Just Shagging - no science, just sex, sex and more sex! The lazy way to make a baby, part 9 (we think!)

[babylann]

Confused by all the TTC talk? OPKs? Taking your temperature?! Then this is the thread for you! We want babies the good old-fashioned way - through drunken, spontaneous shagging at any time of the month . All you need is a man, , ramekins and a batch of cheapo pregnancy sticks, and you're good to go! (Shag-capes and actual Sex optional)

The group is so successful that you can see the results for yourself in our graduates thread full of mamas who JSed their way to motherhood. Getting a BFP within a few weeks is known as "doing a kitten", and due to the secret and magical powers of the Just Shagging thread, this happens from time to time.

We have our own TTC language - EWCM is now known as "pant snot", AF is now "ERTD" (Evil red tide of DOOM!), OV is ovulation, and of course, JSing is Just Shagging!

Viroids is our name of choice, the reason is long since lost in the annals of time. If you really feel the need to take a test, Gu Ramekins are what all the classy birds are using. And of course, drinking is essential. Sometimes, we even remember to have sex

Old thread is here if you want proof it works!

Come join us!

Wow. She sounds like my SIL!

she got pregnant to trap her man to! could you imagine mine and your SILs in the same room?

Well, I can safely say mine didn't do that.

I'd love to see them in the same room together!

yup he said he was going to leave and then bam shes pregnant.

Bloody hell.

I hate people like that. Sadly I know a few people who have done that.

What are your plans today?

my plans ivolve the out of hours gp! turns out my nice who i was with yesterday has slapped cheek disease! yours@

I know south, I feel bit bad for ranting here. Whoops

I'm in the middle of making a roast chicken dinner. I get paid on Tuesday, so I figured roast.chicken dinner means we can have left overs tomorrow.

Oh how cool is my life!

you gys want more?! aha i can give you more! she critises my parenting behind my back and slags me and DP off and expects us to treat her like shes our best freind. MIL let her move in even though she hates her and she said to DP move and he didnt so she went move and he didnt and then she went MOVE and he went a please wont go a miss and she said move before i stab you in the neck with a fork. she took over the whole house when she lived there and made it hell for everyone. she even accused MIL of stealing from her so she got kicked out she doesnt even let her DP help with DD but shes going to realise how much she needs him when DD2 comes along.

nope shes DP brothers fiance by mistake. DP brother got her a ring charm for her braclet for christmas and meant nothing by it but she took it as engagement

I know you weren't, South :-)

Flipping heck, that girl is a loon! You win the prize for craziest sil something!

she is a friggin loon! told my other SIL that if she doesnt breast feed her baby will get chickenpox and also if she doesnt breast feed the midwifes wil be horrible to her. talk about guilt trip just because my lovely SIL wants to ff

Thanks frying, if it is approved then there is a small ceremony at the court and then we will celebrate with family afterwards (am already having nightmares about how DS will react if it is turned down. It will not be pretty ) As for names, he already has DH's name as he refused to be known by his former name. His father readily agreed to that as well which I think works in our favour, along with the fact he pays no maintenence

And yes south you are absolutely right, I have been CRB checked to allow DH to adopt DS And we all know how cheap that is, I'm so glad to see my council tax is being wisely spent :)

Really going for it with the 's tonight, who knew I was such a sceptical soul?!

Top, thats a crazy system! So lovely your DH wants to formally adopt your DS tho, and that your DS is so keen too. Is there any reason it would be turned down? Good luck with TSW!

DH and I kicked off the good times this afternoon while DD was napping, forgot how nice afternoon sex is...

We are going to try EOD and maybe every day when pant snot arrives, not sure we will keep up with it, but thats the plan!

practicing yay for afternoon sex :o (not the same now DH and I have "proper" jobs!
So, not at all ready for TSW tomorrow so have decided to adopt a slatternly chic look so as not to give the aura of desperation. All well and good until the cat released a rabbit in the sitting room, should have ironed the damn creature earlier :o

Good luck today top!

Don't miss your stop South!

Today I'm mostly tidying up. My Mom is coming over tomorrow, first time we've seen her since Jan, and the flat is a mess. Ds has been refusing to nap during the day unless I'm holding him, so we're gonna try a gf routine. He's 9 months old now and used to nap like a dream!

Everyone else working today?

top, I hope DS gets his official dad asap, what a nightmare system! It all sounds fantastically positive & in your favour. DS's father sounds like mine, he's recently asked if I want to meet up with him (after 20 yrs of no contact)...I said no & he replied 'Oh, I get how busy you are with your DS' Nah mate, it's because you're a knob!

south, hope you didn't sleep-change & wake up in Margate...and your night out is awesome!

frying, our 6mnth old won't nap unless I rock him to sleep in the buggy...he refuses to be held unless he's being fed.

practising, afternoon delight is vair naice! Good luck on EOD!

I'm going out on a bit of a limb here...I think I'm either pregnant or very, very sick. Too early to test but I feel as shit as I did with DS. So I shall be starting the next thread & getting my BFP, oh yes it shall be mine.

its when i felt most normal i got my BFP!

Good luck horse!

horse please get your BFP! come and join us on the other side

Ooh how exciting horse have everything crossed for you here :)

TSW has been and gone and we have filled in a ruck of paperwork (where did I go to school, how is my mental health, when is my car due its MOT etc ) So apparently we have made fantastic progress considering we do not have a court date yet, only two visits to go, one from Cafcass and then court for the final decision. Hopefully they are looking at around 6 weeks- eeep! :o