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BESH Cassidy and the Nekkid-dance Kid - walk like John Wayne into our Wild West saloon. 

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Northey · 03/02/2012 11:12

TTC on the frontier of polite society . Shoot outs compulsory.

New joiners will be welcomed after completing the Beshtionnaire and showing us their blazing saddle.

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PhoenixFromTheFlames · 24/02/2012 19:35

....?

CaveMum · 24/02/2012 19:35

Eh????

PhoenixFromTheFlames · 24/02/2012 19:47

Um, euro? You have confuddled us!

KatAndKit · 24/02/2012 19:48

I'm so sorry about your cat dot that's really sad news.

Northey · 24/02/2012 20:25

dot, I'm so sorry. That's awful and heartbreaking. My beloved cat had to be put to sleep for similar reasons some years ago and I remember just how miserable it was.

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eurochick · 24/02/2012 22:06

I don't know what happened there. When I posted the last post was Cavey's "Have I broken Fred?" post. I was just agreeing!

Dor I'm so sorry to hear about your cat. :(

PhoenixFromTheFlames · 24/02/2012 22:16

Aah
Light bulb? Or lightbulb?

PhoenixFromTheFlames · 25/02/2012 08:53

Is it me or has it got quieter in here?

CaveMum · 25/02/2012 09:04

[peaks out from behind the bar, where she absolutely did not pass out stone cold drunk last night] Wink

PhoenixFromTheFlames · 25/02/2012 09:10

hair of the dawg cavey?

sinkingflameofhilarity · 25/02/2012 09:25

Morning ladies

Sorry to hear about your cat dor. Had to put mine to sleep in dec (just before Christmas :(). Hope he was v v old and had had a great life. Mine was a 21yr old, torn eared ex-stray who didn't really like people (other than me, of course), but I luffed him.

What's occurring then chaps? After last weeks success with the small child staying over, I'm off to see a little 10 day old girl today. Looking forward to a squeeze!

blonderthanred · 25/02/2012 09:27

My husband just went to have a wank in a pot at the hospital. I sent him the following text:

( . ) ( . )

Which he said arrived just at the opportune moment.

Northey · 25/02/2012 09:49

You wild west showgirl, blonde.

I have been having job interviews. And nOt getting the one I really wanted, it transpires.

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eurochick · 25/02/2012 09:52

That's brilliant Blonde. I must do the same next time.

PhoenixFromTheFlames · 25/02/2012 10:06

Genius blondie.
Ah boo Northus. Are there any you're waiting on?
I'm enjoying a leisurely morning before heading off for a bit of grooming. MSB is at work. Doing a bit of cleaning but I think the oven needs some Mr Muscle.
Think I'm about to ov, not had lots of the sechs but may have done enough

Northey · 25/02/2012 10:14

Yes, waiting to hear the result of one interview. And I've got two applications in elsewhere. In the meantime of course I an earning a crust wrangling up the cattle.

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CaveMum · 25/02/2012 10:28

Oh bum Northey, that sucks. Hope the other interviews have better results for you. Is there much about in terms of your area of expertise at the moment.

Blondie you hussy, you Wink

Northey · 25/02/2012 10:47

Not really...

And my new area of expertise (eating minstrels and watching old episodes of Jam and Jerusalem on YouTube) doesn't pay that well.

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FriendofDorothy · 25/02/2012 16:43

Don't ask me about cycles Bugs mine has totally gone to shit. Think FF has gone into meltdown over my contrary and difficult symptoms!

I am ok everyone although I keep crying at random times. I keep telling myself it is just a cat, but the fact is that she was not just a bloody cat, she was like my baby and I miss her. Bugger it.

BuggerlugsTheFirst · 25/02/2012 18:01

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Northey · 25/02/2012 18:11

dor, it's so rotten. Things like seeing a pile of clothes and thinking it's her and so on. It just catches you in the chest and it is miserable. You know you did the right thing, but I know that doesn't help with missing her. Poor soul, she was in pain but you made it stop for her. And one day it will hurt less for you.

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Northey · 25/02/2012 18:12

God, that sounds so trite. I'm sorry.

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PhoenixFromTheFlames · 25/02/2012 20:00

Here dor, have a pint of whisky my lovely.
bugs how do you feel in yourself? Timing sounds promising.