O Little Town of BESHlehem: Population Waiting. We're no angels but we're being --really really-- mostly good...now give us what we want

[LauraPalmer]

Or we burn the place down!

I prefer ninkompoop to numpty btw.

I think you'll find it's ninkUmpoop.

Did she tell us that Rie was late or was that a DIRTY GREAT LIE Mole?

Alright smartarse.

IT WAS A LIE.

Missed that- yes,I'll be Dermot. I used to actually adore him when he did BBLB, but then I found out he was so short, and he went all big time, so I had to let him go.

Owwwwwwwwwwwww. (that's my fingers)

Karma that is Mole. Because of you, Rie is in the next life.

I'll be... erm... I don't want to be any of the judges. I'll be the one with the pink hair. I think we should make the dancers sechsy men with good swimmers.

Sorry, it's a lovely film really. So happy go lucky and fluffy bunnies, etc etc

I read the entire plot on wikipedia and went back to MI3. I like the Shanghai bits. I've been there you know.

What are you sewing anyway Starsintheireyes?

When Boo

Aaaaaaaages ago before having smallboo and then getting married leaked all of the money out of my life.

2006. I had a mate that lived there.

I can't be too specific because it's for the government but I'm currently sewing 4 metres of ricrac over a seam that my sewing machine went funny on. But the ricrac is reluctant to be sewn. I have to finish it v soon because it has to go to Australia.

Ricrac. Brings back memories.

Ricrac?

Yeah, of the last time I sewed ricrac.

God inthenumptycorner you don't know How I met your mother, you don't know what ricrac is. What exactly are you bringing to the table this evening?

booyou nearly made me wee.

I just need to point out that after my last post I somewhat inexplicably creased up laughing so much at my own crap joke that I had tears rolling down my cheeks.

If I wasn't cying with pain over my sore fingers, and guilt and shiz over rie being No More, I would be laughing even more now.

It's wibblywobbly trimming stuff.

Some much needed humour Thanks BESH you're through to boot camp.

With all this talk of sewing/knitting, I've now got an image of you all sat around like the old women who used to sit smoking and knitting by the guillotine during the French Revolution

Fits well with the bitter & twisted hags theme I thought

Les Tricoteuses Cavey?

25 posts till the BESH factor - Sunny are you staying up?