Wizard are playing and the tinsel is up. Come into the BESHmas office party for some inappropriate photocopying and brief, regretful relationships!

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Evening BESHes! Don your tinsel and Christmas tree earrings and dance into my office for some rocking around the Christmas Tree. First one to snog Brett from Accounts wins a glass of warm Country Manor and some Christmas snacks. May we getting SWI over the Festive Season and announce our wins in the New Year

In you come! Festive newcomers welcome - just search for and fill in the BESHtionnaire and submit for approval.

Does he have a mental block about doing it in his childhood home, dor?

I think it's just the fact that his mum will probably be listening at the door. Bearing in mind we live with my parents at the moment and we are currently sleeping and sechsing in my childhood bedroom I think he is doing quite well!

We are in a new-build with paper thin walls. Ov will probably fall between Xmas Eve and Boxing Day. The MiL is here 22-28 December, my parents are here for Xmas Day and BiL and family are here on Boxing Day. I have no idea how we will fit in a quiet shag around that lot! And we need to put in a good effort as I am on the Letrozole plus trigger shot this month and there are only so many months you can do that. Meh.

Dor I am in awe of you managing it every month whilst living with your parents. Plz to be giving me tips on the stealth shagging.

I am not sure we manage stealth shagging, especially as I get a serious fit of the giggles most of the time. I think it adds to the excitement!

To be honest we must be mental to be TTC whilst we live with my parentals - we are only staying there whilst we save up a house deposit. The thougt of having a baby whilst living at Mum and Dad's is a bit . Mind you, getting pregnant isn't happening any time soon so it doesn't seem to make a difference I guess!

I almost prefer sechs at my in laws. There is a king sized bed, you see. And it feels quite naughty.

I wish. We sleep on the smallest and most uncomfortable sofa bed I have ever seen at my inlaws. I have already told my DH that is we ever have children his parents are going to have to throw out some of the shit in their house and put in a proper bed somewhere for us all!

In London at Xmas, lugs? That would be one spensive shag.

We have a conveninence store about 100 yds away. I am wondering if we can keep running out of milk and sending her out. Exactly how quickly can you manage a quickie?

I'm glad you are back in the saddle, bugs.

My friend who went through 22 cycle of ttc before getting pg with her lovely daughter (via IVF) so knows how tricky it is when you just HAVE TO do it recommends a duvet on the floor to minimise squeaking!

How? How do people have sex standing up? Despite 15 years of practice, and about 5 years before that of reading Position of the Fortnight in More, I hae never, ever managed it.

I managed it once with a short bloke, but it was not in a face to face position. With a six footer it would be nigh on impossible. There are lots of positions that I have no idea how people manage, or why they would even want to make the whole thing so complicated. I am a lazy sort though, I CBA with acrobatics.

Oooo we even had sex in a tent in the summer - we were camping with some of our very, very close friends and had to be ridiculously quiet!

In other news The Mister has been offered a job. It's a bit of a dilemma as he was also offered a job at the beginning of the week... here's the deal...

Job A - £25k, regular hours but work he would like to do, no benefits, opportunities for lots of networking.
Job B - £40k, shift work, involved in setting up a new team, breezed through the interview, health insurance and pension.

Hmmm..... I don't want to advise him one way or the other as I think he needs to make this decision himself.

Standing up from behind is tricky. I always think my perineum is going to break. Owie.

I used to luff More too. I learned so much from that magazine...

Dor 15k extra is a lot... I'd find that difficult to resist I think.

I'm lazy too, kitekat. Also, acrobatics can make me feel uncomfortable if I'm in a feeling fat phase. At least in the old favourites my flab falls flatteringly. Or he is mesmerised by my boobs.

I would go for the better paid one as well, dor. And I say this even with my experience of being ridiculously well paid in a job which was so awful it practically gave me a breakdown and I had to leave for my own sanity. And now I am unemployed... But that experience doesn't mean that I would think that avoiding high paid jobs is the way to avoid the stress. Low paid jobs can be stressy as fuck as well. So what I have learnt is that I would do things differently to stop the work situation getting outside my control. And still take the money.

Actually, what I REALLY want to do is stay at home with adorable baybees stretching out chubby arms to me and smiling beatifically at the merest glimpse of my face.

Sounds reasonable to me, boobs. But my dinner was a tube of Pringles and some fruit pastilles.

She's right you know. Boobs is Boo :)

I have hint of a tint. Bah. Christmas shagging it is. Great.