O Little Town of BESHlehem: Population Waiting. We're no angels but we're being --really really-- mostly good...now give us what we want

[LauraPalmer]

Or we burn the place down!

Oh this is TENSE. Come on bus, get Faith home to POAS already.

How long to go sgrimupnorth? About 3 squillion pounds.

Ok, about 3 stone.

Is there NOTHING you can use to just pee in right there? I'm sure no one will notice or anything.

Ugh, boo. Ugh. That's all I can say. I have a stone left, and I have just eaten 5 decaying barley sugars found at the bottom of a handbag I haven't used for about 10 years. Naturally this is the way to do it.

No.

Ace fred start, coconut have a feeling this one's going to be fecund to the max.

southabit you are most welcome- not least because I now have a fellow unituber- and I can be your beacon of hope and shiz because I have 3 year old snoozing on sofa next to me who arrived after the lopping off. Also Brian Cox does do i for me, if only because he sounds so enthusiastic and non plussed at the same time, and that's magic.

I have had Teh Rage all day, so am discounting myself already this month. Have however embarked on healthy eating plan, and have stuck to it for 2 days, which is better than one good, although new scales I finally bought have managed to show a spread of results with 5lb variation, which intimates to me I shouldn't have bought the cheapest

Come on with the POAS!!
By the way FRER are very very reliable and do not tend to give off evap line. If you utterly dismantle the tests you can see a white line where the pink one ought to be, if you hold it under a light. Otherwise a pink line is a pink line. Am very very excited! There are lots of vacancies to be filled in PESH at the moment.

Northey hello and welcome. Brian Cox is quite sexy now I think about it. I like his voice. And he has a sort of geek cool factor about him.

Ok tested with FR, bfn :(

Am stalking you another Fred. I have read bad stuff about frer but when I did fmu on boots own I got a big fat line before id even finished my wee!

Droidette was minimal. tmi but hey you asked! usually I lose about 20mls cd 1 and 10 the next two days. This time twas about 5 mls all told. That's the mooncup measuring for you.

I assumed I ovd around cd12....I started bleeding cd31. Without charting I'm not convinced but I'm sure I told MSB I thought I wasn't fertile anymore by about cd15. I iz confused!

Evil fucking stick. I am getting my pink felt tip out for you now. And evil droid for fucking with your head like this.

Do you have any idea at all about your ovulation date this month? It could be a non-ovulatory cycle, which would lead to a scant period - this apparently happens to all of us from time to time, although non-ovulatory cycles increase when you get more decrepit. But apparently one a year is totally normal for 30s women.
Or, you could have ovulated late and have a belated bfp/droid round the corner. Seems strange though. What about the mystery line from earlier? I know it wasn't in the time limit but was it quite pink? It may be worth asking for a blood test if your droidette was so unconvincing.

How did you know about the ov, were you using sticks? It all sounds like a massive headfuck to me.

Sorry faith

Life would be so much easier if we all just changed colour when we're pregnant. None of this faffing about peeing on stuff

Some one suggested purple pee when preggers. I like that idea. I did wonder about anovulatory Kat....
The test today was so faint it was hard to tell. It's on my profile.

hmm yes I see what you mean. I managed to make a glass of orange squash get a sort of is it a line thing with an internet cheapie. I kept that one and used it for comparison with the one I did with wee.
It is massively bollocks though. Sorry the FR didn't do what it was told.

Aww faith definitely FMU tomorrow tho.

I am just ranting about some fucker I know who has announced her second pregnancy. She was pregnant with her first when I started trying to get updiffed and now she is having her second. Has announced she is due in June so I reckon she has probably only just POAS before announcing it on FB. Fool.

PS.... looooooooove the title!

Ridiculous

I'll never announce on facebook...anyone who is important enough to know will know. Other people can just assume all the Sunday roasts are making me fat ter than I already am

Glad (chuffed?) y'all like our new fred.

I think I'm about to lose service again...refuse to lose yet another post...

I always had it planned for facebook but now I'm doubtful I will.

My intentions are similar to LP: no announcements online (except here of course ), those that need to know will be told, everyone else can take a running jump!