Wizard are playing and the tinsel is up. Come into the BESHmas office party for some inappropriate photocopying and brief, regretful relationships!

[AriesWithBellsOn]

Evening BESHes! Don your tinsel and Christmas tree earrings and dance into my office for some rocking around the Christmas Tree. First one to snog Brett from Accounts wins a glass of warm Country Manor and some Christmas snacks. May we getting SWI over the Festive Season and announce our wins in the New Year

In you come! Festive newcomers welcome - just search for and fill in the BESHtionnaire and submit for approval.

Work party. Bit blurry. Lost friend. Shoes hurt. Home now.

Stationary is standing still, stationery is whatcha get from WHSmith.

For us, even though we've been having unprotected sechs for 2 years now, since we knew about the low sperm count/lack of rapid swimmers we eased off and haven't been trying but we've always dtd ie I've lured MSB into bed around the right time just in case bar one cycle. But actually not overdoing it might help with the poor SA.
No, it's not easy to ttc when staying with relatives/living in a different place to your OH but we all make a fair effort. If there is a sechs fail, it's incredibly disheartening for the couple...being told by someone else they'd 'make sure they dtd around their fertile times' makes me feel even more of a failure because sometimes it we just couldn't :(
Anyways, good morning all. Only 7 working days til Christmas annual leave

Why am I up at this time of the morning??? Grrrrr

So blondie did you photocopy your boobs or do anything norty in the stationery cupboard then? 3am posting indicates you must have had a good time to still be up by then! Hope you don't have to be up early this morning.

good work on new job drom I have also claimed all manner of things at job interviews. I am shockingly disorganised too.

A good way to remember stationary/stationery thing is that e is for envelope.

Or e is for ecstatic fumblings.

Morning everyone, apologies for absence [waves note from my mum] Busy old few days recently.

Got a Crimbo party to go to tonight. Got to be on ver best behaviour as I am representing my company at one of these corporate dos.

Just to chuck my tuppence into the sechs debate, sometimes it just ain't possible to dtd at the right time. HWHNN works away from home, 200 miles away, and sometimes it just isn't physically possible for us to get together. The last time we tried it he was so knackered that we had sechs fail.

Anyhoo, welcome to blacktea, you pass muster [deludes self that she has any influence]

Blimey, it got a bit heated in here last night. I'm going to avoid the sechs debate as I am new and a coward. Hope you all make friends again soon.

Thanks for the welcome, please drink my gin for me. I'm off to my work's xmas do tonight and not so dh spent between 4.45 and 6.00 coughing. I am going to be a super light weight tonight. Oh well, there's always one and this year it'll be me.

Morning laydeesss. I am fucking knackered this morning - although we managed to do the sechs last night - it always seems to late at night though and then I am shattered in the morning!

It's blowing a hoolie over here - the sea looks like it is a washing machine of bubbles today!

That's nice of you, Bugger, however my journey hasn't been shite particularly. I haven't had an mc (haven't had a BFP in fact), I haven't had an ectopic, I haven't had all sorts of intrusive medical nastiness. My journey, if you can call it that, is just getting a bit fucking tedious now, that's all. And I don't take kindly to two people who have luckily had a few wins between them telling me I shouldn't be moaning a little about having to have sex over Christmas in the joyful and festive and crowded surroundings of my in laws', and that they had had loads of sex, several times a week, in all sorts of circumstances. And lo and behold, they won and deserved to win their baybees. Someone give them a fucking medal. How the fuck do they know how much sex I'm having or not having? I don't announce it on the world wide web every time it happens.

I'll shut up now.

Right, this has all got far too serious in here. It's supposed to be a party [tries to lighten mood]

Rie my lovely I'd offer you the opportunity to snuggle in my buzwam, but sadly I do not think my A cups will provide much solace/comfort.

So, back to this party malarkey, who's bringing guests? You can have up to 4. They can be a date or entertainment, or whatever.

I shall be bringing David Tennant, Benedict Cumberbatch, James Marsters and Dave Grohl [greedy].
My sole purpose for bringing them is to get in some excellent snogging under the mistletoe, a spot of groping in the aforementioned stationery cupboard and then they can take my very drunk self home and ..........

I'm in your corner Cave. With a gin'n'tonic and a smile.

I'm happy to share ladies, on the proviso that they are returned to me in their original state by the end of the evening.

[shoves Dave towards the karaoke machine and puts Jive Talking on]

Oh well, if we're allowed guests then I suppose I could bring Robert Downey Jnr, despite his former heroin addict, but only if he is doing his English accent. While we're on a Sherlock Holmes theme.

Nowt wrong with A cups, Cavey

Rie I do find myself announcing it on the World Wide Web practically every time I have the sechs these days. I used to be quite a private person.

I have just been to court and had a win. That's always nice. Secondary to a baybee win of course, but nice.

And I have had 3 out of my 5 Letrozole tablets this cycle and feel fine so far.

I might even be starting to feel a tiny bit of Xmas spirit. This would be a considerable move forward. KFZK ordered a tree in secret and it was delivered last night. He hid it from me (as much as you can hide a 6ft tree that drop bits everywhere in a small house) because he thought I might go menkul. I had told him I don't want to do Xmas this year as it doesn't seem worth it without kids.

So I'll give this party thing a go. I'm not keen on any of the contributions so far though. You can swap them between yourselves. I'm bringing Daniel Craig in his teeny tiny Bond speedos and keeping him all for myself. [selfish and defiant emoticon]

loitering by the water cooler if anyone wants them.

Ooo cross posted there - are you sure that's the real DC? He looks far too perky. Poor man has had a rough time from the BESH's over the threads. I'd rather have Robert DJ personally.

[walks back into room with slightly dishevelled hair and a big ]

Stationery cupboard is free now!

[hits the bar]

[starts to wonder if she is THAT woman that everyone avoids at parties]

Benedict Cumberbatch is MINE! He smiled at me once out of the television!

I have been in the actual same room as the Cumbersnatch.

I'm not a Cuntadict Bandersnatch fan to be honest. He has piggy eyes

I wasn't, until I saw him in The Spy Who Came In From The Cold. And now I love him and we would have baybees together, if I could actually have baybees. But it would probably be different with him.

Anyway, who is your pretend boyfriend if he is so sechsy, then?

Now if we're all going to start getting possessive I will begrudgingly trade BC for Matt Smith. He's a similar sort and I once had a very durty dream about him. He was, to quote Craig Revel-Horwood, A-MAZ-ING