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Wizard are playing and the tinsel is up. Come into the BESHmas office party for some inappropriate photocopying and brief, regretful relationships!

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AriesWithBellsOn · 09/12/2011 17:02

Evening BESHes! Don your tinsel and Christmas tree earrings and dance into my office for some rocking around the Christmas Tree. First one to snog Brett from Accounts wins a glass of warm Country Manor and some Christmas snacks. May we getting SWI over the Festive Season and announce our wins in the New Year

In you come! Festive newcomers welcome - just search for and fill in the BESHtionnaire and submit for approval.

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HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby · 15/12/2011 22:29

Note to self: must read posts back before pressing post message!

HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby · 15/12/2011 22:31

boo enjoy the bath.

baublelugs82 · 15/12/2011 22:32

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HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby · 15/12/2011 22:32

the cheek of her!

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AriesWithBellsOn · 15/12/2011 22:53

I have just realised something awful. In the thread title, I wrote regretful when I meant regrettable. Oh the disgrace BlushBlushBlush

That's at least three faux pas on one thread. What's the plural of faux pas? Kat? KAT???

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Truffkin · 15/12/2011 23:03

I'm good thanks, as is the mini me. Thanks for asking.

I also love Moulin Rouge and have caught the end of it. I do suit a corset, but am large of buzzwam, so supporting the theory. I really like McGregor in it but have seen him in that motorbike thing and he seemed like a right cock.

MadameBoodolf · 15/12/2011 23:09

I meant to put before I went into the bath. However, I have just emerged from said bath (having used one of my bath bombs), and I smell gorgeous so I present myself for motorboatage.

Lugs, my friend got the supplies but I'll ask her for you.

MadameBoodolf · 15/12/2011 23:10

oh and Rie - it stays the same.

Awayinamangercooper · 15/12/2011 23:12

I am still here lurking! Just been for office night out at local curry restaurant. After a few drinks my new boss started telling me I should have a baby. What a brilliant idea.

Ah well at least I can still fit into my large corset collection. Came back a bit worse for wear on the vino and asked DH if we could have a baybee but he said no.

Baublugs that sounds very dangerous!

SantasCave · 15/12/2011 23:39

Evening all, just got in from a Christmas bash which was, coincidentally Moulin Rouge themed! They had a fabulous cabaret girly dolled up in a corset, bustle, fishnets and stilettos. Very burlesque, but tasteful like. An amazing voice too!

I own 2 corsets, a cheapy Ann Summers job and a gorgeous black satin Vollers corset with steel boning that cost me just £40 on EBay instead of almost £300 from the maker! Haven't worn either for a long time, the Vollers one is very much a 2 man job to get into.

I have a gorgeous photo of me in it from a "boudoir" photoshoot I did as a wedding pressie for HWHNN. Elbow length gloves, feather boa, the works Grin

Right, bed time for me: got the office Christmas lunch tomorrow and haven't wrapped my Secret Santa pressie yet!

blackteaplease · 16/12/2011 00:03

I've just got back from xmas do which was booze themed. Secret santa also gave me booze. I have talked bollocks at my colleagues for the last 2 hours. Never mind, I am now off til New Year.

Just read Santas cave, very definitely no burlesque at my xmas do. just two hugs off sleazy colleague and one hand stroke from a random who was sent home by bar staff

KatAndKit · 16/12/2011 08:16

The plural of faux pas is faux pas. Pas is the noun in the sentence. Being as it alrealy ends in S, it doesn't need an extra one to make it plural. Grammar lesson over, back to your breakfasts! boo gets the gold star for getting the answer right.

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AriesWithBellsOn · 16/12/2011 10:27
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AuntieDoris · 16/12/2011 10:57

I think I am here but probably slumped under a desk this morning. Feeling shattered!

MadameBoodolf · 16/12/2011 11:01

I got an A at GCSE and a B at A-level in French Kat . I was going to study French at university but I changed my mind. Still love to speak it though.

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AriesWithBellsOn · 16/12/2011 11:05

Oh come on in, Dor. "Tired" won't win you a baybee you know
neither will BESHmas stationery cupboard action but never mind

Bonjour la classe. Asseyez-vous maintenant. Ecoutez-moi.

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AriesWithBellsOn · 16/12/2011 11:09

BESHes - THIS IS AN ORDER. If any of you "like" this page and therefore open us up to the world by exposure on your FB page, I will hunt you down. Oh yes.

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AriesWithBellsOn · 16/12/2011 11:10

(Faux pas Number Four - that clearly wasn't an order but a threat)

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SantasCave · 16/12/2011 11:16

[salutes Rie]

I'm all glammed up for the office Christmas lunch. Got a lively swishy dress on and my luffly 4" black stilettos (I have a shoe fetish!) so of course it is chuffing freezing and snowing! I shall be a tad cold walking up to the restaurant Xmas Grin

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AriesWithBellsOn · 16/12/2011 11:18

4 inches!!! Shock

Now, no inappropriateness with Darren from Artificial Insemination. I know you racehorse types. I've read Jump.

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AuntieDoris · 16/12/2011 11:34

Oh I hadn't even noticed this like thing... would that mean it might appear on my FB newsfeed?

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AriesWithBellsOn · 16/12/2011 11:37

Yes! And everyone would then be able to see it! STEP AWAY FROM THE LIKE.

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AuntieDoris · 16/12/2011 11:41

Ooo that's a BAD thing! I might have to consider a name change as I am know as Auntie Doris elsewhere too and I am not sure I wish to be connected too much!

SantasCave · 16/12/2011 11:41

[slaps thigh with whip]

Xmas Wink
eurochick · 16/12/2011 11:54

Faith I love the idea of a ttc warning. We never had a sechs fail before ttc, but I guess that was because we only ever did it when we were both in the mood and not because some stupid pish stick said we had to.

Bauble I am in awe of your arty craftyness. I am rubbish at anything like that. I am an international disputes lawyer. Hence all the travel and daft hours (although this year really hasn't been too bad at all - only Paris, Dusseldorf, DC, Dublin and Brussels for work and probably around 5 weeks away from home in total, all thankfully around non-ov time!).

I like draf. I might adopt that. We have taken to saying Greenwhag rather than Greenwich because for some reason our old phones would always autocorrect to this (Greenwhag of course being a far more common word that Greenwich...). Tis funny how these things come about.

tea I think booze-themed Xmas dos are the best. My place is so tight we are having ours in January. Fckers.

The like thing is simply dreadful. Clearly MN don't understand that the thing a lot of people like most about internet forums is the anonymity.

Maybe we should have a french class themed fred next? I am another francophile. I lived there for a year for university and then worked in Sprouts for a while for a French firm. My written and spoken French is now dreadful as I am really out of practice. it used to be really good. In fact my first ever published article was written in French! I couldn't manage that now. I can still read it well though. In fact I have a French novel in my bag right now for the commute.