Wizard are playing and the tinsel is up. Come into the BESHmas office party for some inappropriate photocopying and brief, regretful relationships!

[AriesWithBellsOn]

Evening BESHes! Don your tinsel and Christmas tree earrings and dance into my office for some rocking around the Christmas Tree. First one to snog Brett from Accounts wins a glass of warm Country Manor and some Christmas snacks. May we getting SWI over the Festive Season and announce our wins in the New Year

In you come! Festive newcomers welcome - just search for and fill in the BESHtionnaire and submit for approval.

Boo, let NO ONE make you feel you didn't have enough Sechs. It's none of anyone else's business

Very sorry about droid, luvver :(. Don't worry about the missing two days of piss stix, like Katkin says. You could always, you know, shag anyways.

Well that was nice and easy! The doctor did dab ineffectually at me with some sort of cold wipe, but I was most distracted by the nurse with the massive torch aimed between my legs. How gloomy does it even get down there?!

Bah to pre-Christmas poverty impeding proper fertility menkulling, boodolf. You can always shag anyway, like rie says, for a Diffment of Unmonitored Randomness. Or ask your family to buy them for you for
Christmas :)

I'm glad you had an easy one, too Norfy!

BTW, I keep reading on other threads about how someone had a random unproducted shag 2 days before their period was due and magically ended up diffed. I can just about see how a shag a week before ov could result in a baybee because spaff can just hang around but how is it possible for one 10 days after ov to result in a baybee? Do you think they just forgot random earlier shag and only remembered the one close to their period because they didn't bleed a few days later and immediately thought back to that shag? Or was it their one long cycle in their lives so they caught ov? Or do you think we are doing it wrong by focusing around ov and just doing it whenever we like (i.e. not very much tbh) for the rest of the cycle? Those posts confuse me.

euro it is not biologically possible. Either they were having a very very late ovulation that cycle, they were lying about only the one unprotected shag, or lying to their partner and themselves about where they were in their cycle.
You only have 12-24 hours after ovulation to get that egg fertilised. So 48 hours on average after a positive ovulation test it ought to be game over for that month, and shagging no longer required.

The only reasons, in my opinion, to keep up the efforts are:

1. To fool the Mr into thinking you are always hot for it three times a week and therefore get him into the habit. When the crucial times come around, he won't know it is egg day, he will just think it's business as usual. Less chance of a sechsfail in my experience.

2. Because you want to have sex for fun. Which you might not want to do. You might have already had enough so called fun for the month.

3. you arent sure if you have ovulated or not.

Don't be confused. You were right. Some of these posts are just mental. The ESH know more about biology as we have been forced to study it in detail. I am astounded at how much I didn't know before I got my home study degree in the female fertility cycle. Until the age of 31 I was blissfully unaware of Luteinising Hormone.

boo my most loveliest friend who looks the absolute most scrumptiousest in a corset come here and let me envelope you; stamps,lid licking and everything. (nearly put flap,but that would just be roooooooooode) I'm so sorry,and especially for the mean hope demon. Hoping miniboo cuddles work their magic. Come and have a big rant any time,any where,any position.

Lovely Boo I echo what our mate the Mole has said. You are entitled to a mememememe post as you are always so supportive and kind and a general all round good egg. Sorry for the droid. Here, have this very large festive cocktail with a side order of smelly cheese as shit compensation.

I can confirm that Twatley hotel is Amazing. With a Capital A.

Moley my luff how are you? Boobs massive yet? Voming? Craving strange things, weeing?? (not entirely sure of what occurs when?!)

Back from Twatley!! did you take an amising photo of the pair of you by the sign?

Boo, any time you want some sympathy, gin, or anything else in there in the stationery cupboard, shout won't you? :( Do you want my hot water bottle? He's a sheep. I call him Mr Sheep.

We couldn't find a bloody sign. We did however eat our own body weight in food. Best Afternoon Tea Ever.

If I were rich I would have afternoon tea every day.

Oh aren't you lot just lovely? Big Xs for you all. Kat and Rie that is very good news indeed - I will set up el shagador and just wait till I can buy sticks to piss on. So it'll be 2 days I miss if I run to the shops sharpish on Wednesday morning.

I've been offered a month's full time work in January. I'm just trying to sort childcare but it's going to be a GODsend if it all works out. (That's my Pollyanna thought for the day).

OMG11!!!!!! Have just read fred properly. Northey that is a genius idea! My Mom still hasn't got me a Christmas present. I can get her to buy me some piss sticks. I'll tell her it's like investing in another grandchild. And I'll buy the bra I was going to ask her to buy me in the sale instead. Result!
Am glad that the whole procedure was non-painful and over in a flash by the way. Good stuff.

Molette my darling how are you? Are you coping with the early diffment menkul ok?

oooh, afternoon tea. We took my Mom a couple of weeks ago for her birthday and it was just lovely.

Fuck me, how I love clotted cream. Luckily it's available at every corner shop round here!

🍰☕💅😃 I have just found a new app!!

What does it all mean?

Oh bugger. I don't think it worked. < locks herself in cupboard >

Sunneeeeeee Come out! What did you want to show us?

It was meant to be pictures. Works on my bloody phone. < petulant>

Am going running in the cold now. Then for beer. Nice nice nice.

Mmmmmmmmmm. Beer.

Frosty that is admirable. I might try in the morning. Might.

Thanks, Kat. I understand the biology but keep stumbling across these threads and wonder if the biology teachers have got it all wrong somehow. We quite enjoy just having sff when we happen to feel like it post-ov rather than Duty Sex every day or every other day when I am egg laying. But those threads get me wondering whether we are wrong to be focusing on ov and then giving ourselves some time off for good behaviour.

I love the idea of pish sticks for Xmas. You have to give a completely OTT "just what I always wanted" when you open them.

I want to go to Twatley now.

Royally fucked off.

Who has fucked you off dor , pliz to denounce them for ritual kicking.

bugs you are doing great being back at work. Only a few days and then you'll have xmas off. Stick in there :)

Am amused at idea of opening piss sticks under the xmas tree. I don't think Boots will be marketing the special gift pack just yet though!

Who's putting virtual money on barbie laying on Xmas day? A special ESHnativity scene.

Why, dor? What's up? Fuckers, whoever/whatever they are.