- Do you like gin? (This is compulsory, you must say 'Yes')
No I do not like gin at all. Have I fallen at the first hurdle?
- Men - are you a gold digger or a cradle snatching cougar?
Gold digging cradle snatching cougar.
- Baybee-making - to put a baybee in your tumtum, which hole do you use:
a) weewee
b) poopoo
c) foofoo
d) none, you just pray to the baby Jebus.
e) None, baybee making is strictly not allowed.
- Testing - when someone wonders if they should test for updiff (pg), do you:
a) bellow 'POAS!' at them non-stop and punch them repeatedly in the kidneys till they wet themselves anyway.
b) Sprinkle them with babydust and send them hugs and kisses on lickle baby angel wings.
a) harass them to POAS until police arrive with restraining order.
- Is R2D2:
a) an adorable robot from Star Wars.
b) the source of all evil.
Truly evil.
- what colour are your walls?
Rented apartment, so standard issue magnolia to the floor, with a nice border of scratch marks and pawprints.
- Number of pets?
DH's PFB cat
- Inappropriate (read: weird) crush of shame?
Bertie from Jeeves and Wooster
- Lesbian crush?
Anglelina Jolie in Gone In 60 seconds - I love the bit where she slides out from under the car!
- What are your views on camping?
Girl Guide Advanced Camper badge holder here!
- How much money have you spent on sticks you then urinate on?
i) Oh nothing, I'll probably catch first time and then get the doctor to confirm it.
ii) Over 100 quid
iii) I opened an account on ebay solely for the purpose of purchasing sticks
So far I've watched one pack of First Response reach their expiry date without ever seeing daylight and a second pack is going the same way as we speak. Have used three 99p cheapies and one Tesco brand stick a MN friend sent me in the post. Total wishful thinking on all occasions.