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Wizard are playing and the tinsel is up. Come into the BESHmas office party for some inappropriate photocopying and brief, regretful relationships!

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AriesWithBellsOn · 09/12/2011 17:02

Evening BESHes! Don your tinsel and Christmas tree earrings and dance into my office for some rocking around the Christmas Tree. First one to snog Brett from Accounts wins a glass of warm Country Manor and some Christmas snacks. May we getting SWI over the Festive Season and announce our wins in the New Year

In you come! Festive newcomers welcome - just search for and fill in the BESHtionnaire and submit for approval.

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AriesWithBellsOn · 16/12/2011 22:22

Easy Doris.

Mmmmm....Matthew McConnaughy. Oooh that roguish twinkle in his eye and those FABULOUS abs!

I know that hoping feeling: "Oh it's the droid. Shit - game over. Oh hang on....it's very light and spotty. Maybe it's the fabled implantation bleed. It's been going on two days. Maybe I should test! Fuck. It's the fucking Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I won't bother testing after all."

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HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby · 16/12/2011 22:23

frosticle I know exactly what you mean.
Actually dory I know exactly what you mean too.

HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby · 16/12/2011 22:27

oh I looked on the normal MN website cos I'm always on the mobile and find the fb like button. Can't generally see it so won't be pressing it

NoraNoraNora · 16/12/2011 22:30

I am experimenting with a name change.... tis I, Doris.

What do you think?

SantasCave · 16/12/2011 22:33

[roundhouse kick to droid]

I'm rather pissed! I've been at the wine as HWHNN is at a Christmas do at work so is not coming home till tomorrow. I'm enjoying myself skipping through old episodes of Buffy. I would most definitely do Spike [sways a little]

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AriesWithBellsOn · 16/12/2011 22:42

RDJ is on Graham Norton!!!

Nora are you suddenly paranoidly in disguise? Grin

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NoraNoraNora · 16/12/2011 22:55

Too right. Ever since I saw that damn Facebook Like think up there.

FrostytheSunshine · 16/12/2011 23:11

I'm going to bed hags. I know I have a million things to be thankful for but I am angry & sad & pissed off with all this. I know I will feel better in the morning

Night y'all.

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AriesWithBellsOn · 17/12/2011 10:32

Sunny? Sunny? How are you this morning, luffly pal?

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HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby · 17/12/2011 10:34

nor I like it...is there a Christmassey spin?

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AriesWithBellsOn · 17/12/2011 10:37

Nor sounds quite like Dor doesn't it? Let's call her Ra.

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FrostytheSunshine · 17/12/2011 12:16

I am ok now. Sleep and vigorous exercise have calmed me down. And we are going to Twatley tomorrow so I plan to drink cocktails & expensive wine. Fuck the droid.

I luff the name Nora. It's on my list of potentials.

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AriesWithBellsOn · 17/12/2011 12:23

I want to go to Twatley. Just for amusement value.

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NoraNoraNora · 17/12/2011 12:42

No Christmassy spin as I generally can't be arsed!

FriendofDorothy · 17/12/2011 12:46

Or how about this one?

I quite like it for 3 reasons...

  1. My Gran was called Dorothy (although we called her Gran Nora!)
  2. I am a friend of many homosexuals
  3. It can still be shortened to Dor, therefore avoiding confusion!

So, I need a vote.... do I keep FriendofDorothy or go for NoraNoraNora?

FrostytheSunshine · 17/12/2011 13:22

Nora

HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby · 17/12/2011 16:38

Yes Nora.
I am visiting the Nan in law. Matriarch of the family. Adores MSB he is who he turns to since his mother is estranged fortunately she luffs me because she knows how much I luff him Xmas Grin dinner out tonight. I might have steak....

blondechristmas · 17/12/2011 18:14

Frosty me too, it's top of our list.

However I vote FriendOfDorothy.

Itwasonastarrymole · 17/12/2011 19:04

Sorry frosties I tried to write heartfelt and violent in the right places post last night,but phone wouldn't let me. Here are tardy strokes and kungfu kicks. Have an awesome time down there in twatland x

Rdj is unshaven but awesome-though I could have gone a wee bit more chest hair.

I can smell Harry J from here.

FrostytheSunshine · 17/12/2011 20:24

Thanks StarryMole I'm going to get my nails done in an attempt to make me look a bit more like a girl.

I've done one hour of exercise today and then vegged on the sofa for the rest of it. Watched 2 crap Christmas films and am now watching Potter. I want crisps. I may have to leave the sofa to go to the shop.....

HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby · 17/12/2011 20:52

I never have nice nails. Never seems any point if I have to remove all trace for work. I did have gel ones for our wedding. Felt sooper glamorous! Enjoy, our frosty one.

Itwasonastarrymole · 17/12/2011 21:04

did you watch Mrs Miracle?

I cried at the vt intros in Strictly. Am truly beyond help.

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AriesWithBellsOn · 17/12/2011 21:06

That's what the Beeb are trying to make you do Starry

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AriesWithBellsOn · 17/12/2011 21:07

I've got AWFUL stomach cramps :( Feels like I'm blowing up like a balloon :( This is happening a lot lately. Poor MrA. Poor me.

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FrostytheSunshine · 17/12/2011 21:11

Yes Mole - blardy loved it. And then A Christmas Carol.

Rie have you tried any remedies? I am a walking oracle on stomach & digestive ishoos. Hit me with your queries.

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