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O Little Town of BESHlehem: Population Waiting. We're no angels but we're being --really really-- mostly good...now give us what we want

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LauraPalmer · 02/11/2011 10:06

Or we burn the place down!

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starcuntmole · 19/11/2011 23:24

but with laptops.

MadameBoo · 19/11/2011 23:25

Knit yourself a merkin or something - you is a BESH now too.

starcuntmole · 19/11/2011 23:25

i still have about half a metre to go, I'm here.

MadameBoo · 19/11/2011 23:27

She wants to start it, so if she goes to bed we'll have to stop talking once we've wasted this fred.

You can sew and type at the same time? No wonder you're cutting yourself!

starcuntmole · 19/11/2011 23:28

No I can't, that's why it's taking so fucking long! (and why I keep crossing posts)

Ariesgirl · 19/11/2011 23:38

Gosh what a lot of chat. I didn't really do myself in - you can all stop weeping. I was watching Knowing. And am crapping myself about solar flares. Honestly if it's not one thing, it's another. It was tsunamis after Deep Impact.

CaveMum · 19/11/2011 23:39

Thems the ones Boo [mucho impressed with the knowing] Wink

I'm no good at arty/crafty things. I is a thinker.

CaveMum · 19/11/2011 23:41

Disclaimer - when I said I was impressed with the knowing, I was in no way referencing the aforementioned film. I was referring to Boo's superior knowledge of French history Grin

InTheSunshine · 19/11/2011 23:42

Me too Rie. Solar flares & radiation are going to give me nightmares. I will start new Fred in the morning when I'm feeling witty. Is that ok?

MadameBoo · 19/11/2011 23:42

SHE LIVES! Here you are - have Beanie to celebrate.

Look at this Sunny: <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=6Zv&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&biw=1280&bih=671&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=PlSHHTrYgN0CTM:&imgrefurl=bonbonatelier.blogspot.com/2009/11/ric-rac-fun.html&docid=dRppW4Cs1RhI9M&imgurl=4.bp.blogspot.com/_8NFt7923llc/SwMlhou01qI/AAAAAAAADRI/djttcexDUOM/s400/RicRac.jpg&w=400&h=300&ei=wT7ITuKQF4Pk8QPc3pmFAQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=820&vpy=194&dur=199&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=123&ty=103&sig=109953729504754062520&page=1&tbnh=138&tbnw=193&start=0&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">the special stuff

MadameBoo · 19/11/2011 23:45

Did you see what Cave put Rie? 'Superior knowledge of french history'.

Told you I was hiding my light under a bushel.

Ariesgirl · 19/11/2011 23:47

It's troooooo All my nightmares are filled with walls of rushing water and people fleeing for the mountains. I might by like the little girl in the film. And have you heard the theory that when one of the Canaries blows up, or has an earthquake it will send a wall of water rushing our way. And take out the eastern seaboard of the US apparently
I even have an escape route planned. But what will I do with the cat? No rescue places allow animals....

Ariesgirl · 19/11/2011 23:47

What have you been spouting off about Boobs?

blonderedhead · 19/11/2011 23:47

Blimey, X Factor, sewing and solar flares. I do miss a lot when I'm at work.

InTheSunshine · 19/11/2011 23:48

Good god are you actually sewing?

I am about as creative as a solitary brick. Practical. Common sense. Stoic in face of disaster. Check. Creative. Nope.

starcuntmole · 19/11/2011 23:50

I prefer a good alien invasion film me, you can usually reassure yourself that it probably won't happen like that. Deep Impact really put me off wanting to be president of USA- fancy knowing that the earth will end way before anyone else. It'd be really difficult to just carry on with normal things.

Ariesgirl · 19/11/2011 23:50

Now I am watching a very silly film about giant sharks

InTheSunshine · 19/11/2011 23:50

I'm going to bed now. Do I need to do new Fred?

MadameBoo · 19/11/2011 23:52

You will see Ramalamadingdong.

Nightmares of rushing water? Live in a boat? Cats can live on boats can't they?

Hello redandblonde. Hard night?

Ariesgirl · 19/11/2011 23:52

Oh Starry, you do make me laff! There is a theory that Morgan Freeman's portrayal of the president in Deep Impact helped Americans get used to the idea that a black man could be president. This is both inspiring and deeply depressing.

Ariesgirl · 19/11/2011 23:53

Don't think the boat would survive a giant tsunami boo. It would be smashed to smithereens!

BTW, obviously I meant no offence to any Americans reading. Obv.

starcuntmole · 19/11/2011 23:55

ricrac done. Thank fuckety fuck for that.

I do make alot of things, but I'm not overly talented. I'm never really satisfied with anything I make, but people are always polite and say thankyou, so I never really know how bad it is. Do enjoy process though, so sod 'em if they don't like it.

Ariesgirl · 19/11/2011 23:56
Ariesgirl · 19/11/2011 23:57

Twisty frilly elasticky stuff?

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