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Wizard are playing and the tinsel is up. Come into the BESHmas office party for some inappropriate photocopying and brief, regretful relationships!

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AriesWithBellsOn · 09/12/2011 17:02

Evening BESHes! Don your tinsel and Christmas tree earrings and dance into my office for some rocking around the Christmas Tree. First one to snog Brett from Accounts wins a glass of warm Country Manor and some Christmas snacks. May we getting SWI over the Festive Season and announce our wins in the New Year

In you come! Festive newcomers welcome - just search for and fill in the BESHtionnaire and submit for approval.

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baublelugs82 · 15/12/2011 21:46

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MadameBoodolf · 15/12/2011 21:57

Corsets look fab on everyone lugs - trust me.

Wierdly - I think my ex was secretly gay.

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AriesWithBellsOn · 15/12/2011 21:58

Er......I would look awful in a corset!

What's everyone up to this eve?

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AuntieDoris · 15/12/2011 22:03

I would look fabulous in a corset, but I would definitely have my tits resting on my chin!

I have done bugger all tonight. Just listening to the wind - we are predicted me force 10 gales tonight!

MadameBoodolf · 15/12/2011 22:03

No, you wouldn't.

MadameBoodolf · 15/12/2011 22:03

OH NO - awful x-post - that was to Rie and not Dor!!!111!!! :o

baublelugs82 · 15/12/2011 22:03

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HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby · 15/12/2011 22:04

I had a corset from H&M. I made my buzzwams look fabulous.
I have made a potato all get, barely even getting up, you know, leaving it til the last minute to pee cos I can't be arsed to satns up. Naice.

HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby · 15/12/2011 22:05

it not I.

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AriesWithBellsOn · 15/12/2011 22:05

Draf. Draf.

Yes, that works.

HILARIOUS cross post Boo!

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FrostytheSunshine · 15/12/2011 22:07

I'm in the pub. No more work until January.

Nice to see Salty in here.

AuntieDoris · 15/12/2011 22:07

Heheh. Funny x-post.... although I might look like Widow Twanky!

HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby · 15/12/2011 22:08

Brilliant x posts :) comedic timing...
We are quite chatty tonight.
What happened to supercooper? Are you lurking? Waiting for the shagging at the right time furore to die down? Or scared off forever?
I am luffing draf....MSB and I say 'luff you lots like giraffe spots' instead of leopard cos we're rnadom from now on I will be thinking draf.

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AriesWithBellsOn · 15/12/2011 22:08

Arf at Widow Twanky.

Pubbage eh, Sunny? You have broken up! Have a good time xxx

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blondechristmas · 15/12/2011 22:09

I like draf a lot.

I sometimes say Weasdag instead of Wednesday because my little brother wrote it like that on a postcard when he was little.

MadameBoodolf · 15/12/2011 22:11

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<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=XDf&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&biw=1280&bih=671&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6uPA1lD0366kbM:&imgrefurl=www.ihavenet.com/The-Duchess-movie-review-michael-phillips.html&docid=ZQ9uMJrUW6nLQM&imgurl=www.ihavenet.com/images/The-Duchess-movie-starring-Keira-Knightley.jpg&w=300&h=300&ei=G3DqTpKXNYqf8gO6x_HpCQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=467&vpy=170&dur=162&hovh=225&hovw=225&tx=99&ty=111&sig=109953729504754062520&page=1&tbnh=134&tbnw=134&start=0&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Knightley

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9YK&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&biw=1280&bih=671&tbm=isch&tbnid=HwZtFeBvQiPRXM:&imgrefurl=tvmoviesimages.blogspot.com/2011/05/kirsten-dunst-as-marie-antoinette.html&docid=cdfILOO2IVV6GM&imgurl=1.bp.blogspot.com/-3dqO8rUtKJo/Tc41yxYmcvI/AAAAAAAABIM/VZ9-FRjEfwk/s1600/marie_antoinette_screen2_large.jpg&w=1400&h=933&ei=U3DqTtrlEcj14QTFmLmZCQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=538&vpy=348&dur=1717&hovh=183&hovw=275&tx=108&ty=89&sig=109953729504754062520&sqi=2&page=1&tbnh=132&tbnw=176&start=0&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:8,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Kirsten

All these have small breasts and look fab in a corset. So there. :o

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AriesWithBellsOn · 15/12/2011 22:12

But they're them and I'm me

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baublelugs82 · 15/12/2011 22:14

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MadameBoodolf · 15/12/2011 22:17

What they do os, they make the breasts look bigger because they cinch the waist in. Look at Tilda in Narnia. Although that costume looks vair uncomfortable.

Anyway - I don't mean to be evangelical about them. I just think you'd look beaut!

MadameBoodolf · 15/12/2011 22:21

I have just laughed like a drain at Faith's potato statement. Was that an auto correct thing?

baublelugs82 · 15/12/2011 22:21

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HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby · 15/12/2011 22:24

Sound drunk don't I? I have made like a potato....as in stuck to the couch. Can't be arsed to stand up. So I have been glued to the couch watching E4 comedy. Has been nice. Clearly can't work the iPad.

HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby · 15/12/2011 22:25

Ooh sexy chrimbo cooking. I like it.

baublelugs82 · 15/12/2011 22:26

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MadameBoodolf · 15/12/2011 22:26

Ooohhhhh - as in 'make like a tree and get out of here?'.

I'm going to make like a mermaid and get in the bath.

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