she's on holibobs) but how do you picture queenie?!

Well done faif! You are a good patient. And well done for the weight loss. SB is pestering me to get on some scales (to get a t=0 measurement, how much do I love my geek, he's convinced I lost some in the past month and a half and from pictures and measuring tape I think he's right, but I'd like to do it when I am not storing poo from the past four days).

Queenie is curly and petite. Dark haired, cheery.

And norf it is cheating to say I look cheerful, of course I do now . How are you btw?

Fingers crossed for shreddie's implantation bleed!

Thanks to the combo of descriptions, I see jethro as the BFG in dungarees :)

Oooo, I like this game!

I've seen pics of Dor, Faif and FSR, so that would be cheating.

I see Jethro as a hefty ruddy farming type (it's the name, sozzles).

Rie I see as slim (but not scrawny thin) with shiny dark brown hair.

Norf has midbrown hair, tallish, fairly slim.

Lemon is round and yellow....

I'd better stop there and do some work! Fingers crossed that Shred's spotting is implantation bleeding.

PS - you are nowhere close with me.

being a good patient. Honestly.

MSB thinks I've lost weight too - perhaps more visually than the scales say. I'm not going to get too fixated on my weight but focus more on health and exercise.

hope the corsets are still helping.