I am jolly well going to get pregnant this month and I'll brook no argument.

[allhailtheaubergine]

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Hmm I can identify with all these concerns and am contemplating investing in a medicine syringe just in case! Nothing wrong with being conceived by medicine syringe is there? Perhaps more easy to explain when they ask I.e. Yes when a mummy and daddy love each other very much but the daddy is a bit tired he squirts his seed in a medicine syringe...

Amanda - that had me nearly crying with laughter. Ooooh, maybe a very early preganany symptom of weepiness on CD6?

The carpark at netto!! Love it, classy bird.

I am ashamed to admit that we agreed if it all got too much we would try the syringe root but he could not manage even that as he said all he could think about was babies!

Here I am Bloofs (thank you for asking - you know how I love to feel needed )

This morning, RatSplatters, I had 3 bars AND an egg!! I am about to lay one any minute. So I yelled downstairs that he had to come back up immediately and perform and he did and it lasted all of...ooh....three minutes? Four? So romantic. I didn't have to clamber on thankfully, as I am getting paranoid about gravity.

Maybe, you are hot AND spotty? Dammit woman, why are you in any doubt at all?

Oooh, Aries, I didn't know the Magic Computer Baby Creator showed eggs! How exciting! I weed on my first expensive MCBM stick this morning, I am practically pregnant already.

Hurrah for Aries laying an egg!

See, this is why I loved the Shag Dictator. It awards a sense of achievement rarely, if ever, achieved in adult life

Ah, I unnerstand now Love - my fevered imagination wondered if you were going to be clapped in irons for a series of ghastly crimes come next month, and wouldn't be able to have your marital conjugals from your prison cell!

Am ROARING at the Netto carpark. Makes me want a Lidl baby just to prove my devotion to its excellent quality range of budget continental sliced meats.

lol at least i didnt name her after it Netto?
i am sure my cheap opk ebay bargins dont work £4.50 for 50 so to good to me true, not a line or a shadow? perhaps my eggs dont wanna be laid?

I was just thinking Nettie is actually a really pretty name

I wouldn't worry too much about cheapo opk's showing a line, meme - I never had any joy from those things, only from the Shag Dictator...

whats the shag dictator?

meme I never got a result with the cheapo line interpretation ov sticks.

Love - sounds like to need to go a sex shop, vibrating cock ring perhaps? Pleasure him him n her apparently.
The last time I went into the sort of establishment was on a roudy hen night. I could not even figure out the ergonomics of most of the things in her.

Shag dictator is Clear Blue Fertility Monitor

I would rec that or at least the digital smiley face ones

Shag Dictator = Clearblue Fertility Monitor...

Useful if, like me, the very last thing in your mind is a night of jasmine-scented loving on silken sheets...

(Actually that's a bit unfair on the OM, since I have hugely enjoyed this month's campaign, but you know what I mean )

ohhh it arrived today :)))))) with no sticks booo!

x posts and howling at the ergonomics!!

lol if i have triplets i am gonna call them lidl, aldi and netto its decided i will announce it after my meatball tea with dh -- do u think he wil get the hint with meatballs?

Can you arrange the meatballs with a provocative frankfurter, so as to leave no room for doubt?

I need to borrow the dildo please. I need it to poke dh to wake him up as he is now asleep on the sofa after saying I shouldn't kiss him or I too will get the shits.
Think I may also be developing thrush.
We really are the most attractive parents a blastocyst could dream of.
I need the syringe.

Pomme your dedication to the cause is amaze. You will get your duffle as a Reward from the Fates.

Lidl, Aldi and Nettie .....really quite pretty aren't they?

Perhaps you ought to get yourself onto Baby Names and tout for opinions?

If you are pregnant this month, Pomme, I really think you should get RatSmacker of the Month award. We can put up a poster of you.

Oo thanks very much
Dare someone to go on Baby Names with Lidl, Aldi and Netto...

hahahaha change my name and run away quickly
ran out of frankfurters got a chipolater instead

When we're all pregnant - you know, by the end of the month - we'll need an antenatal thread of similarly blind optimism (I'm a planner, me)...

Oh yes, by the end of the month definitely. My baby is due on 8th March. Yours?

oooo snap!