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Just Shagging - no science, just sex, sex and more sex! The lazy way to make a baby, part 9 (we think!)

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babylann · 16/05/2012 21:28

Confused by all the TTC talk? OPKs? Taking your temperature?! Then this is the thread for you! We want babies the good old-fashioned way - through drunken, spontaneous shagging at any time of the month Grin. All you need is a man, Wine, ramekins and a batch of cheapo pregnancy sticks, and you're good to go! (Shag-capes and actual Sex optional)

The group is so successful that you can see the results for yourself in our graduates thread full of mamas who JSed their way to motherhood. Getting a BFP within a few weeks is known as "doing a kitten", and due to the secret and magical powers of the Just Shagging thread, this happens from time to time.

We have our own TTC language - EWCM is now known as "pant snot", AF is now "ERTD" (Evil red tide of DOOM!), OV is ovulation, and of course, JSing is Just Shagging!

Viroids is our name of choice, the reason is long since lost in the annals of time. If you really feel the need to take a test, Gu Ramekins are what all the classy birds are using. And of course, drinking is essential. Sometimes, we even remember to have sex Wink

Old thread is here if you want proof it works!

Come join us!

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AWomanCalledHorse · 20/05/2012 19:26

After extensive searching (stalking?!) of the BFP's* from thread 8;

Cup; Joined thread 28/3 BFP; 14/4
livis; Joined thread 10/4 BFP; 27/4
Prickly; Joined 28/3 BFP; 28/4
Fletch Joined 25/4 BFP; 02/5
They all 'did a kitten' (getting BFP in a few weeks of joining thread..should've joined on the 28/3!)
EmyC; BFP & 4wks pg mid thread (no dates)

C'mon you 9-ers!! Grin

tiredteddy · 20/05/2012 20:02

Thanks WOMAN I had wondered who they all were as I only mums net on my iPad I find it hard to read through the whole thread!

Well I am home and am the proud owner of a BFP Grin I tested on a clearblue first response which says I am 2-3 weeks which translates as 4-5 weeks pregnant! I am over the moon we had such a tough year last year we promised ourselves that our reward would be ttc %233 in 2012. Thank you for everyone's crossed fingers xx

topbannana · 20/05/2012 20:05

Congratulations Teddy, really chuffed for you :)

Fraktal · 20/05/2012 20:14

Oh yay! Congratulations!

tiredteddy · 20/05/2012 20:16

And of course I meant ttc DC3 it always goes odd when I type a hash! Blush

lollypopsicle · 20/05/2012 20:16

Wonderful news teddy Smile

Rivergirly · 20/05/2012 20:18

hello! I have lurked for a few weeks and think I should officially add myself. I have 2ds' by previous relationship and now been with DP for 2 years and ttc3. Hoping to up the BFP's for thread 9 but expecting ERTD any day now.....

mandasand · 20/05/2012 20:21

thanks for sharing your brilliant news, tiredteddy! so happy for you :)

and if anyone is aptly named for 'doing a kitten' (now we know what it is!), it is surely you, kittenkatzen?!

welcome rivergirly!

AWomanCalledHorse · 20/05/2012 20:30

Congrats teddy...soon you'll be bloody tired & knackered teddy Wink

Welcome River!

Could this be OV pain; I've had a sharp ache/twinge in my right side for 3 days...and what feels like a rough gut (however it 'feels' like it's in my lady bits, not anything tum related) Last ERTD was the first week of this month.

tiredteddy · 20/05/2012 20:40

Thanks TOP, LOLLY, FRAKTAL, MANDA, WOMAN it's such a fab thread this one I don't want to just disappear. Will have a read now I'm home and catch up with what's been going on and all new joiners before I go. Think I need to find those 5 others and make a nice place for us all to move too with room for your all to come over ASAP! Wink

tiredteddy · 20/05/2012 20:41

WOMAN Grin love your idea for my pregnant name change!

somethingwittynot · 20/05/2012 20:54

congrats teddy did you JS or do anything to aid the BFP?

tiredteddy · 20/05/2012 20:58

Hi SOMETHING how are you? We JShagged but upped our game to everyday Blush hope you are ok x

somethingwittynot · 20/05/2012 21:14

im great thanks you? am really pleased for you! this will be our 3rd month JSing x

tiredteddy · 20/05/2012 21:29

Glad you are ok. This was month3 so hope it will be a lucky one for you too!

babylann · 20/05/2012 21:34

CONGRATULATIONS tiredteddy! :D

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Kittenkatzen · 20/05/2012 21:37

Congratulations teddy so happy for you! Yes you'll have to go and make a nice comfy new thread for us all to come and join you on very shortly!! :)

mandasand I will definitely be hoping to live up to my name haha!

Welcome rivergirly :)

Vizzini · 20/05/2012 21:49

Congratulations Tired.
I'm still trying to hold off testing. My boobs are very sore today but I know this could be PMS so I don't want to get hopeful. I'll be a week late tomorrow so it'd be heartbreaking to get a BFN as I'd see that as definitely "out". I keep thinking maybe I should get one but I'm trying to keep my resolve!

tiredteddy · 20/05/2012 22:14

Thanks everyone Smile

VIZZINI have you been a week late before? On averages I was a week late but no idea with my cycle at all. Fingers crossed for you.

Vizzini · 20/05/2012 22:46

No, Tired. I've never been late before. I know some people don't get their BFP until fairly late but I got a clear second line the first time I tested with DD so it makes me doubtful that my BFNs will turn to BFPs this late!

tiredteddy · 20/05/2012 23:13

VIZZINI Maybe you ovulated really late. Last month my cycle was odd 32 days when normally 25/26 days. I guess that was late ov. Got me guessing though. So strange when things stray from the normal path. Hope you find out what's going on soon.

Fraktal · 21/05/2012 06:45

Shagged out thread over in antenatal :)

Welcome river Grin

If we get BFPs at the rate of 1/100 posts that would probably make us the most fertile thread yet.

I still have no idea when I'm supposed to test or how I should know I'm pregnant Hmm so I might be around for a while.

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Pinkie29 · 21/05/2012 08:53

Congrats Teddy Grin

Persuasion · 21/05/2012 08:54

Ok, I've finally caught up with you all. Congratulations tiredteddy! First BFP of part 9, hopefully many more to come.

Welcome to the new joiners, and hi again to the rest of you

Rome was amazing, as you all said, and we got in plently of JSing. In fact we seem to be continuing in that vein and yesterday managed to JS twice Shock (I'm following the something and teddy method! Today I seem to have a few OV twinges, so hopefully this bodes well Smile

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