I am jolly well going to get pregnant this month and I'll brook no argument.

[allhailtheaubergine]

Who's in?

Whenever I see/write the phrase "three bars and an egg" I hear the tune of Brown Girl In The Ring. All together now Three bars and an egg, tra lah lah lah la....

Pomme!!!! Yay!!

Just checking in to see how Pomme and Aries are doing...

Another faint line on an frer this am. Off to get more tests later. Not going to get fully excited until there's a nice strong line... Bit excited though!
Have you told your friends yet aubers?

A line is a line Pomme so we will be excited for you

I have decided that I have ovulated for the month so I am now def pregnant and will brook no arguement!

Would you like to join me on The Bench of Disbelief Pomme?

Haven't told a soul. Well, other than my husband and a few hundred randoms on the internet.

Got another + on a boots one. But am worried that as so early risk of a chem pg (af due Thurs) but also I am supposed to call my docs when I have a bfp as need to change drugs by 6 weeks pg at the very latest.

I have only told dh and dd (15 months so just made a cow noise at me which is not unappropriate).
And like you, the internet...

Ah, pomme! I go away for a few days and look what happens!! So pleased for you. Hope that was slightly more encouraging than farmyard noises

Well done hiding. That's the spirit. Brook No Argument. You should probably have a sit down in your condition. Would you like a gherkin?

Good work hiding. Despite what my fecking opk sticks tell me, I have decided I will conceive tonight.

opks are no match for this thread littlefriend.
Thanks maybe :)

My stupid pissy stick opk never actually admitted I was ovulating. I clambered on anyway and Brooked No Argument.

Ooooh, thelittlefriend, I am also planning on conceiving tonight, after my acupunture appointment. I will let no argument stand in my way. I feel I should be standing on some kind of podium, perhaps wearing a cloak of some description, with one hand held over my heart and another waving a flag. I see myself as a sort of amalgamation of Britannia, Joan of Arc and Scarlet O'Hara...

I am going to get preggers this month no matter what, even if i have no af, or if the opk says im not laying eggs i will be pregnant, let the rat smacking and clambering on commence... this thread seems to be very lucky... congrats pomme and aubers

ooo...thank you aubers. I love gherkins! Though everytime I buy them I do wonder if people think I must be pregnant

Love perhaps we need some king of rousing ( arousing ?) anthem or motivational chant.

That's the spirit meme! Go find your rat and smack it good

Excellent news, I've just conceived.

Ooo live sexing updates. As good as Wimbledon this.

Perhaps we could get the sexing updates into some kind of RSS feed? Am just off for my acupuncture appointment, following which I will immediately be pregnant, although I might do some sexing as well just to be sure.

Continuing the positive thinking, should we imagine the swimmers on their journey?!

blimey Have, I was going to wait until the temp dropped a little before clambering on, but maybe I should call my dp in here now.

allhail did you scrap the opk's in the end? I am thinking of doing this. In fact, a quick question for all you who are also brooking no argument. Do any of you also always get a negative?

Always! I don't bother with them! I just temp and check my cervix and fluid.
Hop on little friend! Obviously we will get pregnant this month but we have to give mother nature every opportunity! :)

Hi, I will be definitely getting pregnant next month, this month's tactic has been goading Murphy and His Law, so it won't have happened this month
I know I am early just getting a head start as I am on CD 22 and so I am almost in the month where I DEFINITELY get pregnant. Is it ok if join you? :)

Yay, congrats and salt & vinegar crisps to all positives (and other pate & brie nibbles of the non-pg craving variety for the rest of us).

Despite being very firmly decided upon conception last month, I'm back here on CD11. It would seem that my ability to read my CM is as shonky as haruspicy; I think I put 'slimy' down for every day
However I've just bought some OPKs and now consensus here is that they don't seem to be worth it either? My temping is too eratic (getting up many times a night for a toddler), and my cats don't like me. What's a girl to do? And don't say more sexing...

ps: good luck with the thesis submission bloofer

I love this idea have like some kind of meditation, no? Soothing music to which the sperm make their epic journey. I like this.

Hi purple with that attitude, you are most definitely already pregnant!

Seconding calypso with the good luck bloofer