NEW BUS BOARDING FOR JUNE 2012

[desperateoldie67]

Struck out this month...anyone care to join me on the June 2012 bus?

sorry about AF desperateoldie67
keep a seat warm for me, I'm probably gonna need it...

Think I'll be joining you ladies as imaginary May baby was not playing ball

Will hang at the bus stop for a few more days, sulking and waiting to do one last POAS BFN, but rev up the engine and get the chocolate in, if you will.

Yes! This is going to be my bus. Just fallen off the May bus but that was obviously fate :-) It's a June bug for me.

MyGoldenNotebook age 29, ttc #2, 4th cycle, cd 6

(always feel like people ought to add something a little diifferent after this point such as cat lover, cake baker, 18th century Lit fan etc - but I will refrain)

Yep; stick me on. I will return with an AF date shortly.

I will relink my interesting shagging article for your perusal. I'm telling you all - try it doggy! If you haven't already . Me and my vanilla assumptions .

www.babyexpert.com/get-pregnant/fertility/increase-your-chances-of-getting-pregnant-6053

MyGolden See! I added something a bit more interesting! KinkyDorito plans to do it doggy style this month as she has a tilted womb.

I also have 2 cats.

Love the two facts Kinky, very informative

Erm, louloubella... secret shit TV addict, wannabe double marathon runner and cheese/wine/cake troffer.

So how on earth do you know if you have a tilted womb..?!

Oops should that have been sh*t?! Add 'looks like an angel; swears like a trooper' to the list please.

Hi! My last cycle was unusually extended, so I'm able to skip the May bus. Not sure if that's a good thing or not ha ha

Sn0wgoose (27) ttc1, cycle 6, CD2

That's what I'm talkin' about!

I will certainly be trying it doggy style f it will tilt the odds in my favour.

I also enjoy knitting.

I have it on great authority from the smear test nurse!

OOh! can I join?! first proper cycle ttc! Very excited.

trilottie (30) ttc1, cycle1, CD10

triathlete and bunny mummy!

Start of a list then... I've hovered loulou, cheekycurls and I at the bottom as we are AF pending.

trilottie (30) ttc1, cycle1, CD10
MyGoldenNotebook (2) ttc#2, 4th cycle, cd 6
Sn0wgoose (27) ttc1, cycle 6, CD2
desperateoldie67 (43) - TTC#1, CD1

Louloubella (27) TTC #1
KinkyDorito (32) TTC#3
cheekycurls

Thanks Kinky - I'm also cycle pending :( Hopefully some ov sticks will let me know if the ov is actually happening or not!! Will update stats when I know more.

I'm trying not to stress out as it's early days, but will be popping plenty of vits, making sure I get early nights and plenty of exercise too. Am also going to try to reduce my caffeine intake as I do have probably about two cups of coffee and maybe two cups of tea a day (max). Is that a lot? Have heard that caffeine intake can affect fertility if you're TTC but interested to hear what everyone else is doing too.

Loulou I cut out caffeine about three weeks ago (unrelated to ttc I should add) and to begin with it was the hardest fortnight of my life! I'd suggest doing it a bit gradually tbh, or you'll feel like you're wading through treacle x_x

My SIL said she could really tell when she had some coke when she was quite pregnant, the baby would get fidgety or something iirc, so it must have some sort of an effect?

kinky tilted cervix here, too! Also discovered by the smear nurse ha ha
I may see if I have more luck ttc doggy this month, we can get our own little non-scientific test group going ;) ;)

Bwahahahaha Kinky - obviously by name and not nature then?

I'm a huge fan of doggy style, but it can be quite awkward with a partner who's more than a foot taller than you and has appreciably longer legs!!! I'll leave you ladies to work that one out .

I think it's a great idea to add stuff after the boring stats MGN...so, I like knitting too, but an ex-partner of mine said I "shagged like a demon", so I think I'm going to put that after my name if nobody minds, and if you do, tough shit, cos it's my bus! So NER!

Chocolate is on board, I make wicked millionnaire shortbread if anyone's interested...and I have a small, but potent stash of tequila at the back of the bus for the naughty girls :o

Well, DS is here, so I must be a little kinky . 'Twas the booze. I was rather drunk. It was also outside. Perhaps that helps??

trilottie (30) ttc1, cycle1, CD10 very excited triathlete and bunny mummy
MyGoldenNotebook (2) ttc#2, 4th cycle, cd 6 will be trying it doggy style; enjoys knitting
Sn0wgoose (27) ttc1, cycle 6, CD2 experimental
desperateoldie67 (43) - TTC#1, CD1 enjoys knitting; shags like a demon

Louloubella (27) TTC #1 looks like an angel; swears like a trooper
KinkyDorito (32) TTC#3 has 2 cats and a tilted womb. Used to knit, might explain outdoor SWI.
cheekycurls

Is that a more accurate list? Am noticing some correlation between knitting and shagging.

I also knit ha ha ha

Oh don't talk to me about outside SWI...there was once an occasion, in Wales, at the end of a rally path, with two little old ladies and their dogs coming round the corner and very naked Mr Desperate...(well, from the waist down, anyhow!)...bwahahahahahahaha! I was convinced they were going to call the rozzers! :o :o

Oh, and I don't much recommend a cow audience - ok so we were near a field...they got interested, ok?!

Probably best not to try and knit AND shag though ladies, 'tis quite dangerous :o

I think I'll come and wave at the bus - unpredictable cycles, so no idea what's going on! desperate - similar doggy problems, but in the interest of science I'll give it a go ;)

You should change the thread title: Doing It, Doggy Style!

I see a trend starting...

Anyone mind if I join in? I'm on the quest for a 3rd and final baby.

Grinningbee (40) Ttc#3 Cycle 2 CD32

Already have dd 2.4 and ds 9 months. Erm, and I can confirm that both dc were conceived on all fours . I would blush, but what the heck. We'll be sharing worse than that!

There's always the DP standing and you kneeling on a pile of cushions on the bed...but that usually ends up with the cushions shifting and lots of giggling! :o I've not found a way around it that means I don't end up with rotten back ache afterwards...mind you, it's worth it

Welcome bee - there is definitely a trend starting in this thread...I can also see a fair pattern of filth emerging. Still, nowt wrong with sharing the intimate details of your sex life with complete strangers is there? Is there? Erm...I suspect DP may have something to say along those lines, which is why I'm NEVER going to tell him bwahahaha! :o

desperate I won't be telling dh either -- but because he'd be rubbernecking rather than disapproving!! :o