Just Shagging - no science, just sex, sex and more sex! The lazy way to make a baby, part 9 (we think!)

[babylann]

Confused by all the TTC talk? OPKs? Taking your temperature?! Then this is the thread for you! We want babies the good old-fashioned way - through drunken, spontaneous shagging at any time of the month . All you need is a man, , ramekins and a batch of cheapo pregnancy sticks, and you're good to go! (Shag-capes and actual Sex optional)

The group is so successful that you can see the results for yourself in our graduates thread full of mamas who JSed their way to motherhood. Getting a BFP within a few weeks is known as "doing a kitten", and due to the secret and magical powers of the Just Shagging thread, this happens from time to time.

We have our own TTC language - EWCM is now known as "pant snot", AF is now "ERTD" (Evil red tide of DOOM!), OV is ovulation, and of course, JSing is Just Shagging!

Viroids is our name of choice, the reason is long since lost in the annals of time. If you really feel the need to take a test, Gu Ramekins are what all the classy birds are using. And of course, drinking is essential. Sometimes, we even remember to have sex

Old thread is here if you want proof it works!

Come join us!

Ah south your optimism has made me smile! And today is FRIDAY so I'm in a great mood too.

Somehow posted too early and lost the rest! Stupid phone. Anyway, it was all full of good wishes to the world and happy, going to be pregnant soon optimism!

Happy Friday everyone. Think we all deserve a nice tonight!
Hmm and some chocolate now you have put it in my mind (who am I kidding would have soon been on my mind anyway!

hmm silly strike through!

South, I could NEVER JS mid ERTD.... boak...

Does anyone actually do that?

I too am feeling quite horny and cant wait for the last few drops to go, looking forward to having my way with lovely DH, and I think he wants to try a bit harder this month, so should have a good few weeks!

Enjoy the optimistic phase, long may it last...
Just opening my bottle of ... cheers....

I have been known to JS mid ERTD - an orgasm does wonder for period pain! If its early on and in full flow, then we might play without any penetration, but midway we've gone for it on a towel and then straight into the shower!!!

Well its been a busy week at work so was feeling pretty sad as we hadn't JS'd properly since the weekend and I know the answer to getting pregnant is to have lots of sex. Anyway this morning we had a lovely time and I'm pretty certain there was plenty of the right sort of pant snot so I'm feeling positive again and will hope to jump on DP again tonight or tomorrow morning!

I will join with a and proffer round more helpings for everyone else...

Yay south for the work & double chocolate bonus! Love that DH 'accidently' bought extra chocolate, we all know what he's after!!

Practising, I luff JS on ERTD but DH hates it so it's a big no-no in Chez Horse.

Stuck, fingers crossed for a productive weekend JS! We've tried sticking to everyother day but DH is so tired/stressed/other after work I'll be surprised if I ever get my BFP>

DH has gone out with work tonight, so will be drunk tonight. Still, I'm on a promise, fingers crossed!

Just realised we're into the 900's, shall have to be starting a new thread soon;

So far we've had 6 BFP on this thread (In just over a month!), compared to to 5 BFP on thread 8, therefore we shall have 7 on the next thread...I'm going to have one of those, so there are 6 less for others

south, sounds awesome! Well done on second place, boo on the ERTD slowing you down.
We're watching the recorded quali for the f1 & then the footy.

ERTD got me this morning - so that is another 26 day cycle. I have been feeling awful for the past week after my allergic reaction to my shampoo and that left me run down and with a string of cold sores on my top lip (although at least only two of them blistered!)

So, suffice to say, there has been no JSing in this household for the last week and a bit so ERTD shouldn't really have been a big surprise - although it did get me down for a bit this morning.

Here we are revelling in the joy that is the Isle of Wight festival so the entire island was brought to a standstill on Thursday and ferries were backed up and the whole place is covered in mud! It is all great and most people are having a fabulous time.

Me? I spent last night with Richard Gere in his white uniform and this evening we are watching The Queen (I was living abroad at the time of Diana's death so is interesting - and warm and mudfree!)

