O Little Town of BESHlehem: Population Waiting. We're no angels but we're being --really really-- mostly good...now give us what we want

[LauraPalmer]

Or we burn the place down!

or even me. :o

Cavey I'd forgo the early night if I could avoid feeling this rough. Bleurgh. Nausea, exhaustion, Bleurgh.

[eyes Faith suspiciously] no sign of droid then? Hope you feel better soon

stoopid body. So I had light bleed Monday, spotting Tuesday and Wednesday. Bhramaputra bfn. So.....

What is bhramaputra?! I meant but!

• sole duh

I'm always one for a bandwagon, me.

Love the idea of the alert box on Facecrack, would like to add more:

• we don't care that your child got a certificate at school today for glueing some bits of paper together and we don't want to see a picture of the certificate, until you have something better like an A level or a degree, stop boasting that your child is a genius.

• your child is probably not a child prodigy so I don't need to read about how proud you are that little Johnny has done a poo in the potty. In fact, I don't need to hear about his bodily functions at all. Or yours. I might actually be eating my breakfast when i check FB so talk of a poonami is really not needed.

Adds: - you are not a foetus. Should you really post that picture as your profile pic?

Good one! We don't need to see your uterus any more than we need to see your bowels. If you had an endoscopy done you wouldn't stick a picture of that up either.

Oh, the images! I have access to the image of my Hsg, shall I post that on fb?

I find it even more bizarre when men have a scan as their profile pic. I mean, it isn't even your reproductive organs. Stick a picture of your cock up instead if you want to get in on the game. On second thoughts......

I think that's a rather different kind of website...

A pic of you with the dc is acceptable. That is where the line is drawn.
How lovely, bil invited MSB to pub. I have our house to myself. Bed and Big bang. Awesome aside from the nausea and abdo twinges

I've had weird sort of Droid like cramps but not iykwim. More like a heaviness. Only took two lots of co-codamol - usually need a least two-three days worth. I'm either diffed or have a virus. I feel very warm.
Boobies are a bit twingy at times but not as sensitive as I'd normally get pre-Droid when worked up about being diffed.

Well I'm very experienced at that!

Fridays are usually not too bad at work cue worst day ever at work tomorrow! and I've got a chilled weekend with all the pampering so it's an ok time to ride it out.
Ironic of course. I was off sick in January and when I came back I was put on formal warning for sickness 5 episodes in a year is not seen too favourably in the NHS Yesterday I asked my boss for a sickness review cos it's been 9 months since I had any time off. Course I feel rough today!

Mr euro got the results of his second spaff test today. Apparently he has thick sperm.* This explains much....

*(It's not actually the sperm that are thick, it's the semen they are suspended in, but that is not amusing.)

The results are completely different to before, bar the volume still being on the low side. Some indicators are above average, others below but different to the last one! I guess it averages out to fine.