Wizard are playing and the tinsel is up. Come into the BESHmas office party for some inappropriate photocopying and brief, regretful relationships!

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Evening BESHes! Don your tinsel and Christmas tree earrings and dance into my office for some rocking around the Christmas Tree. First one to snog Brett from Accounts wins a glass of warm Country Manor and some Christmas snacks. May we getting SWI over the Festive Season and announce our wins in the New Year

In you come! Festive newcomers welcome - just search for and fill in the BESHtionnaire and submit for approval.

Don't do medical doctor's questions bugger. Just so you know.

It was at the Court of Appeal. I walked past Freshfields to get back to my office after court. They are just up the road.

Let's throw Huge Ackman into the mix on the sole condition he can be shared
I'd like to add in this fella but only in that film. Such a gorgeous man/character. And Amati Sailing, feels nawty and wrong because he plays a teenager but is in fact, my age. And finally, let's add a dollop of Harry Jude. He's always been my favourite
We have made appointments to view some rentals houses. The girl form one company insisted we see it in the light, she can't offer us a weekend appointment...we can't do before 4.30 cos of work. She said we should leave work early I explained that was taking liberties after how understanding both our works were last week so we compromised on 4.30pm tomorrow
Well done eur! Excellent win!
MSB is out on the lash tonight. Dread to think what state he will be in when he rolls in tonight tomorrow morning? sh well, he doesnt do it very often...

I lov Michael Vartan but I fancy him most as Vaughan in Alias. Loved that series. Jennifer Garner is one of my girl crushes.

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Mmm house to self....I'm scoffing yet more chocolate. I'm going to have a bath in a bit and drink a cider. Lush.

Harry Judd will be arriving down the road from me anytime. Is it a little bit wrong that I have contemplating going down to the Tower and sitting outside til I see him?

Just had the sechs fail.

Fortunately as I'm not ovulating and on CD51, I guess it doesn't fucking matter.

dies a little inside

Don't worry, I'm a great kisser
Seriously, that sucks. Sechs fails are always gutting, regardless of where you are in your cycle. Seriously, I think ttc should come with a warning: caution: may cause sechs fail

Hello I haven't been here in about a thousand years but I do stalk sometimes because there are lots of people in here who I love an awful lot. The recent comments have made me so VERY cross. The lack of any empathy or apology has made me even crosser.
It is the height of arrogance to assume that commenting on someone else's situation in such a judgey way is in any way acceptable. Especially when doing it from the position of already having children, in the full knowledge that this is what that other person wants more than anything.

I just wanted to say that.

My lovely Salty. How's the gusset these days? Still awash?

Come on then bauble... let's cop a feel in the cupboard ;)

Ooh Faith what a lovely offer. This is even better than my real office party (we don't have a stationery cupboard and anyway it was in a karaoke bar in Camden). Baublicious don't you sneak in there first... well... go on then, as long as there's still room for me.

Hi Salty. S'been a while. Very pleased to have stumbled upon your good news a while back. :) Keeping all fingers and toes crossed for you.

Is Harry Judd that cute one from Strictly?

ps greetings Salty

Oh, I don't feel unwelcome in the slightest bugs. Don't know why I would really - I have already imparted my views on the subject, and as I said then, I make no apologies for them!

I just wanted to pop in to drop off this festive platter of rum truffles and coffee flavoured Baileys.

Actually I also wanted to say that we had very well-timed sex for at least 9 months (and I knew this because I was charting) and it was trudgingly depressing when droid turned up every month. The month I got my win we did nothing different and I ovulated early so it was a random SFF wot did it - go figure!?

I know that doesn't mean anything to anyone but I felt compelled to share.

Crikey, you lot are far too creative for my liking . I have no creative skills. I can tinkle the ivories and sung a bit. In fact, since it's a party I'll do my usual drunk trick..

Help me with my piss stick dilemma BESH. All of the cheapies and cbd were ruined in the smokiness. Now the droid is expected Christmas Eve...obviously I don't expect like to be that miraculous since MSB hasn't started his treatment yet, but of course I am menkul thinking it could be an ironic win. Do I order cheapies? to arrive at the smokey house or cringe, at my Dad's or just buy some middle ones just in case next week? Like send MSB to Superdrug?

Moulin Rouge is one of my favourite films of all time. My friends went to see it on their first date and had a Moulin Rouge themed wedding. It was ACE - and that was what started our love affair with corsets.

Oh yes, I luff Moolin Rouge. I had it on DVD one I need to replace that one.
Our stationery cupboard is not great either...I prefer the BESH one.
Yes how is mini truffers? How are you truffs?