South, I also.get heavy thighs! So glad it's not just me :)

Still waiting for DH to get in. He said it wouldn't be late, but I don't wanna go to bed before he gets in else we won't have sex. So I've just watched two episodes of How I Met Your Mother. Love that show

dysgu pre DS and Mirena coil I had a regular 28 day cycle (almost to the hour!) Surely this would mean you have more opportunities to conceive as you will OV more times in the year? I am now around 35 days which is less hassle but as far as conception goes would not be so great

Anyway no JSing here as DH has (after many years) rediscovered the joys of reading so we are sat in mutual silence while he ploughs through one of DS's Michael Morpurgo books (DH is very dyslexic and has not read for pleasure for years as it is so frustrating for him so I am weirdly pleased at the lack of JSing :)) So I am MNing away when I should be frantically tidying as "The Social Worker" is coming again on Monday and I have not descaled the plughole yet or ironed the cat. I am generally a sane and rational sort of person so why the appearance of "TSW" should have me in paroxysms of panic escapes me :o

you have to iron the cat!

so any more BFPs while ive been away? how is everyone?

stil waiting for my scan appt to come through the post but midwife on thursday! want to pull my nipples off! they itch and ache like a bitch. never had this with DS

Well, it was odd. It was an odd night.

He had gotten back at one, I'd already given up and had gone to bed. He came in and, I was vaguely awake, tried it on. We had a slight argument about how I was tired and didn't want sex. I ended up caving. He kissed me and I just knew something was wrong. He didnt taste right, if that makes sense? So I asked him about it, he didn't say anything, we had sex. As I knew something was wrong I didn't enjoy it at all. Didn't help that he didn't kiss me, or look at me at all. He fell asleep after and I was awake until half three trying to work out what he'd done and if he'd gone to a strip club again.

(The last time they went out from work they ended up at a strip/lap dancing club. He swears he didn't have a dance, and it was some time ago - talking at least 18 months- his mates did cocaine that night and when I found out we had a blazing row)

So after he fell asleep I kept thinking if he'd gone to the strip club again. I woke him up this morning, dumped the baby on him - literally- and asked him. He told me he'd had a fag and didn't want me to know. Idiot. I told him I'd been awake stressing about it, and didn't enjoy the sex, so now he feels awful and, after work, will be making it up to me :)

It was just so weird. He's promised he didn't do anything else I wouldn't approve of. I believe him, but think he's a dick at the minute. I should add that he doesn't smoke, just has random ones on nights out. I wouldn't have been mad if he'd told me, the Pratt.

So, that was my Glam story last night. Anyone else wanna share theirs?

be positive ladies though i was pretty depressed because i thought ERTD was coming how wrong was i. did a digi and it was just a relief to see that word "pregnant"

south DH is applying to adopt DS. Since he cannot remember his father (who happily agreed to adoption-nice man) and wants DH to adopt him you would think it would be straightforward but oh no... even I have had to be CRB checked (really?!) and we are about to start the "proper visits" tomorrow (papers already filed at the court) Quite nervewracking really
On the other hand we JS'd last night and it was lovely, today I am all smiley :)

my glam story from yesterday not. stuck at the twins birthday party ( my nieces) the bitch was there and she didnt even bother speaking to me. neither did my BIL her fiance by mistake felt uncomftable the whole time we were there and my nipples played up all day.

What's the story behind the evil sil?Have I missed it somewhere?

Top - that's brilliant! The man I call dad is actually my step dad. My mom had four kids when he married her, and they couldn't afford for him to adopt us all, so when we could, we all changed our name to his surname.
Its rubbish that it's not straightforward for you, but it'll be amazing when it's all signed! Are you gonna have a celebration when it's done?

Feel like I should add, that last night was a total one off. I'm not in the depths of emotional abuse or anything. I suffer from Stupid Husband Syndrome.

the story is shes a bitch! no one likes her and we had a bit of an argument. shes a shit stirring control freak who like to thinks shes better than everyone else and if you dont do things her way then your wrong. shes the biggest game player out there. i know hates a strong word but i never knew i could be so full of hatred for just one person.