O Little Town of BESHlehem: Population Waiting. We're no angels but we're being --really really-- mostly good...now give us what we want

[LauraPalmer]

Or we burn the place down!

We joke about DH's swimmers going round in circles. What does the thick sperm results mean in ttc terms?

I just watched A life in a Day on BBC2. It was BRILL.

Sorry, I know nothing about sperm. Can you give him a supplement to make his consistency thinner Euro? (really, the things we share about our poor unsuspecting men :o)

Oh I know, MSB doesn't like the idea the MN knows about his hormonal issues! I like the can you give him - that's what I did, researched what vitamins he needed, bought them and said 'Take these!'. Helped his swimmers though.
What's the next step chicky?
Anyone fancy going to work for me? Can't be arse to get out of bed. Guilty feeling, it's pouring with rain and MSB will be cycling to work. He asked for a lift but I.have to wash my hair before I leave! Poor fella. Said he could get the bus.

Hello dear BESH, sorry for the intrusion but I have managed to track cave down to this thread and wanted to ask her to check the First Time Frolickers graduates thread!

Flick!!!!!!! [throws arms round my lovely Flick and sobs on her shoulder]

[wipes snot off Flicks clothes and runs off to FTF Grads]....

[grin

Aries get over to the FTF Grads thread sharpish - Flick has some fab news

Faith he's already on Wellman Conception (although is quite bad at remembering to take them). The viscosity wasn't a problem with the last sample but both were below normal volume. He doesn't drink that much so he could just be dehydrated. Hopefully drinking more will help! (Not the good kind of drinking though!)

As far as I can work out from googling, thick semen=more difficult to swim through. Hmmm. Same issue as if our CM is too thick.

I told him last night his thick sperm needed to go to remedial sperm school. That went down well!

Washing hair is veh important. Don't feel bad.

Ah yes, dose him up on wellman pills!
Only 2 hours 40 mins til my weekend :)

If I was working from home I'd be in bed! Sooooo tired.

Nice bun work! Shall we do a nekked BESH calendar? Or is it sexist?!
I'm officially on weekend Hooray! Still feel rough but took pity on MSB and and have agreed to collect him, he finishes at 4.30. Then home probably for a nap
Weekend plans BESHes?

Wooohooo my work is done and now I am going to tart myself up for a night out. It is my little cousin's 21st birthday and we are off out for champagne, cocktails and tapas. Yum!

That sounds fab, dor. I think your make up should be sparkly.

How very rude of him!

Blimey Buggs you're brave throwing buns on that section of MN. I lurk there quite a lot as it's all very interesting but you're right, sometimes non regular posters either get ignored or shot down in flames. We did a calendar at work. Not Nekkid but i did have to wear bunny ears and have my face painted.....

Euro & Faith my FC told us that Wellman didn't have all the right things or amounts in and recommened we get some pills from a website along with Garlic tables (6g) and Lycopene (sp?). If you're interested I can send you details?

I'm still at work. This is Not A Good Thing.

Happy weekends y'all (just to make LP feel at home)

I looked at contents of wellman pills and opted for Tesco own version but if you have better alternatives I'm all ears.
Run away from work!

I did a "boudoir" photoshoot for DH as a wedding present. Twas ver tasteful though, a few nude shots in moody black & white but mostly me in my undies. He was very

Very jealous of your night out dor. Tonight it's just me and the cat as DH has a work do in London town and won't be home till the wee hours. He's being very good and not drinking so that he can drive straight home rather than have to sleep any booze off and drive home tomorrow morning.
So dinner is reheated spaghetti carbonara (I made a big batch lady night) and a Lindt chocolate bunny I've had hidden in the back of the cupboard for a few weeks

cave that sounds fab. I've also fancied doing something like that.
Please note, in BESHland you must refrain from the 'DH' label. Try to come up with something amusing....mine is MSB, Mr squidgy baybee. He is squidgy and it is a play on names.
We are watching House on dvd waiting for the Tesco man to bring me food. Hurry up Tesco man!

Damn it! Sorry, force of habit he shall hence forth be referred to as Bendy

I like it :)