Just Shagging Part 10; No science or skill, JS at will!

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Welcome to the lazy way to make a baby, part 10!!

Just Shagging (JS) is ttc using ye olde shagging & crossing fingers methods, our tools are your body, OH’s body..urm some wine & lots of finger crossing.

All are welcome, most leave happy & upduffed! The last two threads have been very successful; thread 8 had 5 BFP’s, thread 9 had 6 BFP’s....so we’re due 7 BFP’s here, which means we all need to get shagging.

We don’t ‘do’; OPKS, taking temp or harcore charting...although it is nice to know when ERTD is due.
Which brings us to acronyms & slang;
AF=ERTD (Evil Red Tide Of Doom).
EWCM=Pant Snot
Getting a BFP soon after joining thread= Doing a kitten
You=Are a viroid, no idea why but it goes long back to the dawn of time.
DTD=JS or donning the Shag cape.
POAS=Sometimes referred to as PIAR (Pissing In A Ramekin), as we’re such classy ladies

Here is last thread for proof that it works, and that you can't shut us up grin

Here is the Graduates thread!

topbannana Wed 27-Jun-12 14:10:03

Ahoy there, checking in for later smile

Ahoy! <wishing I went for a nautical themed intro now> I used the first title I came up with, sorry to south, I couldn't find your suggestion (and now I just have, doh!).

southlundon Wed 27-Jun-12 14:37:16

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South, I added you :-)

New thread! This is the first one I check whenever I click in threads I'm on. Sad or what!

southlundon Wed 27-Jun-12 15:00:57

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grin doing it like something works! bent in half is best!

yeah its the tiny little blob on the right cant believe at my next scan there going to be a tiny little baby with a tiny little heart

topbannana Wed 27-Jun-12 15:26:39

Just to decorate the new thread, I shall tell you the conversation I have just had with DH (who you will know has the threat of a visit to the wank clinic hanging over his head) I have just left the Drs having had a mole removed from my back. I was describing the Dr, who is LOVELY and who I think DH would like (being as he will need to be forcibly dragged in, it makes sense that he actually likes the Dr)
Me: Yes he was lovely, I think you would like him
DH: Hmmm, perhaps I should ask to see him then
Me: He even shakes your hand when you leave
DH: (after a short pause and in a peevish voice) I bet he won't shake MY hand afterwards
Me: (unnable to speak through hysterical laughter)
DH: (after a dignified and slightly pained silence) Well I suppose I should be getting back to work then.

Not sure what struck me as so funny but its nice that I we can find humour in of our situation grin

vote for me! can you guys vote for my DS please so i can win a new changing bag grin

Ha ha ha

Done it something!

thanks! im being a tight arse but if i was to win i wouldnt need to shell out for a bigger one!

southlundon Wed 27-Jun-12 15:53:54

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southlundon Wed 27-Jun-12 15:55:22

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yeah thats my DS oh i will def go and like that page!

i need a massive changing bag

I'm still waiting for my fucking period to start. The implant was removed 14 days ago.

Im getting more and more bloated and Crampy and nothing is happening.

I'm on sodding slimming world and I'm sure all this bloating means I'm getting heavier.

so frustrated

frying, is there anypoint speaking to GP about it?
Hope it's just water weight & you're not getting bigger..how's the SW going?

I've just got my Shred DVD in the post, going to wait until I PIAR next week before starting working on my belly...plus I broke my bastard toe yesterday, and because I've still got fat feet from being pregnant (I guess after 6mth, they're never going down) I can't fit any of my shoes. Argh!

something, I got [http://www.amazon.co.uk/BabaBing-DayTripper-Deluxe-Paternity-Satchel/dp/B006LZWXHQ/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1340811851&sr=8-6 this] changing bag (after rabbit ate the straps on my fabby Boots club free one), it's got enough space for everything so should be good for 2 babies? I paid £40 for it on eBay.

top grin and it sounds positive, as in DH didn't run screaming from the suggestion of wank clinic. Hope it was just a benign mole?

Forgot to add shagging like something!? Arrrgh my stupid brain.
Hope work is going well south

I'd not thought about a gp. I'll make an appointment and see.

We have that changing bag! It's actually amazing. Flipping love it.

I also have that DVD. Shall we do it together?

SW is going ok, should have some kinda loss!

so so worried my SIL ( the lovely one) went to a&e this morning with vision problems. they did a scan and it turns out the baby is pushing so far into her spine its pushing spinal fluid into the brain. she only 18 weeks. i dont know if they would recommend a medical termintation or what?!

I have a dream...that one day I'll learn how to hyperlink, frying it's the best unisex one we've seen, can't see DH strutting about with one that says Yummy Mummy or some such shite.
Happy to start shred on Monday if you're up for it? I've got family over this weekend & I don't want to be huffing & puffing around the living room whilst my mum bitches about how fat I still am.
When's your SW meeting day?

something, I have no idea but that sounds horrible sad Hope it all works out for her. x

I get weighed every Thursday. Monday sounds good to me!

I don't have any answers, but my prayers are with her something x

thanks everyone

southlundon Wed 27-Jun-12 18:05:07

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grin Cheers south, stupid me has never realise what 'convert links automatically' means! To answer your question on last thread, not in Sydenham, used to live in Crystal Palace & have mates around there so I can often be seen trying to push a buggy up Gipsy Hill!
I shall PM you my fb details.

fingers crossed for tomorrow's weigh in frying & looking forward(!) to shredding with you!

something, is SIL still in hopsital? Fingers are crossed for her. xx

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