Wizard are playing and the tinsel is up. Come into the BESHmas office party for some inappropriate photocopying and brief, regretful relationships!

[AriesWithBellsOn]

Evening BESHes! Don your tinsel and Christmas tree earrings and dance into my office for some rocking around the Christmas Tree. First one to snog Brett from Accounts wins a glass of warm Country Manor and some Christmas snacks. May we getting SWI over the Festive Season and announce our wins in the New Year

In you come! Festive newcomers welcome - just search for and fill in the BESHtionnaire and submit for approval.

Ich kann ein bisschen deutsch sprechen auch.

Spelling it not so easy though.

Any Russian speakers? Ya labloo xodit ve bar.

Er...I love something? I learned Russian for a year. I have forgotten practically all of it, apart from the word for life which sounds like jisom.

PS do you know what autocorrect tries to make of jisom? Jason!

Is it just me, or is the thread on annoying lyrics of a piss poor net mum standard, and full of not terribly bright, smug annoying people who have missed the point of what could potentially been a gem of a thread. It's made me extraordinarily angry.

Questa sera devo andare al cinema, per vedere il Sherlock Holmes Duo, ma sono stanco. Spero che non fall asleep nell cinema.

Ooooh, and I got two free tickets visa see film first for War Horse on Sunday. Score.

lefois I totally got your friends ref

HiLAIRious gripe, Cunty! Are you hormonal, my love? The opening salvo was quite good though.

I am watching Ice Road Truckers. I luff Lisa. She is hard as fukin nails innit?

Mercy buckets.
^i luff to go to the pub' I did GCSE Russian for a year in sixth form. I got a C. I was chuffed simply to pass. It was hardcore. Group of 12 started, 4 by the end of the academic year and the other 3 had done intro to Russian before.

What the fuck language is that, pray? Portuguese? Romanian?

I haff a splinter in my finger. Tra la la la laaaah

Anyone got snow? We still have gales and hail.

Rydw i'n hoffi gwylio rygbi a'r y teledu. Dw i'n hoffi Meic Phillips.

It's Italian isn't it?

Where iz you rie? We haff rain here. It iz cold.

I have GCSE Italian. welsh, on the other hand, is specially made to make all the non welsh people feel inadequate, and it totally works. Harry is tucked up in bed upstairs-big day tomorrow, he needs his rest, and I'm off to spend quality time with mr rdj (which hilariously was just auto corrected to ESH on my iPod!) all's well with the world. Will pop in later for film review.

where's boo? I wanted her to start a conga with me.

Mmm j'aime le co-op rue de rocky gelee du chocolate.

Cunting Droid.

Hier bin ich, in baum.

CUNTING droid :( The droid gang

"in baum" Isn't a baum a tree?

Arsebiscuitry of the highest degree coolsunning :(

I can't do the conga - I have to go to bed. I am BONE tired and I'm working in my friend's shop tomorrow.

Shitty shitty shit. It wears me out all this hoping & disappointment.

Anyway I have winegums. It's not all bad.

Stoopid fucking droid.

"Wishin'...and hopin'...."

So sorry Sunny. It's exhausting isn't it? The hoping?

and the resigned pulling up of socks. Wallow dear heart, with your wine gums XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (oh I know... but do I give a toss?).

Look at all those kisses!

Come into the stationery cupboard, Sunny dear. Actually I think we should resurrect the Pit.

Yes. And even when I decide to give up hoping I still can't help hoping.

Yes The Pit!!! I'm bringing Matthew McConahay or however you spell it.

It's all shitty.

Can I also day that I would like to punch those women I know on FB who are moaning about being pregnant (esp. when they took a little while to get pregnant). Ungrateful fucking bitches!