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Wizard are playing and the tinsel is up. Come into the BESHmas office party for some inappropriate photocopying and brief, regretful relationships!

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AriesWithBellsOn · 09/12/2011 17:02

Evening BESHes! Don your tinsel and Christmas tree earrings and dance into my office for some rocking around the Christmas Tree. First one to snog Brett from Accounts wins a glass of warm Country Manor and some Christmas snacks. May we getting SWI over the Festive Season and announce our wins in the New Year

In you come! Festive newcomers welcome - just search for and fill in the BESHtionnaire and submit for approval.

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NortheyPole · 13/12/2011 20:01

Is boobs boo? Well I never knew that. Oh well.

FrostytheSunshine · 13/12/2011 20:02

Sometimes shagging with intent is soulless when you've been trying for what seems like forever.

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AriesWithBellsOn · 13/12/2011 20:04

Agreed. Infinity months kind of takes the excitement away from dutiful shagging at the in laws.

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baublelugs82 · 13/12/2011 20:10

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AuntieDoris · 13/12/2011 21:18

Is anyone watching the Gypsy thing on C4?

I need to go and put my judgey pants on again I think.

SantasCave · 13/12/2011 21:21

Dor I'm watching it, but I can't find a thread on it, I'm hoiking my judgy pants up to my chin Wink

FrostytheSunshine · 13/12/2011 21:22

I'm watching it. In my caravan. Grin

AuntieDoris · 13/12/2011 21:23

There is a thread on it here

How come they can manage to get pregnant but we can't :(

SantasCave · 13/12/2011 21:24

I may be cahnneling my mother, but AIBU to say they'll catch their death wearing that!

SantasCave · 13/12/2011 21:25

Ta Dor [runs off to join the bun fight]

AuntieDoris · 13/12/2011 21:26

Oh Cavey I thought that too.

And, I don't care what anyone else says. I think they all look like rampant sluts.

FrostytheSunshine · 13/12/2011 21:27

Did you see that baby in sparkly hot pants? Brilliant.

FrostytheSunshine · 13/12/2011 21:29

That's the odd thing though Dor, the girls only ever have sex with their husbands. It brings shame on the family if they start shagging before they get hitched.

AuntieDoris · 13/12/2011 21:30

Oh I know that, but I still this their excessive over-sexualisation is sad.

The fact that most of the girls are functionally illiterate also pisses me off though!

FrostytheSunshine · 13/12/2011 21:37

Why are none of them cold??!!

baublelugs82 · 13/12/2011 22:35

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PerfectDromedary · 13/12/2011 22:45

Ooh, I loathe, loathe, loathe, loathe BFGW. If one pointed a camera at some Somali immigrants and sneered from one's privileged white middle-class perspective about how vulgar and chavvy and stupid they all are, that director would rightly be pilloried as horrendously racist. But somehow it's ok to sneer at a massively deprived bunch of people. [/rant]

Sorry. Mostly popped by to commiserate with poor Hairismyariels on the return of the droid. Bastard thing.

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AriesWithBellsOn · 13/12/2011 22:55

Hello Drom. Thanks love xxx

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AuntieDoris · 13/12/2011 23:12

I have been a marvellous aunt tonight and have babysat for my niece and nephew.

Then my sister came back and made some stupid and thoughtless comment that has really upset me. She was upset when she found out that I was hurt by what she said but I can't stop crying. I know I am being a bit unreasonable and over-reacting so someone should probably punch me to give me something to really cry about.

LauraPalmerIsComingToTown · 13/12/2011 23:26
LauraPalmerIsComingToTown · 13/12/2011 23:31

Got another fancy bottle of wine from Tatler party guy...wish BESH were here to glug it up wif me.

blondechristmas · 14/12/2011 00:59

Sorry to hear it Doris, it's amazing how things can catch us off guard and how people who really do care can say crass and insensitive things. I hope you are ok.

Soz also to hear about Rie's droid. It's a rubbish time of year when you're wishing things were different in your life. Fortunately a good time of year for gin and chocolate.

HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby · 14/12/2011 07:05

Morning all. Apologies for my absence yesterday...had a busy day at work then straight out to Sarah Millican Xmas Grin made us laugh.
I.luff to watch the gypsies but know what you all mean.
rie that sucks caboodle. Have a bottle of gin.
dor I got all.upset night before last when MSB said its not my fault the house burned down Hmm

HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby · 14/12/2011 07:06

Also, all this talk of Christmas shagging, am I the only one expecting Droid at Christmas?

NortheyPole · 14/12/2011 07:45

I might too, if this cycle is the same length as the last one. But it will be the first time ever I've had two cycles of the same length if so.