NEW BUS BOARDING FOR JUNE 2012

[desperateoldie67]

Struck out this month...anyone care to join me on the June 2012 bus?

AF 2 days late. Am pissed off, and when added to ongoing PMS symptoms, that makes me one angry bunny. Grrr. I look like this:

DH may avoid coming home tonight for fear of angering me.

Well POAS this morning. BFN. Not that surprised as big fat spot appeared on chin. Oh well. Next time.

Sorry to hear that Kinky and Dial. Big hate sent out to your period (or lack of) and spot, respectively. GRR feck feck feck (sorry just living up to my strapline there).

Nil to report this morning from me. Had some pinkish thin CM a couple of days ago which I thought was AF arriving. Seems it was not. No other symptoms except I am bloated like a puffer fish. Is that an ov sign??

Tried out the position du choix of this forum last night and may continue to do so if it's as effective as claimed! TBH it doesn't really do anything for me, so it's pretty selfish SWI going on - me first, then DP who is loving my insistence on the DS.

*DS = doggy style - wouldn't want to get mixed up with the other DS!!

Bad luck ladies, have some and chocolate.
We're going away to fancy hotel for the weekend, so will try SWI and DS on expensive sheets .... all in the name of mumsnet, honest
It's a bit early (CD9, CD10) - but no harm in practising! DH is very pleased about the frequency and suggested style of SWI...

has a bottle of JD with my name all over it! (I'm a Jack whore!) I've held off from drinking as I was so sure 'this was THE month' but bloating, achy back and legs tell me other wise! have a few birthdays this weekend and I've decided I'm gonna make the most of them! Will update the stats when evil AF makes her appearance, but safe to say i'll be on this bus with imaginary symptoms before u know it!! Who would have thought getting preggers would be so bloody hard!!
but be warned I am the worst at symptom spotting and poas so I'll probably drive u all crazy with my ttc crazyness!!!

now just need to change this >>>>> into a lovely cold, tall glass of JD & coke, and i'm currently baking a batch of double chocolate muffins (AF craving) that will obviously be shared amongst u fine ladies

oooh mrsmellow fancy hotel, expensive sheets is just a must for SWI!!! go for it

Mmmmmmmm muuuuuuffins... :d

update: muffins. are. amazing!! although a little hot, clearly couldn't contain myself!!!

Just bought a 99p preg test way before I need it just to keep handy in the house. You know. Lordy, the famous obsession has started.

ooh when is AF due wellies? (sorry if stated on the list, don't remember every ones name)

I do love a BFP story

Oh today and I just know it will turn up too...as do the rest of my family! Have been particularly grouchy this week!

mrsmellow, sounds lovely, hope you have a good time!

cheekycurls, cheers! Might have a sneaky G&T myself tonight.

welliesandpyjamas, step away from the pg test! Them sticks are a nightmare, aren't they? (Uhm...I just stocked up.)

I'm sure DH is dreading coming home as the past few days I've been ready to jump him as soon as he gets in through the door. Just a few more days and then he can have a breather.

Have a fab weekend everyone!

Thing is, since it's a two-pack , you just know that I'll be trying one out in the morning if AF is a little late (not exactly unusual, either!). Then the other one I can keep for next month...

oh I hate that, AF always hides till u test then shows up!! grrrr

fingers crossed this is not the case for u :)

Bwhahahaha...all this talk of DS (woof) is making me giggle! I can feel a set of frivolous knickers coming on (and then rapidly coming off again, obviously) for tomorrow evening when I see Mr Desperate...who, hopefully, after nearly 2 weeks of not seeing each other will hopefully be...errr...desperate! :o

I know I bloody am, but then I always am! I think I may get a bottle of wine on the way home, although I do still have some Uncle Jack Daniels in the cupboard... :)

And REALLY wellies...you're going to keep the other one for next month? Not if AF still doesn't make an appearance you won't LMAO :o

defiantly demand DP to mount ask DP to try a bit of the doggy
hey if it works!!!

sorry pissing myself at 'mount'!!! hahaha

This thread is bloomin' filth! :o Me likey :)

Someone has more restraint than me! I had 2 double packs of tests, did those, then bought another, did those, bought another and have managed to keep one for more than 24 hours. Woohoo! And that's just in the last couple of weeks (I started testing way to early in the cycle, lol).

Day 35.

Still no AF.

I will test again tomorrow. Luckily we are going into town in the morning and I can stock up in poundworld with lots more cheapies!

They also sell boxes of maltesers for a pound, but I am on a diet. Boo.

Actually, before we degenerate into Friday night filth just how long should I leave it before going to the gp? I've been having pms symptoms for about 10 days now. Would they just laugh me away?

I really hope it's nothing menopause related....

Right. Back to naughtiness again please!

Diet schmiet! :o

Diet schmiet! love it!

geinning? sorry I don't know hold old u are but if ur anything like me (round the dr's every 5 mins!! hopefully someone here can give u some advice :)

right well I'm off to a party and to make a decent dent in my bottle of JD

happy poas, swi and all round naughtyness ;)

sorry that sounded bad, but from what i've read/heard is that if ur over 35, weird AF is best to be checked out by dr, I might be wrong.....cue someone with more knowledge......