Wizard are playing and the tinsel is up. Come into the BESHmas office party for some inappropriate photocopying and brief, regretful relationships!

[AriesWithBellsOn]

Evening BESHes! Don your tinsel and Christmas tree earrings and dance into my office for some rocking around the Christmas Tree. First one to snog Brett from Accounts wins a glass of warm Country Manor and some Christmas snacks. May we getting SWI over the Festive Season and announce our wins in the New Year

In you come! Festive newcomers welcome - just search for and fill in the BESHtionnaire and submit for approval.

Oui oui oui! Such a bon idee! And imagine all the amusing autocorrects we'll have!

As soon as I write anything in another language, red squiggly lines appear under all the English words, as though Safari imagines I have switched my mother tongue.

I got an A in my GCSE French 15 years ago but have sadly hardly spoken it since!

I can just about read some basics but not much else. I keep meaning to take an evening class, or get one of those Rosetta Stone things to refresh myself. I'm sure it would all come back to me after a bit of practise!

The BESH should learn Franglais for a Fred. Would be tres amusant. je sechse, tu sechses, nous sechsons, vous sechsez, etc. We could come up with such tips as "allez pisser sur un stick".

I like the very "shagger"

Je shagge
tu shagges
il/elle ??? (j'ai oublié)
nous shaggons
vous shaggez
ils/elles ???? (j'ai oublié that too)

However on the plus side, j'ai trouvé the gr button on the pc.

VERB not very

il/ elle shagge

ils/ elles shaggent

J'aime le Fred francaise mais je detest the stupid fucking FB 'like' button.

As you were, BESHinas.

Ok Ok, let's not forget we're still at my office party Will anyone come into the stationery cupboard with me and Dor?

I see that Karen Gillan is leaving Dr Who. I am therefore, selflessly, putting myself forward to help Matt Smith out in his hour of need. I am also willing to help out on set, and therefore save the Beeb some money, by assisting the wardrobe department in undressing Mr Smith

Ding Dong Rie!!

I have definitely got that Friday feeling now!

What's with the name change making? You menkul?
I had to work on the ward today. I am a broken woman. Tfi Friday.
Je ne comprends pas......
Now, who doesn't want gin?

It is not nécessaire to speak le franglais. You can just put in le and la at random.

Toot de la fruit!
Me poo poo!

This thread is making me laugh my head off.

Another link. Apparently women who delay motherhood, as well as being bitter/barren, evil selfish hags, also cost the NHS more!! The fact that an older mother has probably paid far more into the system taking care of her than a 24 year old seems to have escaped the Daily Hate's notice.

That's hilarious [fgrin ]
Je suits fatigued.

Someone explain the likes FB debacle to a very tired, fuzzy headed faith please.

rie I looked at that and got a pop up Dear iPad user, would you like to download the Daily Mail app? errr...

I never did French. Sprechen sie Deutsch anyone?

Ja. Ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch.

Ich habe Durchfall.

You need a doctor for that then. Schnell.

Banjour, comme tchi que l'affaire va?

A la perchoine.

Ich habe eine swchester.
In support of the continental twist to fred, we are watching aide Hard. Officially the start of Christmas.