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Wizard are playing and the tinsel is up. Come into the BESHmas office party for some inappropriate photocopying and brief, regretful relationships!

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AriesWithBellsOn · 09/12/2011 17:02

Evening BESHes! Don your tinsel and Christmas tree earrings and dance into my office for some rocking around the Christmas Tree. First one to snog Brett from Accounts wins a glass of warm Country Manor and some Christmas snacks. May we getting SWI over the Festive Season and announce our wins in the New Year

In you come! Festive newcomers welcome - just search for and fill in the BESHtionnaire and submit for approval.

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AriesWithBellsOn · 12/12/2011 21:47

Spread it!

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MadameBoodolf · 12/12/2011 21:48

Um, yes it was Dean.

Itwasonastarrymole · 12/12/2011 21:51

I wanna go to Twatley.

I have done two performances of Christmas play today-bloody brilliant it was too. The main part was ill last night, and was up from one ^am chucking up-she slept on the bathroom floor she was so bad- and yet still came in this afternoon to perform, bless her cottons. No amusing highlights this year- all went too well.

euro I don't know a lot about your DKNY cells but much stroking and gnashing of teeth at them. Do you feel better for the confirmation? We could all launch a counter attack ifulike, and distract them with our ample buzzwams a la phoebe while the swimmers sneak past?

FrostytheSunshine · 12/12/2011 21:52
Itwasonastarrymole · 12/12/2011 21:54

Couldn't have been Dean, he was with me, helping me fill up the roasted nuts.

eurochick · 12/12/2011 21:55

Boo it is kind of good to have a possible reason as to why 13 cycles of perfectly timed fucking has not created a baybee. But a bit sad to think we probably have several times only for my body to tear it to shreads when it is still a bundle of cells. I'm glad it all worked out for your friend.

Mole I used to love a bit of am dram when I was younger. We did loads of musicals at school. Happy days.

Casserole · 12/12/2011 21:56

"Spread it"

THAT'S what she said to Dean, Riebel

MadameBoodolf · 12/12/2011 21:56

What? You saying I'm some sort of lezza?

MadameBoodolf · 12/12/2011 21:59

Euro She had steroid injections, and then some sort of lipid drip when diffed. That was her first pregnancy after all the mcs when she's found out about the NK cells. Rooting for you.

MadameBoodolf · 12/12/2011 22:02

Oh, and sorry if I seemed flippant, and pissed you off. Wasn't my intention.

FrostytheSunshine · 12/12/2011 22:09

Night hags

Casserole · 12/12/2011 22:12

Crosspost.

Sad Euro. I can totally see both emotions there.

MadameBoodolf · 12/12/2011 22:18

I feel the need to explain properly. My friend had many micarriages and then NK cells were diagnosed. Thevery first pregnancy after the diagnosis, and the assistance that went with it, was successful. So when I said there is hope, that is what I meant. My post was badly written, and I apologise.

eurochick · 12/12/2011 22:22

I was with you boo. I'm on the steroids from ov this cycle. A lot of people with recurrent miscarriages seem to be getting tested for NK cells and the thinking is the same process happens but very early on for people who never get a BFP despite no egg/hormone/sperm issues being detected.

Oh fuck it.

MadameBoodolf · 12/12/2011 22:24

Here, come and get some toner and let me show you how sorry I really am Wink

MadameBoodolf · 12/12/2011 22:25

Molina How are you? Managing the menkul ok? Been thinking of you

eurochick · 12/12/2011 22:30

I feel as Chistmassy as July, hags. I just don't give a flying fuck this year. I want to hide and I have the MiL coming for six days at Xmas. SIX FECKING DAYS. Slap bang over prime shagging time too.

MadameBoodolf · 12/12/2011 22:32

Can you slip some mogadon into her Bailey's and nip upstairs while she's watching Love Actually or something?

Medee · 12/12/2011 22:33
MadameBoodolf · 12/12/2011 22:38

My Buzzwams are also hurty Meds.

Medee · 12/12/2011 22:43
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AriesWithBellsOn · 12/12/2011 22:57

Six days Euro? You poor cah :(:(:( That would do my nut in too.

I will be having Sechsy time over Christmas as well. Just don't know how we'll manage any

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NortheyPole · 13/12/2011 07:46

Pointless stick-pissing this morning. Pointless because it is CD18, and I haven't actually had sex for 3 weeks (because of work separation and need to abstain before x ray). I did it because I had a vivid dream in the night and a sore throat this morning. Sigh.

Why will sechsy time be hard to manage,rie?

SantasCave · 13/12/2011 08:20

Morning all, a flying visit for me as I'm running late.

[motorboats all available norks]

We will also be sechsing it up over Crimbo. Based on last cycle I should ov on 28th. We've got HWHNN's brother and girlfriend staying from 23 and we don't know when they're going back yet. Covert/silent sechsing will be required!

[grabs cold sausage roll & runs out the room with toilet paper stuck to shoe]

AuntieDoris · 13/12/2011 08:39

The Mister was lying in bed last night, rather quiet, when he suddenly said "I really hope you get pregnant this cycle, otherwise we are going to have to have sex whilst we're staying at my parents' house." Oh, the romance!