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Just Shagging - no science, just sex, sex and more sex! The lazy way to make a baby, part 9 (we think!)

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babylann · 16/05/2012 21:28

Confused by all the TTC talk? OPKs? Taking your temperature?! Then this is the thread for you! We want babies the good old-fashioned way - through drunken, spontaneous shagging at any time of the month Grin. All you need is a man, Wine, ramekins and a batch of cheapo pregnancy sticks, and you're good to go! (Shag-capes and actual Sex optional)

The group is so successful that you can see the results for yourself in our graduates thread full of mamas who JSed their way to motherhood. Getting a BFP within a few weeks is known as "doing a kitten", and due to the secret and magical powers of the Just Shagging thread, this happens from time to time.

We have our own TTC language - EWCM is now known as "pant snot", AF is now "ERTD" (Evil red tide of DOOM!), OV is ovulation, and of course, JSing is Just Shagging!

Viroids is our name of choice, the reason is long since lost in the annals of time. If you really feel the need to take a test, Gu Ramekins are what all the classy birds are using. And of course, drinking is essential. Sometimes, we even remember to have sex Wink

Old thread is here if you want proof it works!

Come join us!

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topbannana · 27/06/2012 10:09

Should really make an effort and fire the laptop up when writing a post of such epic proportions, rather than attempting to use my phonebox :)

topbannana · 27/06/2012 10:10

Phonebox?! Phonebox?! WTF?!!

southlundon · 27/06/2012 11:27

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somethingwittynot · 27/06/2012 12:12

click on my profile on here! splodge is here!

fryingpantoface · 27/06/2012 12:31

What's your email and I'll add you?

Something, I think your.profile is private? It's unclickable

somethingwittynot · 27/06/2012 12:34

dam it i did make it open

somethingwittynot · 27/06/2012 12:42

right that should be done!

fryingpantoface · 27/06/2012 13:07

Aw!

somethingwittynot · 27/06/2012 13:10

heheh my little sac Grin

southlundon · 27/06/2012 13:28

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AWomanCalledHorse · 27/06/2012 13:47

Making new thread now, unless someone else wants to? We're a talkative bunch!

southlundon · 27/06/2012 13:54

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southlundon · 27/06/2012 13:56

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AWomanCalledHorse · 27/06/2012 14:03

New thread Enjoy...I see we're in the last 10 posts!

southlundon · 27/06/2012 14:38

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AWomanCalledHorse · 27/06/2012 14:40

Sex!! Sorry, 6 even Grin

southlundon · 27/06/2012 14:42

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AWomanCalledHorse · 27/06/2012 14:47

south, It's either my second or third thread. :(
We'll get ours soon!!

3..2....

topbannana · 27/06/2012 14:53

One to go!!

fryingpantoface · 27/06/2012 14:54

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