The BESH Factor. We're not on a journey or finding ourselves. We just want to win!

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Join us. Not just Saturday nights but every night for fun filled 30 something TTC. Drumroll pliz. Bring out some sexy dancers. We're ready to sing for a win.

Don't be daft. I only get offended by things worth getting offended about. Have a smack in the face with this great white shark.

Enjoy a good arse-whipping with this conger eel, then!

Blimey Northey takes more than that to upset a BESH! I am menkul about tender boobs. Thought I'd avoided predroid trauma but last night I got hysterical with MSB really don't know why so perhaps not.
On happier news I've weighed in at the gym and only have to eat rabbit food do the low cal for one more day then it's stuff my face time again

I've had a shit day. Going to eat chips to compensate. Boo sorry for womble aches & general boob ishoos. Are they deffo droid related

Sunny I really really think so. I've had all these 'symptoms' before.

Oi Oi Northey, I knew she wouldn't really take a fence (geddit?), on the old Goatface moniker, didn't want to make you worry. Soz.

I really despise the droid. Boo check out this weeks 'Look' mag. There was a photo of that outfit from xfactor you love with suggestions of where to buy similar.

Right then BESH I keep getting confused with who's doing what so would like to suggest a role call ( not a list as I know they are banned in the BESH handbook). So if it's ok with everyone else ....

I am Sunny. 35. 2 years TTC. Waiting for IVF. Faulty white goods & general shit hormones.

Boo 39. TTC baby number 2 for 22 months. Giving up the fight next August when I turn 40. Really should go and see a doc.

I am Northey. 33 1/2. Have been having unprotected sex for 7 years, the last two of which have had doctorly investigations going on. Dont ovulate, though ovarian drilling got me as far as an ectopic two months ago (woo!). Clomid is supposedly next on the list.

(anyone else thinking goatface soooooooooooo gonna catch on )

Thesecondcunty 36 and 3/4, TTC #2 for 22 months. One tube after ectopic 8 yrs ago, slippery womb incident 15 months ago. boo I will if you will?

Sorry that some contestants are not feeling themselves, or each other this week. Can I propose a themed week of songs that make you jump up and dance? Or would you prefer an emotive Songs for the Pit week?

If you call me goatface I'm going to leave again

How about goatgirl? Or goatbum?

Perfect Dromedary, 34, longterm ESH, blocked tube, crap hormones and a partner with a distinct lack of white goods but luckily managed a miraclebaybee (tm) the month that we were turned down for IVF for Being Too Fat. Now loitering without intent while contemplating re-BESHing.

I KNEW IT!!!!1!11!

Oh sorry, I was leaving wasn't I?

Drom I luff stories of miraclebaybee (tm) wins. Keeps me hopeful

Rie you can't leave this Fred. It's the BESH factor. You have to get voted out by the general public. I didn't make the rules. That's just how they are.

Bye goatee!
I iz Faith. 30 and 1/4. Ttc#1 23 cycles. Male hormones sky high causing low testerone and sluggish swimmers. Currently in process of improving hormones. Hoping to be 'normal' within 3 months.

Don't call me Goatyarse then. Or whatever

Ariesgirl/Rie/12point/Arial, 36 TTC for 14 months ish, off and on. Have regular crises of confidence and existentialist angst about life and having baybees and am therefore perhaps not quite as committed as I could be. Could do better. Going through a can't-be-fucked-with-anything stage.

Yes, and goatbreath, the public luuuuuuuuuurves you.

Glad to be of service, SunlightSoap.

Johnny Depp.

Cunty I think we need songs that make you get up and dance. What would you like to open the show with?

Faith didn't realise you were so youthful!

Johnny Depp what? Is he here? Where? I can't see him.

Northey when might your clomid start?

Johnny Depp was on that Warwick Davis prog.

Starofthevaginalmole Yes, ok, deal.

sunlight yes I literally joined the BESH collective days after my 30th birthday.

I am AuntieDoris. 35, soon to be 36. TTC first baby for 15 months with not a sniff of a fucking BFP. Waiting for referral to the unbelievably-shit-clinic-with-stupid-waiting-lists. Generally fucked off with not knowing whether I am broken or now.

On that subject I phoned them again today. The woman I need to talk to was off sick today so I am hoping she will phone me tomorrow with good news. In other better news the job I am doing on a temporary basis is going to be made permanent in January which is a relief.