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The BESH Factor. We're not on a journey or finding ourselves. We just want to win!

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InTheSunshine · 19/11/2011 23:57

Join us. Not just Saturday nights but every night for fun filled 30 something TTC. Drumroll pliz. Bring out some sexy dancers. We're ready to sing for a win.

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AriesWithBellsOn · 04/12/2011 23:18

Dear Bugs, I don't know what to say except I'm so sorry this happened to you and it's fucking awful, cruel, shitty luck. I'm not surprised your head's all over the place and the tears keep coming. Take all the time you need. It also sounds very traumatic as well as awfully sad, so make sure you look after yourself and get the support you need. There are lots of people here for you xxx

KatAndKit · 04/12/2011 23:19

Crying is necessary and very therapeutic. You have to let it out.

Wot is all this phone lezzing? Why is nobody ringing me up to talk about my fanje? I feel I am missing out. Is it coz I haz no Xmas name? Bah humbug!

baublelugs82 · 04/12/2011 23:21

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AriesWithBellsOn · 04/12/2011 23:25

"Fanje" looks like some strange Afrikaans word, Kat. I wonder what it could mean?

baublelugs82 · 04/12/2011 23:31

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NortheyPole · 04/12/2011 23:31

Iz I thick for not really understanding aries' Christmas name? :(

And how is your fanje today, then, scatandkit?

baublelugs82 · 04/12/2011 23:33

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AriesWithBellsOn · 04/12/2011 23:39

Nothing to understand Northey. I just thought rams have horns, right? What can you hang on horns that's Christmassy? Bells. You know, like reindeer....

Taxi for one please.

AriesWithBellsOn · 04/12/2011 23:40

How are we pronouncing Fanje? I am saying "fan-yee" with an appropriately Germanic inflection Grin

baublelugs82 · 04/12/2011 23:43

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NortheyPole · 05/12/2011 00:04

I'm saying fan-yee. And somehow confusing it with Famke Janssen.

AlpinePony · 05/12/2011 05:55

Oh well famke is well worth doing the lesbian stuff with. Fangee out and everyfink!

I am not hitched yet sunny, I have 24 hours to find a richer, taller, buffer, younger mate or I'm stuck with this one. Normal to consider testing old flames to see if they've won the lottery right?

Don't know what to do wiv me barnet. Have straighteners and curlers. Combo or croydon facelift?

HaveYourselfAFaithyChristmas · 05/12/2011 06:34

I was going with fan-gee!
pone I dunno about trading him in for a younger model....whippersnappers are hard work.
How do you usually have your hair? I opted for straightened just so I'd 'look like me'.
Wish me.luck, I need to ring my boss in a bit then assuming I can have some leave the insurance company.
bugsybells you are grieving. Let it out. It's therapeutic.
By the by, it's seems there's nowt like facing your own mortality to instigated mad, passionate sechs when you happen to.be fertile Xmas Smile

AlpinePony · 05/12/2011 08:27

You're absolutely right faith, I just want to look like me. But washed, & less "through a hedge backwards".

baublelugs82 · 05/12/2011 08:33

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NortheyPole · 05/12/2011 08:33

She's also right about the mortality and sechs thing. After my ectopic op (not that I had been in imminent danger or anything) we just shagged constantly for 48 hours and it was very much on the better side of average.

I think she's just right about everything.

How do you do your hair normally, AP? I mean, is it normally tied back/twisted up/short and sexily tousled?

baublelugs82 · 05/12/2011 08:35

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AuntieDoris · 05/12/2011 08:42

According to the news today the breeding season for a panda is 12 hours a year.

I think I might be a panda!

NortheyPole · 05/12/2011 08:47

Well she's got such a luvverly arse. But I'm not a one arse girl, or anything. Seeing as you're all freshly showered and squeaky clean I can offer arse licks all round.

Maybe I should aim for a pet panda rather than a baybee. It would be probably be easier to achieve.

Off to hospital today for yet another chat about nothing.

HaveYourselfAFaithyChristmas · 05/12/2011 08:48

Right, talked to boss and insurance. Have today off and insurance will cover everything phew my worst nightmare was that they said it wouldn't cover it.
I think the scary times creates an almost animalistic need. We've been repeating ourselves for 36 hours our poor house/could have been worse/could have died and after a certain point there's no more words. I just felt a need to express my love and gratitude for him and physical was the only way to go.
So pone are you usually straight haired? I went for looking like me, just the best me possible.
bugs I suppose she's just trying to offer whatever she can to help. Even if she's a bit clueless. I'd vote for DVDs and junk food myself.

baublelugs82 · 05/12/2011 08:52

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NortheyPole · 05/12/2011 08:56

Thank fuck about the insurance, faithy. Is it terrible structural damage? Or more a total redecoration and replacement of furniture job?

HaveYourselfAFaithyChristmas · 05/12/2011 09:07

Am hopeful there is no sturctural damage, so hoping It's the latter. Will need for definite: new kitchen ceiling, kitchen unites, work tops, tv in kitchen, fridge/freezer, food from fridge/ freezer and freezer in hall and food from cupboards. Living room it's likely to be everything but the ceiling. Carpets, sofas, tv, pc, pictures, curtains. Our wedding pics from the disposable camera
Aw pandas are cute. Almost as cute as penguins.

baublelugs82 · 05/12/2011 09:25

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HaveYourselfAFaithyChristmas · 05/12/2011 09:31

So has he given you til Christmas now? Idiot.

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