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Don your capes and stick your undies on over your trousers for the BESH superhero thread

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HaveALittleFaith · 26/07/2012 21:41

NC optional but not essential. Create your tag line and describe your outfit in detail. Wanna be BESH superheroes must prove their might by undergoing a gruelling set of tasks completing the BESHtionnaire hidden elsewhere in old threads
Fly on in and make yourself at home in our obviously secret lair :)

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HaveALittleFaith · 24/08/2012 22:15

It spread too! It'll be a while before I bathe in there again Confused He looks so angelic when he sleeps. Remind me of that at 6.30am!

Jethro I thought you lived in Australia?!

I'll have the twirl now ta! :)

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ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 24/08/2012 22:58

Jethro is so fit and active she may as well be Australian

Northey · 24/08/2012 23:05

God it's hot tonight. I think we might get a thunderstorm tomorrow, and very welcome it will be too.

MadameBoolala · 24/08/2012 23:10

Did you lot watch that Cumberbatch thingy?

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 24/08/2012 23:12

Bendydick? No.

MadameBoolala · 24/08/2012 23:16

It's repeated on BBC2 next week. I thought it had potential. A little slow this week.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 24/08/2012 23:20

I don't like him much. I think he has little piggy eyes.

Sorry Cavey.

MadameBoolala · 24/08/2012 23:22

I didn't fancy him in this. I think I just like Sherlock. But I think you will like it regardless.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 24/08/2012 23:23

I like Old Stuff. So maybe I'll watch it. Our dearly departed Headbanger and Cunty have been Most Amusing on FB this evening about it.

MadameBoolala · 24/08/2012 23:42

Have they? I shall go and look. I will leave you some cosmopolitans, and I apologise for t'intrusion.

JethroTull · 25/08/2012 07:32

Australia? Wherever did that thought come from? I live in the Midlands Grin

Newdog has the squits. I have been up since 5.30am. Now I have to do my penultimate long run. Only 3 weeks until the 1/2 marathon!

HaveALittleFaith · 25/08/2012 07:44

Perhaps because of your old nickname? I dunno. I recall commenting that someone was up late and that Someone said they were in Australia! In my head that was you Hmm I am originally from the West of the Midlands but now have ventured East.

After the poo in the bath, munchkin settled but then we heard a thud and a little I want to get out, I want to get out! and he'd fallen between the bed and the wall! We retrieved him and decreased the gap one side and put a spare duvet the other side in case he rolled off! Slept thr

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HaveALittleFaith · 25/08/2012 07:44

Through til 7.20! :)

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Northey · 25/08/2012 08:14

What was the Cumberbumberbatch doing? Does Old Stuff = period drama?

Had the sechs again last night. Slightly worried I'm being really stupid in not waiting till my next check up, in case inflamed tube causes problems but it's like an obsession and I simply can't stop trying :(

FrankelSaysRelax · 25/08/2012 08:26

Morning all, the Cumberbatch thing was an adaptation of Parades End, it's a 5 parter.

[stern stare at Rie] Cumberbatch is sex on legs (though not at his best looking last night I agree!)

HaveALittleFaith · 25/08/2012 08:34

IIRC rie is like me and likes a manly man

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ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 25/08/2012 08:42

Boo, come back! Come back here!!!

Look, there's Aragorn!

HaveALittleFaith · 25/08/2012 09:04
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ShredniVashtar · 25/08/2012 12:49

Hullo BESHes. Can I have a rant? Am stuck at the airport - plane is an hour and a half late. Bored silly and have already bought most of the duty free. AND this is day 3 of spotting and cramping. No way is this an implant bleed - its the fecking droid. Which means a luteal phase of 8 fucking days! The needles were meant to be making my cycles better, not fucking them up! And if I ever do get an egg fertilised in my one stupid tube, how's it ever going to implant if my womble is too crap to support it? I'm never going to have a baybee!

Phew! Feel a little better for typing that.

How are people doing today? Any good plans for the long weekend?

Northey · 25/08/2012 13:32

Rant away! (And I won't fuel the menkul by saying my implantation cramps and spotting lasted three days)

Exciting boozy duty free? Or just 50 packets of Haribo?

Northey · 25/08/2012 13:34

So far my weekend has involved a shower and a thrillingly sophisticated breakfast in Costa Blush

I am now lying on the sofa looking for a good lamb recipe for an Indian feast tonight. I have tons of suitable ingredients to be used up, but somehow can't find a combination of recipes that balance nicely and get rid of everything.

ArielThePiraticalMermaid · 25/08/2012 13:46

Oooh, cooking. I wish I could cook.

I do feel like baking though. Can anyone suggest a cake that a moron could cook?

HaveALittleFaith · 25/08/2012 13:59

Could you just try little cakes rie? I can cook basic meals but am not great at baking.

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HaveALittleFaith · 25/08/2012 14:04

Can you believe that pure lurve girl was diffed?! Tested positive - in the airport on her way to get honeymoon Hmm

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JethroTull · 25/08/2012 14:07

There is NO justice in this world Faif

I have done my run. Was hard. Recovered on the sofa. Cleaned up & now we are attempting to leave newdog on his own so we can go food shopping. My life is thrilling. On the upside it's a beautiful day.

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