See I always live better for the first two weeks, so that my egg will be healthy, pristine and find its way more easily and then hit the sauce once I've laid as there's nothing I can do then. Am having no booze month at the mo to dry out from october but like others, only for weight loss reasons, so ttc related, but not iyswim.
faith i hate it when the cunting robot fucks with you in that way-I always say I don't mind it when it shows up as long as it doesn't toy with me in an evil and frankly unforgivable fashion. Am trying to think of some Bethlehem related violence I can send its way, but only Herod killing the ickle jewish baybees springs to mind, which seems deeply inappropriate confused I could get a camel to sit on it? Please to have fabulous relaxation spa type day to feel you better.
Facecrack is great and I am glad it is in the world, but I wish there was a little box that flashed up before you post
'Caution: Do you think anyone will actually give a fuck about what you are about to put as your status? If only one or two people will, why not send them a personal message? People will think better of you if you don't tell them what you had for dinner, what minor illness your child has, or whether you are watching television or not. Also don't mention babies more than twice per pregnancy, as it offends. Thankyou.' 'And it's their not there,you're not your, and lose not loose'
Disclaimer: In the writing of this post I have spelt its (possessive) twice with an apostrophe and had to correct it. I shall take myself off to the grammar police and accept my punishment willingly gracefully.
coconut kudos on the 'chuffed'- you'll be a native before you know it.
katthedog am so amused at you testing to see if orange juice was diffed. think I might try it later with a cup of tea.